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PresqueVuToYou: We actually had to increase internal security recently at work because a team manager cracked and pranked a ton of people and now no longer works with us.
Junichi: LOL he pranked you? What did he do?
PresqueVuToYou: Hahah he changed his name to Penis De Milo, went into a secure chatroom and started dicking with everyone in the meeting and basically told them all to fuck off, took full control of the room and just started drawing a giant dick on the whiteboard in the room but since he had ownership of the room literally no one could stop or boot him. I found out about it after the fact but that dude Snapped haha. So manybe that's less of a prank and more of well...I don't know what that is but it's generally referred to as the Penis de Milo incident.
Junichi: ROFLORFL ... *falls out of my chair* aAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHA
Jun: Ooh.. i mean thank you... *Leans over tentatively and licks it a little*
Mav: *pushes slightly* OwO bite.
Jun: *takes a bite* ....mmm *shivers* ...tastes just like candy... x.x
Mav: It does! *smiles, standing up and getting you one for yourself* Here, you can have one too, since you like them :3
Jun: Oh. You're so sweet. Generous, even. *Daintily unwraps* ...you know, I could put this directly into the toilet. Cut out the middle man. *Holds at arms length with two finger* I mean, it already looks like a turd.
Mav: ... *sniffles* No, eat it. It's good for you and it only has 90 calories... T^T
Jun: *chews the fiber bar like I'm eating a wet, microwaved textbook*
JunglecatTuesday: And he is drizzled with chocolate.
Egoist: the room is huge
Destaneexox: Over here love
JayeKoji: I have a few ladies here for you tonight ruben
Ragnarok: *hoping for a normal spot to sitt* lol
Destaneexox: ^^ Just for you
Ragnarok: Im sure you do lol
JayeKoji: they would like to wish you happiness on your coming day
Egoist: I hope for those too v-v
Egoist: and I found one
Egoist: so far
JunglecatTuesday: We found a spot that gives you an erection with a node on it.
Destaneexox: Sit on the lip chair hun
JayeKoji: come on ego, you can have a lick if you like
Destaneexox: ^^
JayeKoji: lol
JayeKoji: nope up here in the room
Egoist: a lick of what?
JayeKoji: there are regular nodes on the pink lips ruben
JayeKoji: come sit...
Ragnarok: oh lord lol
Ragnarok: ok lol
JayeKoji: Ego ou come on up here too. thre is a node behind the ladies
Destaneexox: -She giggles.-How are you doing today sexy?
JunglecatTuesday: *passes shots to all the boys*
JayeKoji: nice view for you
JayeKoji: kepe it coming Jun
Egoist: v-v
InfamousAshTuesday:*makes it disappear as quickly as you gave it to me.*
Destaneexox: Ego, come sit next to Rugan
Ragnarok: *takes a shot* i need one lol
Destaneexox: Ruban.
MahimasuGenji: Ruben*
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly.-Well yeah! You're getting married tomorrow!
JunglecatTuesday: heheh
Egoist: but it's dangerous to sit there lol
JayeKoji: lol
JunglecatTuesday: Ego.. come here.
Ragnarok: Many names lol
Egoist: but where here
Destaneexox: Are you nervous?
JayeKoji: girls dont bite unless you spank them first
Destaneexox: XD
TheSunlitBlade: -She lifted her fingers to stroke her chest and then towards the man of the hour.- Not making promises~
Egoist: don't wanna do that 8{>
InfamousAshTuesday:Hehe.
Egoist: -flails hooves-
JayeKoji: ok then come sit behind them
JayeKoji: *takes one shot then quickly another*
JunglecatTuesday: Ego, come into the little room here
Ragnarok: awws lol
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly, and runs her hands down his chest, looking at him.-Mmmm love to tease.
JayeKoji: alright ladies... all yours... do him right
Egoist: tell me which node, the coordinates
Egoist: lol
Ragnarok: Well you know, looking at an ass is a good thing
JunglecatTuesday: There's a chair next to me
Egoist: okay.. nvm I will find it myself <.<
Destaneexox: -She smiles at him.-Our asses are positioned so you can see them
Ragnarok: *leans back and looks at the ladies*
Egoist: and that would be the middle node behind the... table thing with the.. people on it
TheSunlitBlade: -A finger straced down the V-neck of his collar.- This is your laaaaasst night before getting hitched, babe. Gonna make sure you're treated...nice...and...well.~
JayeKoji: yes ego
Ragnarok: I bet.
JunglecatTuesday: Yes. That one, Ego. lol
JayeKoji: what? I picked the two I thought youd liek
JayeKoji: *like
Ragnarok: lol
Destaneexox: Putting on some music. -She bends over and switches it on.-
InfamousAshTuesday:Ah. Tunes. That's what I needed. :)
CynicalJinx: <_< late with the music <3 lol. Have fun.
JunglecatTuesday: *makes like I'm gonna spank that bent over*
TheSunlitBlade: -Rotating her shoulders, she grinned between Ruben and Jaye while slowly retreating.-
JayeKoji: music dancing
JayeKoji: I forgot my whip damn...
Destaneexox: -She giggled softly, swinging my hips to the music. She looked at Ruban, as she slowly ran her hands down her body. She takes a piece of her hair and twirls it around her finger.-
Ragnarok: Good. lol
JayeKoji: *glances at ruben then figures halo's probably got his*
JunglecatTuesday: Oh right.. *hands the chocolate Ruben a whip*
JunglecatTuesday: You girls going to dance? Or just stand there?
JunglecatTuesday: *wants to see some dancin*
TheSunlitBlade: -Her she spread her legs and stroked at her inner thigh..- We also heard some things of you liking...it nice and nasty. Hehe.
Ragnarok: Nasty is always good *watches*
JayeKoji: *takes another drink nodding my head*
TheSunlitBlade: -She slipped the tie on the top...all the way out till it was nothing but hanging leather draping her shoulders.- Oh don't worry....the night ain' over yet.~ We do our jobs very... very well.
JayeKoji: I know I told you two what to expect so I have no worries
JunglecatTuesday: heheh
JayeKoji: Ruben youre gonna have a life changing thing tomorrow and before you ride off into the sunset of the bondage that is marriage
Ragnarok: Im hard to please *winks*
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly and slowly shakes her hips from side to side. She grabbed onto her panties and leaned her head back as she hip her pink bottom lip. She smiles at the soon to be married man and bites a little bit harder asn she slowly inches her panties down.-
TheSunlitBlade: -The leather fell off her shoulders and she twiddled a finger around her black hair....undulating her hips to the side.-
Ragnarok: hehe
Ragnarok: *watches them*
JayeKoji: *raises a hand and says loudly* to the shackles.. whatever kind they may be
JunglecatTuesday: ...*should totally make Ruben wear them on his head*
InfamousAshTuesday::).
JunglecatTuesday: *only because that's what I would probably do >.> *
Ragnarok: Lol, I think il be fine, got my cuffs and chains
Destaneexox: -She looked down away from Ruben as she inches her panties down.-
InfamousAshTuesday:So silly. :)
JunglecatTuesday: Woo.. go girl~
TheSunlitBlade: Mmmm...that's better.~ -she stood to her full height....arse popped out with a finger hooked in her black panties..following the movements of her blonde partner.-
JunglecatTuesday: Ruben.. did you know that blonde men make them all wet?
Ragnarok: Good, I like it wet.
Ragnarok: *watches*
Destaneexox: I love the breeze being naked. -She bent down, her boobs coming forward. She winked at Ruben and then at Jay as she ran her fingers down her soft skin.-
JayeKoji: In fact the whole time we were inspecting ... just as naughty.
JunglecatTuesday: *gives Ego a shot*
TheSunlitBlade: -She grinned and bit her lip while a finger slid just over the hemline of her black panties....a blue eye peeked out from the black hair.-
TheSunlitBlade: -Shoulder pressed forward, her nips were and peaked towards Ruben's figure like begging, pearly, beads.- So Ruben..How long have you know these guys.~
TheSunlitBlade: -gestures around but kept her eyes on him.-
JayeKoji: oh.. and... get this.. they are fans as well
Ragnarok: *leans on my legs leaning forward a bit* For ever lol
JayeKoji: how do you like that?
JunglecatTuesday: ...*watches Blade's tits beg Ruben*
JayeKoji: lol
Ragnarok: fans?
JayeKoji: yes of your work
Destaneexox: -She smiles at him and winks at him.-I've always wanted to meet a big Developer.
JunglecatTuesday: One girl was. I can't remember which one.
Ragnarok: *Grins*
JayeKoji: guess we have known you forever but you are the star you brat
TheSunlitBlade: Mmm...Forever's such a long time.~ Can you believe they'd do something as sweet as this. -she turned and placed a soft hand on her chest...caressing down..-
Ragnarok: They tend to take it all out hehe
Ragnarok: *watches the girls*
Destaneexox: -She twists her nipple letting out a moan and winked at Ruben. She rubbed her boobs and then stepped off the small stage platform. She grabbed onto Ruben's shoulders, and starts to swing my hips from side to side looking at him as she ran a hand down his chest lightly. -
Egoist: -confused-
JunglecatTuesday: *looks at Ego* ... you drink it.
Ragnarok: *watches her move*
TheSunlitBlade: -Her head lolled backward, over, front....bending over infront of him while her black locks fell in curtains and waves.- I'll say.~ Nothing half-assed here...except maybe..-she points down at the panties half off.-
Egoist: drink what
Egoist: -sleepy-
JunglecatTuesday: The shot I gave you.
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly as she moves her hand down his chest as she stopped there, looking at him and winked. She bites her lip.-
Ragnarok: Well as the song sais, take it off *winks*
Egoist: oh..? lol
JayeKoji: *leans against rubens shoulder* blade has a room you would really like too lol
Ragnarok: Oh?
JayeKoji: has all your main features *chuckles*
TheSunlitBlade: -She looked her the Venus next to her and winked wiggling the her finger down her panties till the fell from her thighs.- Oh? You mean like this?
JayeKoji: whips chains, cages...
Ragnarok: Oh, my style
JayeKoji: figured I might have to visit back here later on my own
JunglecatTuesday: *grabs panties on the floor and tosses to Ruben*
Ragnarok: *catches it* yeah? *flips it around my finger*
TheSunlitBlade: -She takes her hand...extending her arms as if she were grabbing onto the 'metal' and waving her head to beckon him forward.- Mmm...this style is the best to wear. Would you believe it's all covered by clothing half the time?
TheSunlitBlade: Such a shame...
Destaneexox: -She giggles.-I'd take care of you Jaye. -She winks at him as she gets off Ruben and winks. She steps back up onto the plat form and starts to dance some more running my hands down her skin.-
Ragnarok: It really it.
