a dog named sex: everybody i know who has a dog calls him "rover or spot" i call mine sex. now, sex has been very embarrassing to me.when i went to the city hall to renew the dogs license i told the clerk i would like a license for sex. he said "i would like to have one too!" then i said "but she is a dog" he said he didnt care what she looked like i said "you dont understand....i have had sex since i was nine years old" he replied "u must have been quite a strong boy" when i decided to get married. i told the minister that i would like to have sex at the wedding. he told me to wait until after the wedding was over. i said "but sex has been a big part in my life and my whole world revovles around sex" he said he didnt want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church i told him everyone would enjoy having sex at the wedding the next day we were married at the justice of the peace my family is barred from the church from then on when my wife and i went on our honeymoon i took the dog with me when we checked into the motel i told the clerk that i wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for sex he said that every room in the motel is a place for sex i said "you dont understand....sex keeps me awake at night" the clerk said "me too!" one day i entered sex in a contest but before the competition began the dog ran away another contestant asked why i was just looking around i told him i was going to have sex in the contest he said that should have sold my own tickets "you dont understand" i said "i hoped to have sex on TV" he called me a show off when my wife and i seperated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog i said "your honor i had sex before i was married but sex left me after i was married the judge said "me too!" last night sex ran off again i spent hours looking all over for her a cop came over and asked me what i was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning i said "im looking for sex" my case comes up next thursday well now ive been thrown in jail been divorced and had more troubles with that dog than i ever foresaw why just the other day when i went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble?" i replied "sex has been my best friend all my life but now left me forever i couldnt live any longer so lonely" and the psychiatrist said "look mister, u should understand that sex isnt a mans best friend so get yourself a dog" u can earn free imvu credits here it is very easy alot of ways to do it here is the link to sign up http://www.metarl.com/register.php?referral=mattco