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whew, you made this just in time! I'd have been dead a day later. You see, today was the negative 24th annual bilateral multiplexual Superpowers Conference of the Eighth Worlds, and I was about to venture into the unknown Aisles of Advertizers, witness Feats of Amazing Strength and Lack of Intelligence, and partake of food from the Ever Treacherous Hot Dog and Coffee Stands...and all without the ability to block out the smells of crowds or freeze salesmen who were getting particularly annoying! Not to mention my fellow Superheroes would have kicked my butt at Uber Super Ultra Amazingly Extreme Ping-Pong. I owe my life, my gratitude, and my ego to this deceptively simple yet amazingly effective Pack of Powers.
Also a hit at Family Reunion
Rating: [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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