TheSunlitBlade: -Her voice was like honey, kneeling down on the glass once more though one knee remained open for full view.-
JunglecatTuesday: *Gives Ash a riding crop*
TheSunlitBlade: -An air kiss towards Jaye's direction and she bit down on her pinky.-
JayeKoji: *smiles*
JunglecatTuesday: Jaye is so going to steal your women, Ruben.
JunglecatTuesday: I think they already like him.
JayeKoji: what. He doesnt need them for more than an hour
TheSunlitBlade: -Taking her eyes back to Ruben, she lolled her head back and began sucking- Mmm...No he's not.~
Ragnarok: Lol
Ragnarok: I can share
JunglecatTuesday: *thinks there should be some sexy wrestling to win favor or something*
Ragnarok: Mhm
TheSunlitBlade: -Her white teeth peeked over her black lips and she smacked the globe of her ass..undulating hips.-
Destaneexox: -She turned around and turned towards Jun. She winks at him and bites her lip lightly, and playfully. She turned toward Ash and runs her hands down her skin before looking Jay. She bites her lip and rubs her own boobs as she bends over for Ego.-
JunglecatTuesday: heheheheeheeh
InfamousAshTuesday:Oh. Wrestling. :)
JunglecatTuesday: *smacks Ego on the arm*
JunglecatTuesday: She bent over for you.
InfamousAshTuesday:*pays attention.*
JunglecatTuesday: *imagines Ego is rather red atm*
Destaneexox: Who wants to take a shot form my boobs?
JunglecatTuesday: *chants for Ruben to chug chug chug*
Ragnarok: Yeah yeah lol *takes another shot*
Egoist: :I
JunglecatTuesday: No no... from her boobs. *points*
TheSunlitBlade: Hehe~ -She grins...the leather of her glove hovering over her pelvis and hips...and then the underside of a pert breast.- C'mon Ruben...don't be shy.
JayeKoji: well you know Im always game
JayeKoji: boobs.. belly. buttons...
Destaneexox: -She giggles.-Jun, would you like to put the shot in between my boobs?
JunglecatTuesday: ASH CAN I
JunglecatTuesday: *cough*
JunglecatTuesday: ASH
InfamousAshTuesday:You don't have to ask Jun. It's fine.
JunglecatTuesday: ASH
JunglecatTuesday: *jumps up giddy*
JunglecatTuesday: Ok... how.
Egoist: I need to the bathroom
Destaneexox: -She bends down to Jun, squeezing my boobs together.-
JayeKoji: *points toeards the john for Ego*
TheSunlitBlade: -Grinning at him while she snaked a hand over the blonde's thigh.-
JunglecatTuesday: *looks at Jaye*
JayeKoji: go on man its just boobs
InfamousAshTuesday:*smirking, waiting for it to get spilled or something>*
JunglecatTuesday: YES
JunglecatTuesday: BOOBS
JayeKoji: lick the shot out of her cleavage
JunglecatTuesday: OH RIGHT
Egoist: -confused-
JayeKoji: gay boys see?
JayeKoji: you can do it
JunglecatTuesday: *pours a shot in her cleavage?*
Ragnarok: Would not a thigh shot be better?
JunglecatTuesday: RUBEN
Destaneexox: Like that
Ragnarok: What?
Egoist: -crawls to bathroom- 8{>
JayeKoji: lick it up quickly or youre gonna be sucking it off a nipple
JunglecatTuesday: *leans forward and slurps*
JayeKoji: YAYAYA
JunglecatTuesday: *sits back down all red and stupid*
Destaneexox: Oh, there you go
JayeKoji: *takes pics*
Destaneexox: xD
JayeKoji: ii
Destaneexox: -Poses.-
JunglecatTuesday: *rolf*
JunglecatTuesday: *fl*
Destaneexox: Jaye? Would you like to take a shot?
TheSunlitBlade: -She grinned biting her.- Now look at the mess you made..who's going to clean it up?
JayeKoji: *sitll laughing*
JayeKoji: okok... ah. that was good *wipes my eyes*
InfamousAshTuesday:*giggles wildly suddenly.*
Destaneexox: Anybody want a shot from boobs?
Destaneexox: Or thigh?
JayeKoji: Ill take a shot where do you want me to lick. Im down
Destaneexox: Take your pick
Ragnarok: You know how to do a thigh shot? Il do that
JunglecatTuesday: Ok what is a thigh shot?
JayeKoji: ahh ok go for it ruben
InfamousAshTuesday:Sounds tricky.
Pessimus: .-.
JunglecatTuesday: ROO BIN BOO BIN ROO BIN
Ragnarok: shot glass between the thighs and pick it up with your mouth
HeroFromKrypton has joined the chat
JayeKoji: yess thats my boy. git it
JayeKoji: HERO
InfamousAshTuesday:Hey Hero.
TheSunlitBlade: -Licking her lips her hair was tossed back...watching..she grinned at Ruben with a 'take me now' gaze.- C'mon Ruben. Hehe.
Ragnarok: Hey Hero
Destaneexox: -Sits down and puts the shot between my thigh.-
JunglecatTuesday: Hero
JunglecatTuesday: !
Destaneexox: Seshina
Destaneexox: You you need to move
Destaneexox: Sekshina*
TheSunlitBlade: Welcome to the party, Hero.~
JayeKoji: Come on back, grab a shot
Destaneexox: >,<
Destaneexox: Just move
Ragnarok: *grins and leans down while looking up at her, taking the glass between lips and picks it up and drinks*
Destaneexox: Thank you
JayeKoji: WHOOOOO
Destaneexox: Sekshina.
JayeKoji: *clicks more pics*
HeroFromKrypton: Took me a bit to unfreeze.
JayeKoji: Grab a shot hero. Im glad you finally made it
Ragnarok: I spilled a bit *winks*
JayeKoji: awwww
JunglecatTuesday: *wonders if I was supposed to drink the shot like that, in an actual glass* *glares at Jaye for giving me flawed instructions*
Destaneexox: -She giggles.-
JayeKoji: come on now... you gotta clean that up
HeroFromKrypton: *grabs one*
Destaneexox: Welcome Hero, would you like to take a shot from my boobs?
HeroFromKrypton: I guess I already did. lol
JayeKoji: flawed whatever... like it right on the skin.. who needs a glass...
Ragnarok: If i could touch sure I would but hands are tied lol
JunglecatTuesday: *dies just a tad*
TheSunlitBlade: -She bent down more and spread her knees....balancing on her leather boots. Her torso belly danced with ease.-
Destaneexox: xD
Ragnarok: lol
JunglecatTuesday: Hero.. take shot out of her belly button
JunglecatTuesday: ..if miss will allow >.>
InfamousAshTuesday:I'm so late with this. But just as long as you don't drink the glass. You did fine. :)
Destaneexox: -She jumped off stage and and starts grinding up against Jaye, her body hitting his crotch lightly as she giggles seductively. She takes his hand and puts it on my waist gently..-
TheSunlitBlade: -Blade bent back, hands on the glass with all of her appendages keeping her upright in a bridge.- Here...Shot right here~
Ragnarok: *leans back watching while taking a shot*
JunglecatTuesday: hehehehe
TheSunlitBlade: -Her head threw back with black locks sweeping the glass....She turned and rolled to catstretch her self to sitting.-
Destaneexox: Nice to meet you
JayeKoji: *holds lightly watching with a grin*
TheSunlitBlade: -Working her way with Des, the boots clicked on the glass to then press against the pink cushion next to Ruben.- MmmmThank you dolls~
Destaneexox: -She giggled softly and continues to grind against him. She put her hands on his and then kept moving her hips from side to side.-
Ragnarok: *grins*
Destaneexox: Thank you Jun. ^^
JayeKoji: *elbows ruben* see how good this is...
TheSunlitBlade: -Her hips worked down...slowly, closer to his body with out ever touching him....the black hair cascaded down her shoulders whilst now hovering her sex over the apex of his thighs.- Hope you're enjoying the party, love.
JunglecatTuesday: *shakes Ego continuously* Are you back from the bathroom????!?!
JunglecatTuesday: You are very welcome :)
JayeKoji: *reaches up and touches a black tendril in my fingers* I didnt have a doubt in either of you.
Egoist: what.. D8
TheSunlitBlade: -Now both of her her legs were standing....straddling over him...but she never touched..instead the heat of her body and the sheen of perspiration glistenned off her body for all to see.-
TheSunlitBlade: Oh thank you, love. -She whispered gently in his ear...the scent of mint caressing an earlobe.-
Destaneexox: -She giggled softly and spun around fast, grabbing onto his shoulders agressively, and then hops onto Jay and grinds on him nice and hard, her parts meeting his crotch.-
JayeKoji: how we doing on the booze Jun *eyes glued on whate in front of me*
JunglecatTuesday: o.o Jaye
JunglecatTuesday: Um.
JayeKoji: *little grin*
JunglecatTuesday: I think Ego drank it all. *shoves him*
Ragnarok: *winks* Welcome
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly.-Thank you baby
JayeKoji: ego... *tisks with a laugh*
Egoist: I didn't do anything Dx
TheSunlitBlade: -Blade retreated hopping deftly over the couch to then eye him from behind...her hands snaked down his chest while keeping the soft contact of her lips.- Mmm....Any time, handsome.
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly and continues to grind against him nice and hard. She looks at him, her crystal blue eyes meeting his..-Mmmm, you're so muscle... i love a man with muscles, baby.
JayeKoji: I need to put more in ruben *trying to keep hands to himself*
JunglecatTuesday: *pulls out another bottle of booze and gives some to Ash*
Ragnarok: I so read that wrong Jaye lol
JayeKoji: I would just pour it on the girls but ... ROFL
JayeKoji: ruben
JayeKoji: Lol
Ragnarok: lol
TheSunlitBlade: -A hand on his shoulder, she catwalked around in a point...to then return to Ruben's front....her body continued to undulate like an Arabian Dancer.-
InfamousAshTuesday:*drinks more merrily, getting way too into the Kesha song.*
Ragnarok: *Watches her*
JayeKoji: tonight is the night for *girls* ruben
JayeKoji: girls...
JayeKoji: LOL
Ragnarok: Oh, right lol
JunglecatTuesday: Hey. Jaye. This is straight night. Put your bi away.
Ragnarok: lol
JayeKoji: lol
TheSunlitBlade: -One finger trached at the meridian of his shirt and between the three slabs of hard......'I want you' gaze not leaving his face...she contined to sink down lower..and lower..-
JayeKoji: hey if you can do a boob shot I can be totally straight
JunglecatTuesday: ikr
JunglecatTuesday: *irk
Destaneexox: Mmm. You can touch me baby... my body is craving a man's touch. -She winks at him, continuing to grind against him a little more at him still looking at him. She ran a hand down his chest, and then down to rub his inner thigh.-
JunglecatTuesday: No wait.
