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A duck gets in trouble for blowing bubbles in the pond.
A flock of ducks are in a pond.
One day, a particular duck, whom we’ll call Quack, found himself upset over seeing another duck blowing bubbles in the pond.
So upset, in fact, he decides to take the duck (whose name was Waddle) to court.
Once in court, the duck is is called to the duck stand. “State your name.”
“My name is Waddle.”
“Waddle, what are you being accused of?” The judge asks the duck. “Heck if I knew!” He said. “I was just blowing bubbles in the pond!”
The judge looked over his glasses at Quack, then back at Waddle.
“I see no problem with blowing bubbles. You’re free to go,” he says.
The next day, Quack sees Waddle once again blowing bubbles in the pond, and became very angry. He decides once again (to the judge’s annoyance) to take Waddle to court, and they go through the same process. The judge begins to get very angry with Quack for continuing to bring Waddle in.
Finally, after weeks of trouble between Waddle and Quack, Quack takes Waddle to court one last time, and this time, he has a plan.
“And I assume you’re here because Waddle was blowing bubbles in the pond,” the judge says to Quack in a dry tone. “Yes, your honor. But this time, I brought a witness!”
The judge calls the witness to the stand. “And your name, sir?”
“My name is Bubbles.”
Rating:  [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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