Destaneexox: ;)
InfamousAshTuesday:Hehe. Have more to drink Jun. ;)
JunglecatTuesday: I had that right the first time. *lil tipsy*
Ragnarok: Lovely *watches her*
JayeKoji: YES! more to DRINK
TheSunlitBlade: -Her fingers ran the outside of his knees...head weaving in and out... between his legs that she had motioned out to the side...her lips were bit with out speaking.-
JunglecatTuesday: *passes out shits to everyone* TO RUVEN!
JayeKoji: Junichi!
JunglecatTuesday: *holds mine in the air&+
InfamousAshTuesday:*trying so hard not to laugh and spit out my drink.*
Destaneexox: To Ruben!
Destaneexox: ;)
JayeKoji: TO Ruben and a very drunk Jun
InfamousAshTuesday:Yay! Ruben! :)
JayeKoji: that was halarious
JunglecatTuesday: *makes sure Hero and Ego have one*
Ragnarok: *takes a shot while watching Sun* Mhm
JunglecatTuesday: *And Ash again cause he should get naked tongght*
JayeKoji: may you have all the happiness you can hold in ... I almost said her boobs
JunglecatTuesday: *knocks it back*
JayeKoji: that wasnt what I meant
Ragnarok: lol
JayeKoji: hold in your arms
Egoist: -sleepy-
InfamousAshTuesday:I'd get naked even without being drunk, you know that. But I'd laugh more about it drunk.
Destaneexox: -Squishes Jay's face into my boobs.-Enjoy
Ragnarok: Lol
InfamousAshTuesday:*drinks.*
JunglecatTuesday: There you go.
JunglecatTuesday: Bonus.
TheSunlitBlade: -She stood, head dipping as if she were dragging her tounge up his body and up to a pectoral...worshiping the muscle with eyes closed.- Mmmm...you smell good, babe. What cologne are you wearing?
TheSunlitBlade: Or is that your natrual musk...-she whispered low and then retreated to the edge of the table sitting on it's edge with legs spread. for him..-
Ragnarok: All boss *winks*
Destaneexox: Mmmm I hope I can take you home Jaye;)
JunglecatTuesday: *gives Ash a drunken look like, you purdy*
Ragnarok: *watches her sitting there*
JayeKoji: *takes a nice long lick*
JayeKoji: mmm take me home *chuckle*
Destaneexox: -She giggled.-I'd love to.
Ragnarok: lol Jaye
TheSunlitBlade: -A finger stirred in the air over her sex...eyes still asking to be taken...to be ravished..under him..- You certainly have me wet, Ruben..
JunglecatTuesday: *applauds Ruben*
JayeKoji: *points to self* is single... *chuckle*
InfamousAshTuesday:*giggles at Jun's look and gives him the I want you stare.*
Ragnarok: I have that effect hun .
JayeKoji: told you hes a brat *grins*
JayeKoji: dont'cha love it?
Ragnarok: this is me holding back lol
TheSunlitBlade: -her leg crossed suddenly and she took an elbow to prop her black head....smirking wide as the sudden view of her naked body was now not visible.- He certainly is.~
Destaneexox: -She giggles smiles and hops off and walks around him, wrapping her arms around his neck, and rubbing his chest.-Mmmm a sexy man.
JayeKoji: see ladies, I told you he'd be all gentlemanly
Ragnarok: Im only rough in private lol
JunglecatTuesday: *grabs Ash's hand and slobbers all over it in what I think is a kiss*
Destaneexox: XD
JayeKoji: *laughs*
Destaneexox: I like it rough... -She whispers in Jaye's ear.-
JunglecatTuesday: See this is why its good we went public.
InfamousAshTuesday:*wipes my hand off on Jun's shirt really quick.*
TheSunlitBlade: -A hand dragged under her chin....licking the bottom lip....it's black petals wet from her tounge.- Rough...Ooh...I see, I see.
JayeKoji: *put a hand up onto her hair and holds up my glass with the other*
Ragnarok: *winks to her*
TheSunlitBlade: -She snaked a hand down her thigh whilst still sitting at the end of the glass....slowly but surely standing back up...to only turn around with her bare arse facing him...-
JayeKoji: while the night cant last forever, we dont really want it to. tomorrow is for new beginnings.
JunglecatTuesday: *believes you to be trying to play with my nipples*
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly and kisses his neck gently, her tounge running over his tanned skin.-
JayeKoji: Ruben I wise you the best. Youre my best boy*
InfamousAshTuesday:Aw. That's so sweet and romantic. *pinches Jun's exposed nipple.*
TheSunlitBlade: -Blue eyes glanced over...black curtains of hair falling over her back...she pouted over at Ruben...and wiggled her bum.-
Ragnarok: *watches her and her ass* those should be light pink..
Ragnarok: Thank you hehe
JunglecatTuesday: YES SPANK IT
Destaneexox: -She runs her hands down Jaye's chest nipping hi ears lightly and giggles softly.-
Egoist: Moose will go to sleep. You have fun. Sweet Mooseymares afterwards.
JayeKoji: girls youve been more than accomidating... and whonderfully generous with your... shots... *chuckle*
JunglecatTuesday: ..I cant control the volume of my voice tonight
JayeKoji: *noses her ear* you have a great place
JunglecatTuesday: *give Ego another shot before he goes
TheSunlitBlade: Mm....so you want to do something like...-This- *she smacked her ass...hard..leaving a hard red print on it.*
InfamousAshTuesday:I like you loud.
JayeKoji: Alright Ego. Thanks so much for coming
JunglecatTuesday: Sleep well Ego
Destaneexox: Thank you baby.
JunglecatTuesday: *falls off the sofa*
Ragnarok: *Nods at her* Yes
TheSunlitBlade: Have a good night, Ego~
Destaneexox: You guys have a good a night.
Egoist: Moosey Blessings.
Ragnarok: Yeah I love your place here
Egoist: it's morning here though lol
Destaneexox: Thank you. ^^
JayeKoji: *removes my hand from her hair*
JayeKoji: you both really did make the night perfect and alot of fun
TheSunlitBlade: -She inclined her arse further...head tilted back.- You should certainly leave me a parting gift, Ruben. -She grinned challengingly.-
Ragnarok: Mhm
Egoist: -rolls out leaving Moose fur behind-
Destaneexox: -She giggles and stands up.- Thank you for coming to us.
JunglecatTuesday: *chants spank spank spank*
JayeKoji: LOL Blade that is the best set of last words I ever heard
InfamousAshTuesday:*steals Jun's drink and drinks it.*
Ragnarok: you want My hand print on your ass?
JunglecatTuesday: *tips back my empty cupped hand*
Egoist has left the chat
InfamousAshTuesday:*sits there innocently.*
TheSunlitBlade: I certainly try. Hehe.~ -she blows a kiss toward Jaye...and then back towards Ruben.- Yes please, Sir..
JunglecatTuesday: ...*smacks empty lips and swallows air* ..its so smooth
JayeKoji: *glances over to Jun with a laugh*
Ragnarok: Bend over more Il give you one *watches her*
InfamousAshTuesday:Woo. Spankings.
JunglecatTuesday: *looks at my empty hand confusedly* ....
JayeKoji: somethieng every man can enjoy
Destaneexox: -Bends over.-Go ahead, spank me, I've been naughty
JunglecatTuesday: hong! I drank the shotglass...
TheSunlitBlade: -She parted her legs to the point she was off balance and ducked her head down....hips wagging back and forth.-
JayeKoji: *gives Jun another with a laugh* youre gonna have fun with that tonight ash
InfamousAshTuesday:Yes I will. If he doesn't pass out on me.
JunglecatTuesday: *slurred* ...the glasses here are delish...
JayeKoji: *looks back between the two bent over women and nods* go for it boy
Ragnarok: *gets up and places hand on her back then roughly spanks her left asscheek* Just from me *looks at her*
JunglecatTuesday: o.o ooh.
JunglecatTuesday: ii
JayeKoji: ii
JayeKoji: *takes pics*
TheSunlitBlade: -She groaned and lifted her head with mouth parted in an ecstatic 'O'- Yessir...it's only from you.
JayeKoji: ohh good print look at it pink up like that
JayeKoji: get Dest too
Ragnarok: *winks at her and sits back down*
JayeKoji: they can be twines
JayeKoji: *tins
JayeKoji: holy crap twins twins
InfamousAshTuesday:Drink to spankings. *drinks out of two glasses.*
Ragnarok: You do that, I know you miss spanking hehe
JayeKoji: *drink to spankings*
JayeKoji: *takes another shot and gets up*
TheSunlitBlade: -She sat up and turned her body with legs still spread....hand print red-
TheSunlitBlade: It could be a drinking game.
JunglecatTuesday: A spanking drinking game? ...sounds wonderful.
JayeKoji: *slides a hand down her spine holding her at the neck with my left hand and landing one single hard slap on her right ass cheek with the other*
JayeKoji: I think we have a new drinking game lol
Destaneexox: -She let out a moan.-You hit like a bitch
JunglecatTuesday: HAHAHAHAHA
InfamousAshTuesday:Yeah the two should probably have been combined already. *nods in agreement.*
JayeKoji: *shakes her by the neck a bit* yeah you do want me to take you home
Ragnarok: Oh oh lol
Destaneexox: -She giggles softly.-Maybe, if you want to . ^^
JunglecatTuesday: OH NO SHE DI'INT!
Ragnarok: Not sure you would like it lol
Ragnarok: LOL
JayeKoji: we will talk about that after this one is married. *flops back into the chair pulling you with me*
JayeKoji: lol you'd be the one to explain that to her
TheSunlitBlade: -idly rocked her hips...back and forth....head lolling to the motion of the song.-
JayeKoji: but let her be adventurous... Im totally willing to game
Ragnarok: lol
Destaneexox: -She squeaks laughing and running her hand down his chest and grinds against him.-
JunglecatTuesday: ..did you say willing, or winning
JunglecatTuesday: because it sounds like ..Challenge Accepted.
Destaneexox: Yes
Destaneexox: Challenge accepted
JayeKoji: *little laugh and favs the room*
Destaneexox: You better come back or I'll find you
JunglecatTuesday: *grins* This was good. *nods*
Destaneexox: I swear I will
TheSunlitBlade: -Holds up the meme.- Hehe.
JayeKoji: Im not hard to find.
JunglecatTuesday: I think Jaye needed this as much as Ruben did ;)
InfamousAshTuesday:*grins all big.*
Ragnarok: Mhm
Ragnarok: Hey , i got all i need lol
JayeKoji: oh you guys... ok.. these guys.. my friends... have been trying to get me over a break up
JayeKoji: like all week
Ragnarok: But its interesting
TheSunlitBlade: -She bit her lip twards Ruben and winked.-
JunglecatTuesday: Ok guys. *grabs Ash and tosses him over my shoulder* I got to go punch my husband in the butt.
JayeKoji: having a party for ruben has nothing to do with me
Destaneexox: Aw
Destaneexox: I'm sorry hun. ^^
Ragnarok: lol
Destaneexox: I hope you get over your break up Jaye. ^^
JayeKoji: *waves that away* dont be
JunglecatTuesday: Thank you for a wonderful evening ladies. *bows* *accidentally dumps Ash onto the stage*
Ragnarok: He will
JayeKoji: Im here. Im over it
Destaneexox: XD
Destaneexox: Good. ^^
Destaneexox: I hope to see you around.
JayeKoji: Alright Jun and Ash
Ragnarok: He got Me to beat on if he is frustrated lol
InfamousAshTuesday:Yeah. I think I better walk. If you carry me. We'll both end up on the floor.
JayeKoji: you two be good
TheSunlitBlade: -waving with a grin.- We certainly had fun too.
JayeKoji: *elbows ruben*
Ragnarok: lol
InfamousAshTuesday:We won't be.
JayeKoji: your a good one. you always were
JunglecatTuesday: See you guys later. Ruben. I'll be seeing you tomorrow, old man. *playful shove*
Ragnarok: I know
Ragnarok: Laters guys
JayeKoji: *waves*
InfamousAshTuesday:Have fun all. See you soon Ruben.
Destaneexox: Bye Jun
Destaneexox: Nice to meet you^^
Ragnarok: Yepp
JunglecatTuesday: You also :)
JunglecatTuesday: See you.
JunglecatTuesday has left the chat
JayeKoji: alright... old man...
InfamousAshTuesday has left the chat
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LueKorVain
Made a bit of progress using 2nd Life with my bf.
Hope to get to the point where I won't have to try as hard to get stuff to work and just put it on and go.
Until then here's to baby steps
12 minutes ago
JunglecatTuesday
No that doesn't happen. ...wait, are you talking about your relationship, or your computer?
11 minutes ago
LueKorVain View Pulse
I'm talking about using 2nd Life in general
6 minutes ago
JunglecatTuesday
Oh well in that case, my answer is completely different >.>
2 minutes ago
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Meanwhile, at the Burger King at the End of Civilization:
Burger gal: She ain't come in yet?
Burger Manager: Nah I ain't heard from her.
Burger gal: You call her?
Burger Manager: Yeah I tried, but I can't get a hold of the prison.
Jun: o0 ...may I have a refill of unsweet tea? ..Please..
There's a sexy one that is just GORGEOUS, but if I post it, Ash will keeeeel me, so. Just imagine if you will, angels weeping and fireworks going off and all that >.>
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JunglecatTuesday: you know you are so gorgeous
JunglecatTuesday: ...lizard jerky hanging from your ears..
InfamousAsh: You love my dried lizard earrings.
InfamousAsh: They're sexy.
InfamousAsh: I do witchcraft with them.
InfamousAsh: How do you think I got you? :P
JunglecatTuesday: ...you attracted me with dried lizard earrings?
InfamousAsh: No with lizard sacrifices.
JunglecatTuesday: ohh. Well then I never had a chance.
InfamousAsh: To the gods to attract you.
JunglecatTuesday: The gods must like the taste of lizard jerky.
JunglecatTuesday: Cool Ranch flavor.
InfamousAsh: Everything fried or dried tastes good in ranch.
JunglecatTuesday: Even lizard. Evidently.
InfamousAsh: Probably tastes like chicken. Like frogs.
JunglecatTuesday: Yeah but somehow the idea of dried yardbird earrings isn't as appealing to the gods.
JunglecatTuesday: You do that and you just end up attracting Guest_hotguy4u1987.
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JunglecatTuesday: Ash: You know what, its Adventure Time.
JunglecatTuesday: Jun: Adventure time?
JunglecatTuesday: Jun: Is that anything like Hammer Time?
JayeKoji: lol
JunglecatTuesday: STOP
JayeKoji: its Business Time
JunglecatTuesday: LOLOL
JayeKoji: lol
JunglecatTuesday: Ooh babeh I strip down to mah socks, that's why they call them business socks...
JayeKoji: lol
JunglecatTuesday: Ash doesn't know what Hammer Time is
JunglecatTuesday: *puts on genie pants*
JunglecatTuesday: Hoh-OH hoh hoh *wobbles to the right*
JayeKoji: lol how can you not remember him?
JunglecatTuesday: No idea
HeroFromKrypton: He is kinda young though.
JunglecatTuesday: Yeah but come on
JunglecatTuesday: Hammer Time
JunglecatTuesday: Who doesn't know Hammer Time
HeroFromKrypton: Ash
JunglecatTuesday: I mean other than Ash
JunglecatTuesday: LOL
JayeKoji: lol
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Sent to adrien on Yahoo via my phone. Can we say, flustered?
Juniichi: <3
Juniichi: oh shit
Juniichi: shitsorry
Juniichi: shitsorrywro
Juniichi: <3
Juniichi: oh shit
Juniichi: shitsorry
Juniichi: shitsorrywro
Juniichi: Why
Juniichi: *kicks imo*
Juniichi: Wrong window
Juniichi: *gives you pets instead*
Juniichi: Wtf... how many times did it send that??
InfamousAsh: Dear imvu. You took my ufi penis and gave me a fair trade for it.
InfamousAsh: But I was just wondering if I could have back my blow.job pose for the shower. Thanks.
InfamousAsh: Don't worry I promise not to make it my display pic ever.
JayeKoji: I promise not to make it my dp but could I have that cum squirting pose back... we had history
InfamousAsh: I'm going to put dear Isay or other foreign person on the next help ticket I do. :)
InfamousAsh: Dear Thailand, India and the Philippines.
JayeKoji: lol
JunglecatTuesday: HAHAH
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From: Junichi Rodriguez [lucius.chakkourgmailcom]
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 6:22 AM
To: Kitty
Subject: Fwd: Teeth-Whitening Pens
I read penis instead of pens. *yawn* morning.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Groupon"
Date: Mar 19, 2013 3:44 AM
Subject: Teeth-Whitening Pens
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MomoAboDeeb has joined the chat
MomoAboDeeb: hey
JunglecatTuesday: hey Momo
MomoAboDeeb: heyz
HeroFromKrypton: Howdy Mom
JunglecatTuesday : lololol
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InfamousAsh has joined the chat
HeroFromKrypton: Wb Infy.
JunglecatTuesday: Ahh just in time
JunglecatTuesday: my balls need moistening
InfamousAsh has left the chat
JunglecatTuesday: DAMMIT
JunglecatTuesday: And now who will help me with this dry ball issue?
xTributex: *hands a loofa?*
JunglecatTuesday: *covers nuts and looks at you in horror*
JayeKoji: no no he needs lotion
JunglecatTuesday: riiight. Lotion.
xTributex: *looks in purse*
JunglecatTuesday: No no. I'm good. Thanks.
xTributex: I have baby lotion...
xTributex: or baby oil
JunglecatTuesday: ...Because that's what I need. A nice greasy sack.
xTributex: It'll be baby fresh
JayeKoji: niiice...
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ladievamp: some damn telemarketer got my cell number
ladievamp: called 17 times yesterday
JunglecatTuesday: yeah 17 wow
HeroFromKrypton: Sounds needy.
JayeKoji: You should call and just speak gibberish to them.
JayeKoji: THE TURTLE HAS MY AVACADO!!!
xTributex: Or something clever. Like in a very deep voice. "Deborah's house of pleasure, Deborah's speaking"
InfamousAsh: That's not clever. It would be much better if he said Deborahs house of pleasure and pizza. That's inventive. I swore I've heard the other one before.
HeroFromKrypton: I would go with literal gibberish.
InfamousAsh: Yes. This spot is dirty and you are big.
JunglecatTuesday: but I really like you smaller in my arms
InfamousAsh: Well if you can deal with me disappearing into your stomach. I guess I can.
InfamousAsh: And you keep trying to kiss my hair.
InfamousAsh: I do love making out with your chest though. That part is hot.
JunglecatTuesday: *changes avis* *and now sucks your nose*
JunglecatTuesday: ..not sure if that's better
InfamousAsh: I wouldn't mind it once. But I don't think you need to suck my nose that much.
JunglecatTuesday: Man, the hoops you make me jump through... Don't sleep with other men; Suck my nose; etc etc
InfamousAsh: You're petting my armpit and at first I typed peeting. Haha.
JunglecatTuesday: Now you want me to peet you
InfamousAsh: I know I'm a demanding non boyfriend.
JunglecatTuesday: That you are.
InfamousAsh: Yep get to peeting.
JunglecatTuesday: *peet peet peet*
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Juniichi : Oh.. I can put back a box of doughnuts
Tigerinmypants: Crappy doughnuts do that to me
JayeKoji: I cant eat that many doughnuts either... Jun's the champ
JayeKoji: of the nut
JayeKoji: eating..
JayeKoji: ok sorry
Juniichi: by all rights, I should be having to shop at the Big and Round gentleman's store.
JayeKoji: *tries to be a bit more mature*
Juniichi: ...I'm the champ of the nut??
Tigerinmypants: -dyieing-
JayeKoji: ROFL...
Juniichi: Careful. Don't piss me off or I might hit you in the eye *fap fap fap* I am champ of the nut...
Tigerinmypants: LOLOL
Juniichi: I bet I could hit you running at 100 yards
JayeKoji: LOLOLOLOL
Juniichi: *stands and pumps at Jaye like one of those super soakers*
JayeKoji: Is that a challenge?
Juniichi: Come at me, bro.
Tigerinmypants: -crawls under cusion- -muffled howling- dear lord
Tigerinmypants: -tosses ash an umbrella-
JayeKoji: *dieing*
Juniichi: Careful, Kitty. You don't want to slip and fall.
InfamousAsh: I don't think the idea of someone with a lethal cum shot should be turning me on. Dammit.
xTributex: I don't even know what to say *shakes my head and tries to finish this report*
JayeKoji: oh that was just the funniest damn thing I ever said in my life...
Juniichi: *hides behind the bushes* ..hey.. invite Tude..
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: *cocks*
Tigerinmypants: Bahahaha
Juniichi: >.>
JayeKoji: gotta try to hang on to it so you can build up the pressure
Juniichi: *wipes eyes*
JayeKoji: get her like in the back of the head...
JayeKoji: oh damn I took her off my fl list...
Juniichi: LOL
InfamousAsh: Yes get her quick. So none of us has to hear anything she might say.
Tigerinmypants: Omg.
Juniichi: ROFL
Tigerinmypants: LOL Ash xDD
JayeKoji: ROFL
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xTributex: *sits in Jaye's lap* >.>
Crimsonp3arl: -leans in and whispers- now ask Jaye if that's a banana in his lap or is he happy to see you? >.>
xTributex: *giggles*
Juniichi: *sneaks under the desk and ties Kitty and Jaye's shoes together*
Juniichi: *jumps up* HEROS ON FIRE! EVERYONE EVACUATE THE BUILDING!!
Juniichi has left the chat
Crimsonp3arl: -runs away screaming- THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!
xTributex: wow he really got into that role
Crimsonp3arl: He actually left
Crimsonp3arl: -dies-
Juniichi has joined the chat
Juniichi: *rolling*
JayeKoji: *glances over to the crazy people*
Juniichi: Whatever. You're the one tied to Kitty.
xTributex: >.>
JayeKoji: *tosses a bit of Dr.Pepper on hero*
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Ashley: Okay I just got a private chat invite from some girl that just friend requested me and is practically naked.
Junichi Rodriguez: Pinch her titty
Junichi Rodriguez: Say, “Sorry, my bf told me to.”
Ashley: InfamousAsh: I have to pinch your titty. My bf said to.
Ashley: She said okay. Please do.
Ashley: I'm gonna die. Haha.
Ashley: I can't touch a boob.
Ashley: *Stands there awkwardly.*
Junichi Rodriguez: tell her it was a typo.
Junichi Rodriguez: *punch
Junichi Rodriguez: “Oh sorry my bf meant punch not pinch.”
Ashley: Jun! I am not saying that!
Ashley: Looks like she has clamps on her nipples.
Ashley: Just to let you know.
Ashley: She'll probably like that even more.
Ashley: She looks like a freak.
Junichi Rodriguez: Yeah she might like a good ol' punch to the tit.
Ashley: Wow she must be recovering from drinks just like me.
Ashley: She said “so it was a cute day. You loot totally cute. I mean good day.”
Junichi Rodriguez: Hey. You are rather cute looting.
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Juniichi: Rub my feet *wiggles toes*
Juniichi: *rubs your nipple with my big toe*
InfamousAsh: I am not rubbing your feet.
InfamousAsh: *Smacks your knee.* Stop it.
Juniichi: Oh but you love my feet
InfamousAsh: I don't like feet.
InfamousAsh: It's freaking me out.
Juniichi: *grabs at your nipple with my toe knuckles*
InfamousAsh: I want to smack you in the balls just to get your feet away.
Juniichi: my balls are nice and protected
InfamousAsh: Why are you so gross?
Juniichi: *slips my toes under your arm* ..ahh warm.
Juniichi: *plays with your armpit hair* *wiggles*
InfamousAsh: Toes and armpits.
InfamousAsh: You're trying to be nasty.
Juniichi: You want me to be nasty?
InfamousAsh: I might as well fart on your face now.
Juniichi: *sticks my big toe in your mouth while you talk*
Juniichi: you what what?
Juniichi: Missed that part
Juniichi: *hand to ear* EH??
InfamousAsh: I'm so grossed out and I was getting hot from that president fantasy.
InfamousAsh: What a boner letdown.
InfamousAsh: I think my cock is about to retreat into my body about now.
Juniichi: Oh hang on. I got it. *stuffs foot into the front of your pants, rooting around*
InfamousAsh: *tries to think about cute boys exploring themselves anally for the first time.*
InfamousAsh: *thinks about a dog fucking Jun.*
InfamousAsh: *because he's being gross.*
InfamousAsh: *a very big dog.*
InfamousAsh: *and it cums in your mouth.*
Juniichi: You found your happy place yet?
Juniichi: Cause I found mine. *toe/anus probing*
InfamousAsh: I bet we'd clear the room if anybody besides Hero was actually here.
Juniichi: Ladie would be like, you had me at anus.
InfamousAsh: Yeah she's easily offended by us.
Juniichi: Jaye wants me to see how many toes I can get in there.
InfamousAsh: Your toes aren't even lubed. And you two are disgusting.
InfamousAsh: You should go stick your toes in him since he seems to like that sort of thing.
Juniichi: Oh they were. *wiggles*
InfamousAsh: No they weren't.
Juniichi: No? *leans over and sniffs your lips*
InfamousAsh: I'm probably going to get some fungus in my ass too. Disgusting.
Juniichi: mmm... anal fungus
InfamousAsh: I thought this shit wasn't supposed to happen in front of people. Hero's a guest you know.
InfamousAsh: I think I'm starting to get aroused by it now.
Juniichi: I can talk you into anything
InfamousAsh: I just have to change it into something I like.
InfamousAsh: You cannot.
Juniichi: I can.
InfamousAsh: I still don't like feet.
Juniichi: You like them up your butt
InfamousAsh: I'm just thinking about rimming. Which I like.
InfamousAsh: *kisses you and shoves my hands down the back of your pants.* I must grope some ass I have to get the mental image out of my head. It really does freak me out.
Juniichi: *slips from your grasp and kneels at your feet*
InfamousAsh: Ooo kneeling. Now that's hot.
Juniichi: *rips off a boot and sucks on your big toe*
Juniichi: mmmm *sucksucksuck*
InfamousAsh: Jun!
Juniichi: *nibble*
InfamousAsh: Why do you have to take something hot and make it disgustable.
Juniichi: Eh debuhbubble a worh?
(("Is disgustable a word?"))
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InfamousAsh: The only ex I actually still talk to once in awhile is on.
Juniichi: which one is that?
InfamousAsh: Damian.
Juniichi: was he the satan worshiper one
InfamousAsh: The one that will undoubtedly be wearing an inverted cross.
InfamousAsh: Yup.
Juniichi: Oh right...
Juniichi: Yeah he doesn't like me much
Juniichi: I'll be sure to touch your private areas as much as possible
InfamousAsh: I don't know. He never said anything. He doesn't seem to like most people. He's definitely my least sociable ex.
Juniichi: "Oh hey Damian" *rubs my crotch against Ash's face*
InfamousAsh: Doubt he'd care. He never did jack shit with me. Haha.
Juniichi: Crazy man
Juniichi: More for me
InfamousAsh: Yeah he was. He told me cyber was stupid.
Juniichi: I enjoy being as retarded as possible
InfamousAsh: I was like really I don't think you're doing it right if you think it's stupid. Let me show you what it's like.
Juniichi: LOL!
InfamousAsh: But he told me he'd laugh in my face if I tried anything. So I was like okay then.
InfamousAsh: But then I broke up with him because I was too horny to stay faithful to someone that didn't want to touch me.
Juniichi: Ah. Virgin.
Juniichi: Making you feel stupid...
Juniichi: I see his trick
InfamousAsh: He's so not a virgin. But he probably didn't have any cyber experience. So maybe it intimidated him some.
Juniichi: ..yeah *cough*virgin*cough*
InfamousAsh: He told me I could basically fuck other people. I'm like no. You don't get it. I don't wanna fuck others and be your boyfriend. That ain't right.
InfamousAsh: He was always like I'll fuck you real time. Yeah that's nice. I don't think I'm coming to Canada anytime soon though.
Juniichi: Ok so when he comes in I'll be like, "Oh hey Damian. *rubs my crotch against Damian’s face*"
Juniichi: I like the uncomfortable intimidating a virgin part
HeroFromKrypton: he'll laugh in your crotch if you do that.
InfamousAsh: Oh boy.
Juniichi: LOL HERO
InfamousAsh: Bahaha Hero.
Juniichi: "Hey.. *hump* Odd reaction. Hero said you'd be laughing."
HeroFromKrypton: XD
HeroFromKrypton: so is he actually coming in?
Juniichi: Let's invite him
Juniichi: I like this guy. He's fun
InfamousAsh: Sometimes I think he dated me for gifts.
Juniichi: Again. Crazy man
InfamousAsh: But he's on my friendslist now and I haven't gifted him since awhile after we broke up.
Juniichi: *cough*16yearsold*cough*
InfamousAsh: He didn't look 16 on cam. But I guess age is hard to tell. He's got a big dick.
Juniichi: See, everything was fine with me until you talked about the cam dick part
InfamousAsh: I thought he had to be kidding.
Juniichi: *singsong* not making it any better~
InfamousAsh: He didn't show me his dick on cam technically.
HeroFromKrypton: just a silhouette?
Juniichi: He showed you someone else's borrowed dick?
HeroFromKrypton: alfred dick-cock presents *silhouette of a dick moves into a drawing of a dick*
InfamousAsh: Well I saw him shirtless. And the pics match bodywise 100%.
Juniichi: no no.. this isn't what you're supposed to be telling me
InfamousAsh: Of course it's my chronic liar ex. So I can't really trust that Damian said that even.
InfamousAsh: Okay his dick is probably really small.
Juniichi: tell me he has a small cock that was a weird shape and covered in sores
InfamousAsh: He did seem like he had a hard time getting hard.
Juniichi: ...getting better
Juniichi: keep going
Juniichi: I'm sure he had scabies
HeroFromKrypton: lol.
HeroFromKrypton: and rabies
Juniichi: no no.. rabies might make a satanist more appealing
InfamousAsh: Actually yeah I worry about him. He doesn't seem like the kind of person to be having safe sex and what not.
HeroFromKrypton: even with the mouth foam?
Juniichi: people with mouth foam usually also have a really bad case of the dick cheese
HeroFromKrypton: he got his dick bit by a rabid dog while not wearing a condom and now has dick rabies.
Juniichi: Hello. My name is Dick. Dick Rabies.
Juniichi: *shakes Hero's hand*
Juniichi: *scratches*
HeroFromKrypton: *in a low, un-confident tone*... dick rabies. :
InfamousAsh: He's a musician anyways. They cheat alot
Juniichi: Tell me he plays the pan flute
InfamousAsh: He plays the piano mostly and sings.
InfamousAsh: And practices the drums too much.
InfamousAsh: He sung to me before once. That was actually sweet.
InfamousAsh: I still don't remember that "f" word that Pixie told me once that meant dick cheese.
Juniichi: I can't remember the technical term for it
Juniichi: ss..
HeroFromKrypton: smegma?
Juniichi: thank you
InfamousAsh: It's not technical.
Juniichi: lol oh?
Juniichi: Well. At least I don't play Satan's Pan Flute
InfamousAsh: He wasn't a very good boyfriend.
Juniichi: Right. I'm a better boyfriend
Juniichi: And my dick is gorgeous
InfamousAsh: Besides the no sex. He wouldn't be online that much and when he was online. He wouldn't really talk to me.
InfamousAsh: Yes you have a perfect penis.
Juniichi: *grins*
Juniichi: *kisses you*
InfamousAsh: Fromunda Cheese
InfamousAsh: That's it. I found it finally. I thought it was like fermuda. *Laughs.*
InfamousAsh: She's my friend cause of Fromunda.
InfamousAsh: I was like what's that. *googles it.* omg you're a sick broad. I love you.
InfamousAsh: Nice defintion: The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness..
Tigerinmypants: We'd be the awesomest nerd gang in all of IMVU
Nek0Jac: my boots have skulls
Nek0Jac: and you guys can wear zelda shirts too
Juniichi: Can my weapon be that stick that you put in the back sliding glass door at night?
Juniichi: Jun's gang weapon of choice: large dowel rod
Tigerinmypants: ...that is more terrifying than any gun o____o
Juniichi: hey don't fuck with me. I'll lock you out of your backyard. Make you walk all the way around the house to get in.
Tigerinmypants: Nononoononoonoonodoooon't ;____;
Juniichi: When I'm mad, I pass out Inconveniences.
Nek0Jac: lolol awww not that
Tigerinmypants: That is so awful! xDD
Juniichi: That's me. I'm hardcore.
Juniichi: *points to my dowel o death* got that at the Home Depot
Juniichi: Yeah. That's right. I know where to shop.
Nek0Jac: lol dowel o death
Nek0Jac: to go with the thong of wandering
Juniichi: *dons my Hotpants of Decapitation*
Juniichi: I have a sword of decapitation
Juniichi: all the stuff is named that
Juniichi: belt of duplication
HeroFromKrypton: hat of deprecation
Juniichi: gauntlets of agony
Nek0Jac: theres lots of stuff like that
Nek0Jac: hammer of fury and things
Nek0Jac: well without the and things
HeroFromKrypton: forceps of deception
HeroFromKrypton: biscut of conflageration
Juniichi: biscut of conflageration LOL!
Tigerinmypants: -yawns- Mrrhh, I gotta go shower and head to bed, guys
Juniichi: yeah me too
Juniichi: I need to shower in a big way
Juniichi: big showering
Juniichi: *puts on the Showercap of Honorable Delight*
Tigerinmypants: LOLOLOL
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JayeKoji: alright which one of you has my icecream?
xTributex: I want chocolate cherry icecream
xTributex: reall bad
JayeKoji: had some black raspberry till someone *whom we wont name but lives with me and has red hair* ate it all up
JayeKoji: *chuckles*
xTributex: *looks at my hair* Oh wait I don't live with you
xTributex: *safe*
Juniichi: I REGRET NOTHING
xTributex: lol
JayeKoji: lol
JayeKoji: I bet not
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Juniichi: ok then for CH. roughly 6 hours left for that. Jaye how much time do you need to email what you have?
JayeKoji: let me look
Juniichi: Scott will be bringing in 1.5 for sure, which is already part of that 6, and he can bring in 1.5 more if he has time.
JayeKoji: the only ch I have right now is anal
JayeKoji: should take me about 20 minutes to do
xTributex: *giggles*
Juniichi: *heehee*
JayeKoji: you both suck
xTributex: mhmm
Juniichi: I'm telling you, the abbreviation for analytics is not anal, people.
JayeKoji: only in our office
JayeKoji: I dont abbreviate analytics. you two do
xTributex: And we have VD.
xTributex: seriously?
xTributex: VD?
Juniichi: I made VD especially for Kitty :3
xTributex: And anal is .. mostly for you <3
Juniichi: aww.. so much love
Juniichi: group hug!
Juniichi: *hugs*
xTributex: *hugs*
Juniichi: *grabass*
Juniichi: >.>
JayeKoji: lol group grope
JayeKoji: *hugs all around*
xTributex: *smackass* Go TEAM!
Juniichi: o.o
Juniichi: ..woo.. I got smackassed
xTributex: ^ ^
JayeKoji: we are doing well I think. sounds like we are doing just fine on the hours and the output...
JayeKoji: and the anal
JayeKoji: Ill work on that
xTributex: I think we need more anal.
Juniichi: We could always use more anal.
xTributex: well we had more last week. if memory served.
Juniichi: yes. last week was a beautiful time. *sits on my hip*
xTributex: or maybe I just got more. I don't know . it felt li- >_>
JayeKoji: hush we're working
xTributex: I'm actually talking about it.
xTributex: work
xTributex: *nibbles on* Dork.
Juniichi: ohh right tight
Juniichi: *right right
Juniichi: hurr.
xTributex: LMAO
JayeKoji: lol
xTributex: smoooooth
Juniichi: so I'm told *swagger*
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Tigerinmypants: ...but now I have a Z on me
JayeKoji: then you better get more drank
Tigerinmypants: But... I am pinned...
Tigerinmypants: -tries to stretch arms towards the kitchen-
JayeKoji: *pushes you with my feet* reach tiger reach
Tigerinmypants: Nnnnyehhhh...-slides- myehhhh
Juniichi: *gently prods Z in the testicles* ..hey what are these? *tickles*
Tigerinmypants: Z: Whhyyyyy
Tigerinmypants: Z: ....well that is a whole lot nicer than this back pain.
Juniichi: *pulls a hair* >POINK<
Juniichi: ...is he off you yet?
Tigerinmypants: Oo ...
Tigerinmypants: No, but... you should know. He has no hair there.
Tigerinmypants: :D
JayeKoji: juniichi.... now what did I tell you about pluckin hairs off peoples balls?
Juniichi: *puts in mouth* ...nothing *innocent*
JayeKoji: lol riiight
xTributex: *gags*
Juniichi: *grabs Kitty*
Juniichi: *makes out*
xTributex: O_O
xTributex: MMHPH!
Juniichi: AHHHhh.... *sits back*
xTributex: *Flailflaiflijafkajsdgokiujeir*
Tigerinmypants: -CRYING-
Juniichi: Hey
Juniichi: you got a little sumpin.... *licks teeth at you*
Juniichi: *points at you*
xTributex: dkjsfoia krjufkjuidhw
Tigerinmypants: -rolling-
Juniichi: Jaye you might want to get that
JayeKoji: awww
JayeKoji: too bad you cant get up
Tigerinmypants: I'm still wondering where that came from
Juniichi: Ohh.. Must be Tiger's pubes. *looks at Kitty*
Tigerinmypants: -_-
Juniichi: Hey. You gonna eat that?
JayeKoji: boy has to have hair somewhere... not growin it on his balls maybe jun reached too far and plucked it off his ass or something
xTributex: *flosses it out*
xTributex: *Brushes teeth excessively*
xTributex: *gargles bleach*
JayeKoji: *kisses her cheek* hey you wanted to be the only girl
Tigerinmypants: Z: -is kind of happy about this-
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Junichi: I'm so hnry
Junichi: ... believe it or not, that was supposed to say hungry.
Jaye Koji: i was just wondering about that
Junichi: You're shocked, I know.
Jaye Koji: lol
Junichi: ok, I have to take you off the platorm cause its at 1.7 an hour
Jaye Koji: ok
Junichi: for tomorrow I'm putting you back on the PHP
Junichi: I know you're excited
Jaye Koji: ew
Junichi: lol
Jaye Koji: yaayyy
Jaye Koji: *with a drole*
Jaye Koji: is that how you spell that?
Junichi: depends on what its supposed to say
Junichi: are you drooling?
Jaye Koji: drool is the spit.. the accent
Jaye Koji: lol a drole?
Jaye Koji: drawl?
Junichi: OHH
Junichi: Yeah no, that's not how you spell it.
Jaye Koji: lol
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Juniichi: You know Ash, in that look, you resemble someone else I know
Juniichi: but I can't remember who
Juniichi: *nudges Hero* Hero, who does he look like
InfamousAsh: I sure wouldn't know.
HeroFromKrypton: I dunno.
Juniichi: Look at his face
InfamousAsh: Someone on imvu or a real person or something?
Juniichi: IMVU
KitaKado: mmm... a tiny bit like halo if you know who that is at all
Juniichi: I do, but I never really got to know Halo much
HeroFromKrypton: Do you actually know and are purposely making me guess or do you really not know for sure?
Juniichi: LOL no I really dont. I'm hoping that you'd help me think of it since you've been around me since like the first week of IMVU
HeroFromKrypton: Laf?
Juniichi: Not Laf over the past couple of years
Juniichi: maybe Jaye would know
Juniichi: Maybe Brady?
InfamousAsh: Brady. No.
Juniichi: Not brady now
Juniichi: Brady a long time ago
InfamousAsh: I've known Brady since he had his account.
InfamousAsh: Although Brady stole a lot of looks/clothes from me.
Juniichi: the long nails is Brady. Pose too, probably.
Juniichi: Not that it bothers me.
InfamousAsh: I don't have long nails.
Juniichi: You did the other day
InfamousAsh: And it's a sassy avatar so.
InfamousAsh: No I didn't.
InfamousAsh: I did in my last look.
Juniichi: Yeah. I said the other day
InfamousAsh: The other day I was in this.
Juniichi: The previous look of a relatively general close time period, dammit.
InfamousAsh: So nails and a pose. Wow. I look so much like him.
Juniichi: *tosses self onto the bar*
Juniichi: I know I've bitched about Brady not that long ago, but that has nothing to do with the look
InfamousAsh: *Drinks all the drinks so they don't go to waste.*
Juniichi: >.>
InfamousAsh: I don't look like Brady.
Juniichi: Of course not.
Juniichi: Hero was wrong to even suggest such a thing.
Juniichi: You know those marshmallows will give you the shits.
InfamousAsh: They never have before.
KitaKado: ~sips coffee~
HeroFromKrypton: I said Laf, not Brady. *shoves*
Juniichi: *falls off of chair wildly*
InfamousAsh: Yeah I know who said what.
KitaKado: <_<
Juniichi: Here. Have some cinoT *fills your glass*
KitaKado: ~gnaws on hero's Jacket~
HeroFromKrypton: *moans*
Juniichi: Plastic is tasty.
Juniichi: ...and sensitive.
KitaKado: x_x
KitaKado: ~sits back down, hands folded neatly in my lap~ so anyways...
InfamousAsh: I think I'm going to take a nap soon. I feel so yawny.
Juniichi: You look very pretty today, Ash
InfamousAsh: Thank you.
Juniichi: ^ ^
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Junichi: Your pubes ever get bent wrong?
Kita Kins: pubes bent wrong?
Kita Kins: they bend?
Kita Kins: o-o
Junichi: you know when hair goes one way for too long and then you try to make it go another way
Junichi: and it hurts
Junichi: ...I sexed last night >.>
Junichi: and I guess they.. dried in sort of a non normal direction
Junichi: and so I put on pants and it hurt
Junichi: I couldn't take it. I trimmed them with scissors
Junichi: didn't help
Junichi: so then I just jumped in the shower to get everything wet
Junichi: and it didn't fix it right away
Junichi: so I'm standing there with my pants down at the sink, trying to fluff my pubes with water so that the hairs curl instead of the frazzled whatever they were trying to do
Junichi: ..and this is supposed to be a funny story
Junichi: but its sounding gross
Junichi: ...when I told Jaye he laughed and said it was cute
Junichi: >.>
Junichi: HE LIED
Junichi: ;//////;
Kita Kins: i can honestly say i have never had that happen
Kita Kins: >_>
Kita Kins: want me to kiss it better?
Kita Kins: x3
Junichi: ....
Junichi: no.
Junichi: >//////>
Junichi: I will be fine
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InfamousAsh View Pulse
Sticks and stones won't break my bones, but words and actions sure will make me feel like I just got stabbed in the gut.
2 hours ago
Juniichi
*looks at my incoming pulse* ...you got stuff happening to you right now, eh?
2 hours ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
When isn't stuff happening? No sleep = Me quoting/writing a lot? :P
2 hours ago
Juniichi
Ooh you no sleep too? Me also no sleep.
2 hours ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
*Falls asleep on you.*
2 hours ago
Juniichi
<.< ... >.> ....*is suddenly not as sleepy as I was before* *humphumphump*
2 hours ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
lol
2 hours ago
Juniichi
...um. Move along.. nothing to see here? *drags him under a bush* *bush rustles*
1 hour ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
-hides behind a tree and watches-
1 hour ago
Juniichi
*queue swanky wonka chicka porn musics*
*begins cheesy dialog*
Jun: Hey good lookin'. Whatcha doin'?
Ash: *snore*
Jun: Yeah? Well you know what's good for that, right?
Ash: *snore*
Jun: That's right. Gettin' freaky.
*swanky wonka chika musics speed up a la Starsky and Hutch high-speed car chase*
*flailing bush goes wild*
*bush knocks down hidey tree*
o.0
1 hour ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
*Wakes up all sticky and with sticks & leaves in my hair & wonders why.* :P
1 hour ago
Juniichi
*obligatory and predictable invitation to an outdoor threesome*
1 hour ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
You mean camping? Bahahaha! :P
1 hour ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
-joins in on the cheesy but hot threesome-
1 hour ago
Juniichi
*everyone is naked except for sneakers and ankle socks* *titles porn: I Know Who You Did Last Summer*
1 hour ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
I want knee socks dammit. Because I'm a dork like that.
1 hour ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
Only if I get to be bottom by you first ash :P
And I NEED to sit down still lol
1 hour ago
Juniichi
...see you say that and it changes the entire tone of the porn. Like one knee sock on, one knee sock tied at your wrists.. or around your neck. *hands Jack a whip and dresses him in a leather vest*
1 hour ago
Juniichi
...ok the bottom needs to wear the knee socks. Sorry. I don't make the rules.
1 hour ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
I can so top while wearing knee socks. You just watch me. :P
1 hour ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
On second thought -snaps whip- Dom will be better
-ties one sock around Ash's wrists and the other around his ankles-
1 hour ago
Juniichi
*rubs hands together* Now yer talkin'! *smackass*
56 minutes ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
I don't like this porn anymore. :P *Changes the channel.*
53 minutes ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
lol Ash you are such a party pooper
Now who am I going to "play" with
49 minutes ago
Juniichi
The irony is that all your channels are porn. Show of hands who is surprised... *is now wearing assless chaps, a cowboy hat, and popcap guns* *Ash and Jack are dressed like Apple and Grapes from the Fruit of the Loom guys* ...geeze, Ash. You a freak. What channel is this? *my words are subtitled, as I am speaking Spanish*
49 minutes ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
I'll be an apple if I'm a green apple and I get green tights.
46 minutes ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
Ash you can't be making more demands after you got us like this you know
Licks the apple
42 minutes ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
Did you not read the other pulse I'm a demanding bitch. :P
29 minutes ago
Juniichi
*looks at the fruit* ...I'm hungry.
27 minutes ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
-looks at him- too bad
-looks to Ash- I'll say :P
26 minutes ago
Juniichi
*fruits ^ ^
23 minutes ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
Bunch of pulse whores. I wonder if there's a limit to how long a pulse can get.
18 minutes ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
Kettle calling the pot black
And yes when it gets to about 50 it deletes the top
17 minutes ago
Juniichi
*looks at the whores* ...I'm hungry.
16 minutes ago
Juniichi
I've seen Pulses that go on for 250. They didn't delete off the top when I saw it then. Bummer.
16 minutes ago
InfamousAsh View Pulse
Well a lot of pots and kettles are silver. That's just a really bad saying. Plus I didn't say I wasn't a pulse whore. I think this is the most replies to a pulse I've ever had.
13 minutes ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
Touche
Meh i've seen longer then this
No one ever said that all pots and kettles are black. So you can't say it's a bad saying just b/c it doesn't account for silver ones too.
8 minutes ago
Juniichi
See, in my inbox there was no break between Touche and Meh. *feels up grapes* ...this is what lack of sleep does to me. ..I'm not sure what my excuse is the rest of the time, but I'm sticking to the sleep thing atm.
5 minutes ago
JackDiethelm Add Friend
-moans a bit being felt up-
<<>>
lol
1 minute ago
Juniichi
*watches you moan in Spanish*
Just now
JackDiethelm Add Friend
-changes the channel again-
17 minutes ago
Juniichi
*suddenly sees the back of our heads flash up on the tv* ...what the? *glances behind us* 0.0! *sees discreet webcam* Ash! You have your own channel?!
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Kita Kins: tryinf to decide so askifn you. do you want to mabe curl up intyhe office together while i sleep or should i log off?
Kita Kins: ~wrote odd and oss mulripe imes before getting off~
Kita Kins: ~the word... not... you know~
Junichi: ...I'm kinda horny, so mostly what I got from that was "getting off" but yes I would love to be in the office with you
Junichi: its 6am though., so if you want we need to hurty ^ ^
Kita Kins: hurty >_>
Junichi: LOLOLOL
Junichi: !!
Kita Kins: mkay, im loggind in imvu
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Juniichi: you know, hero has a pretty nice ass
Juniichi: I've been watching it for a bit now
Juniichi: I mean how could I miss it
Juniichi: its flappin around right in front of me
Nek0Jac: yeah hes a little flappy with the penis hanging out like that
Juniichi: I like flappy penises
Juniichi: means they're active
Juniichi: and dancing
KitaKado: XD
KitaKado: is it bad that i wish that was a greeting card of some sort?
Juniichi: What with Happy Brithday From Both of Us at the end?
KitaKado: XD maybe. or better yet, an inspirational card ~doodles one~
Juniichi: Chicken Soup for the Flappy Penises?
KitaKado: out side will be like "you know, sometimes pants are a real downer" and the inside "i like flappy penises, means they're active and dancing, just be yourself"
Juniichi: ROFL
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PsychoticEnthusiasm: How dose R for Riterubuter Sound then?
InfamousAsh: I don't even know what that word is.
HeroFromKrypton: it's riterubuter
PsychoticEnthusiasm: German for Retribution
HeroFromKrypton: or as we say in america.. ritter butter
InfamousAsh: Ah I was about to say I know Retribution.
Juniichi: LOL Hero
InfamousAsh: That's not really a describing word its a thing.
PsychoticEnthusiasm: Or R for Recovering?
HeroFromKrypton: r for reamtastic
InfamousAsh: Rapetastic
HeroFromKrypton: r for rascal
InfamousAsh: raunchy :)
PeachFairie: o-o
InfamousAsh: Ravishing
InfamousAsh: Razor-sharp
HeroFromKrypton: rooster
InfamousAsh: Rough
InfamousAsh: I still like Raunchy
HeroFromKrypton: redoubtable
HeroFromKrypton: it means a formidable opponent.
InfamousAsh: Oh yeah because I do a lot of duels and things.
InfamousAsh: You all fear me greatly.
HeroFromKrypton: ive lost every sword fight i had with you.
HeroFromKrypton: so yeah.
Juniichi: ROFL
Juniichi: you guys are awesome
Juniichi: the best R word is Ridonkulous.
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xXTricksterx: -gets up and pokes Heros forehead-
Juniichi: *watches him pop like a balloon*
xXTricksterx: Oh..uhm..
xXTricksterx: Ash D:
Juniichi: ...*talks out of the corner of my mouth* ...get some tape
xXTricksterx: But..
ladievamp: hands Juni a bandaid with scooby doo on it
Juniichi: ..I dont know. I think this is a bigger job than that
ExileSky: -gives em some scotch tape-
Juniichi: oh thanks ^ ^
InfamousAsh: What?
xXTricksterx: I messed up Hero :c
Juniichi: *tapes him back together*
Juniichi: *accidentally puts his nipples on his forehead and his penis on his butt*
Juniichi: oops.
Juniichi: I think I got that backwards.
InfamousAsh: How can you mess up Hero?
Juniichi: and I think those are dreds, not pubic hair like I had initially thought
ladievamp: Juni is a terrible designer
ladievamp: XD
Juniichi: nah I think he's got more flow this way
xXTricksterx: Juni is making it worse... I popped him..
Juniichi: *raises up hands like gonna take a picture, making a square*
Juniichi: I think I like him better this way
InfamousAsh: Yeah um my mind is elsewhere. If it isn't pervy. I'm not really paying attention at this point.
Juniichi: *points* How can it not be pervy?
Juniichi: He's got *nipples* on his *forehead*
Juniichi: *suckles one* see?
Juniichi: Pervy.
InfamousAsh: Well enjoy that then. Not my thing.
Juniichi: I'd like to meet the guy who is like, "You know what my thing is? Nipples on the forehead."
xXTricksterx: ...
ladievamp: wth
xXTricksterx: On that note -claps my hands together-
xXTricksterx: I think i'll take my leave
Juniichi: night Tricky ^ ^
xXTricksterx: Night Creepy
Juniichi: LOL
xXTricksterx: *Juni
xXTricksterx has left the chat
Juniichi: Yeah. he wants me.
Juniichi: *brushes knuckles on shirt*
InfamousAsh: I think so. He usually likes creepy things.
Juniichi: *snerk*
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(In yahoo)
Kita Kins: also ._. i remember a time that hardly anyone used the ~ .... now like... everyone does
Junichi: *nods* I noticed that
Kita Kins: it makes me feel like part of a cult or something
Junichi: lol
Kita Kins: the cult of the squiggly action
Kita Kins: i should just be all like @dances like a dork@ do you think it would catch on? o3o
Junichi: lolol
Junichi: !!
Junichi: @is still laughing@
(and then in a public room)
Juniichi: well, I"m out.
Juniichi: I"ll see y'all later ^ ^
Juniichi: *waves*
Exactamundo: Toodles Jun.
Exactamundo: o.o
InfamousAsh: Byes Juni.
xSkanex: Later Junii
Velvet: Bye you
KitaKado: @follows after him@
Juniichi: ROFL
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Juniichi: *grins* ... really we should sex more in public rooms
Juniichi: and not my room
Juniichi: people kinda expect it at this point
KitaKado: but i feel okay doing it in your room >_> other public rooms have.... strangers and stuff
Juniichi: ...I'm such an exhibitionist
Juniichi: you could whore it up
Juniichi: be all nasty
Juniichi: for reaction
Juniichi: and it would make me so hard *nod*
KitaKado: ~pokes my index fingers together~ maybe
Juniichi: and you could writhe and ooooh juni cum on my face baby
Juniichi: and I'd be all yeah lover cum and get it
Juniichi: and you'd arch and go like AHHHHHH with an open mouth all hungry and quivering and say mmm give me more fucker
KitaKado: ~snickers~ or i could be nude, press my shoulders to the floor, ass up towards you, spread my cheeks wide open and beg you to cum all over my cheeks and hole, which i'm sure would be puckered and pulsing eagerly. options you know, its good to have a few
Nek0Jac: and I would die of embarrassment
Juniichi: LOLOL
KitaKado: ~snickers, singing into my fork again~
Juniichi: ...you know, I have a weakness for men who bend over and flash me a widespread ass
Nek0Jac: a weakness?
Nek0Jac: isnt that sex?
Juniichi: no I love nasty closeups
Juniichi: I might cum right in my pants if you did that
Juniichi: I'd have to end up wiping my stomach and just smearing it on your asshole cause there wouldnt be time to aim
KitaKado: ~snerks~ i could do that, then roll to suck myself off
Nek0Jac: I think Juni sir is horny
Juniichi: Oh that would be great. Then while you're sucking yourself off, I can lean over you and rim you, licking all my cum off your asshole
Juniichi: We should do this in one of those Arabian beach rooms
Juniichi: I mean the obvious choice would be to go to a gay sex room
Juniichi: but where's the challenge in that?
Nek0Jac: just dont get booted
Juniichi: *looks up from your ass with my own cum on the tip of my nose* Hey.. I work out
KitaKado: wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleyea
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Nek0Jac: "eating pussy tutorial vb"
Nek0Jac: wow
Juniichi: LOLOL
Nek0Jac: I mean... wow
Juniichi: BUY ONE
Nek0Jac: ahhhh no Sir
Nek0Jac: ok... just the term.."eating pussy"...
Nek0Jac: its like...
Nek0Jac: ok its like eating squid.. or...
Nek0Jac: snails...
Nek0Jac: or something
Nek0Jac: lets just call it something else.
Juniichi: how to eat pussy in 20 seconds
Juniichi: "....and then once you have achieved the precarious position, take your tongue and gent-" *20 second cuttoff point*
Nek0Jac: LOLOL
HeroFromKrypton: lolz
Nek0Jac: cant you see the guy going and what and what?!
Nek0Jac: hang on baby... *tries to restart the byte*
Juniichi: Someguy2078: ...Wait? ...I take my tongue and do what? ...I DO WHAT?? *shakes box* DON"T HOLD OUT ON ME MAN
HeroFromKrypton: you know what i dont particularly care for?
HeroFromKrypton: wealthy couples searching for houses and saying they're too small.
Nek0Jac: lol
HeroFromKrypton: wtf is the appeal of those shows?
Nek0Jac: hero what does that have to do with eating pussy?
HeroFromKrypton: nothing.
HeroFromKrypton: it's just a show mom watches.
HeroFromKrypton: people looking for houses and bitching about how they're too small.
Nek0Jac: ok well yeah she might not want a tutorial then
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: Yeah, I think older people do better with tutorials when there's video.
Nek0Jac: lol
Nek0Jac: oh yeah hero I dont think I ever seen the house too small show though...
HeroFromKrypton: meow
HeroFromKrypton: it's on tlc or something.
Juniichi: LOL
Nek0Jac: *flicks ears forward* mew...
Nek0Jac: you got a tic? thats nasty hero you should take better ccare of yourself
Nek0Jac: *grooms your hair*
HeroFromKrypton: i thought tlc was like the discovery channel.. or atleast it used to be. now it's all.. about reality shows about families and crap.
HeroFromKrypton: that's an L, you nitwit.
Nek0Jac: oooohhh *stops grooming you then*
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Nek0Jac: are you hungry Junii Sir?
HeroFromKrypton: I'm Turkey.
Nek0Jac: *puts gravy on you*
Juniichi : Ooh gravy
Juniichi: Hero, you just got more appealing
Juniichi: *salts you*
KitaKado has joined the chat
HeroFromKrypton: Hallo Kita.
KitaKado: hello Turkey
Juniichi: Kita!
Juniichi: gotcha!
Juniichi: come here with the sitting on the me
KitaKado: @__@ why hello there ~rubs on you in a somewhat obscene manner~
Juniichi: *responds in a loudly obscene manner*
Juniichi: *like so*
-Jun changes his Yahoo status to “OH MY GOD KITA YES LIKE THAT BABY!!!!!!!”-
KitaKado: >/////////<
JuniichiJuniichi : oh wow... hello adrien and kitty
KitaKado: o_o really?
-Jun changes his Yahoo status to “…it’s a joke people *swats away all the popups*”-
Juniichi: Junichi: ...you don't know where those have been
Juniichi: Juniichi: *pets you*
Juniichi: Adrien Falcon: im guessing up kitas rear end
Juniichi: Junichi: *SNERK*
Juniichi: Adrien Falcon: ..*Hopes you washed your hands after*
Juniichi: Junichi: heheheehhee
Juniichi: Kitty: o.O
Juniichi: Kitty: *hits ceiling with broom* couldja keep it down we're tryin to work here D:<
Juniichi: Junichi: ROFL
Juniichi: Kitty: LMAO
Juniichi: Kitty: I love your status updates
Juniichi: Kitty: everyone else is boring
HeroFromKrypton: *bits of ceiling rains down on Ms. Kitty*
-Hero changes his Yahoo status to “Not boring damnit.”-
-Kitty changes her Yahoo status to “Quit getting me in trouble JUN >_> ”-
KitaKado: i don't think i ever really update mine, but that is awesome in a semi-embaressing way XD
HeroFromKrypton: it's not as embarassing as a bare ass.
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gencer0606 has joined the chat
gencer0606: Hello
Juniichi: hey gencer
gencer0606: Anyone intersted in black market stuff, like trigger dick, trigger pussy, poses, furnitures, room, straps, dildo, dolls etc...
Tigerinmypants has joined the chat
Juniichi: ...trigger pussy?
Juniichi: ...hello Tiger
JayeKoji: ok what exactly does a trigger pussy do?
Tigerinmypants: Whachoocallme?
gencer0606: yeah
JayeKoji: hey brey
Juniichi: *hands/face*
JayeKoji: dude just asked us if we were interested in blackmarket stuff like a trigger pussy
Tigerinmypants: What the fffuhh? Did I walk into?
JayeKoji: so I was like what the hell is a trigger pussy.
JayeKoji: cause hey Im curious
KitaKado: it drools or something
gencer0606: it fingers her self, cum on the pussy, squirts, open. close etc......
Juniichi: ..kinda of scared at the idea
Juniichi: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF
Tigerinmypants: O_O
JayeKoji: Does it bite too?
JayeKoji: LOL
Juniichi: ...it opens and closes?
JayeKoji: cause you know... girls...
Tigerinmypants: TEETH. NOOOO
Tigerinmypants: ...so it flaps in the wind?
Juniichi: ...its a magical Wonderpussy
gencer0606: it doesnt like gay boys thou
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Juniichi: *snerk* ...so I’m guessing the triggers don't work for us
Tigerinmypants: What an asshair.
Juniichi: HAHAHAHAHA fat ass
Tigerinmypants: -snort-
Tigerinmypants: O_o ...elevator.
Tigerinmypants: Fat ass!! LOL
KitaKado: you'd be like OPEN!!! and the pussy would be like "bitch please, you gay"
Tigerinmypants: -diiesss-
JayeKoji: *cant breathe*
CherChev has joined the chat
Juniichi: hey Cher
CherChev: hi
KitaKado: ~whispers~ does her's have a trigger?
Juniichi: ...I don't know
Tigerinmypants: >.>
Tigerinmypants: GASM!!
Juniichi: *hides under a pillow*
Tigerinmypants: -waits for it-
Tigerinmypants: *orgasm
Tigerinmypants: *gasm
Tigerinmypants: *cum
Tigerinmypants: *moan
Tigerinmypants: ...>_>
Juniichi: *gasmloop
Tigerinmypants: YAY
Tigerinmypants: Weren't nothin' to it. -chick convulses in background-
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Eric Cancil: :) hey
Eric Cancil: Hello :)??
Junichi: Hello little bot
Eric Cancil: :) hey
Junichi: You know you use that smiley face a lot
Eric Cancil: whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Junichi: you have an amazing way with canned words.
Eric Cancil: i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha :)
Junichi: Really? Do you have a sex site that you work at that you're going to post me a link to so that I can come see you because you dig me oh so much?
Eric Cancil: its http://access.im/4/PkNtb2 click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Junichi: You know, my laptop didn't come with a "Verify" button. Shame, really.
Eric Cancil: yes im real
Junichi: nice to meet you real. I'm Jun.
Eric Cancil: yes im real
Junichi: ..short loop.
Eric Cancil: well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all?? :)
Junichi: Sure! Do you have a website for that too??
Eric Cancil: its http://access.im/4/PkNtb2 click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Junichi: Sexy and hard of hearing. I love that about you. We should have intimate talks like this more often.
Eric Cancil: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Junichi: ROFL
Eric Cancil: have you ever used MyRandomCam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Junichi: ...I'm having such mixed feelings right now
Eric Cancil: here, click this, this is my link on there http://access.im/4/PkNtb2
Junichi: No no.. I'm good. Thank you. Oh and also gay.
Eric Cancil: 24/f/Houston
Junichi: The kind of gay that likes boys.
Eric Cancil: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Junichi: We could do this all day, you and I
Eric Cancil: go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join
Junichi: What was the link again?
Eric Cancil: Its http://access.im/4/PkNtb2 just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
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AngelUngelisEragon: babe i need to find another dev
Sylvai82: huh?
AngelUngelisEragon: need to talk to mally n hve him find me one
AngelUngelisEragon: a dev
AngelUngelisEragon: to make me
AngelUngelisEragon: SYLVAI
AngelUngelisEragon: for my neck
Sylvai82: You have William.
AngelUngelisEragon: im not wearing ur real name
AngelUngelisEragon: no
AngelUngelisEragon: every1 will call u that then
AngelUngelisEragon: nope
Sylvai82: Only you know that.
AngelUngelisEragon: if i waer that it wont b the case for long
Sylvai82: Am I whispering?
AngelUngelisEragon: no
Juniichi: Nope
AngelUngelisEragon: lol
Juniichi: LOL
AngelUngelisEragon: lol
Juniichi: Nice job, William
AngelUngelisEragon: lol
Sylvai82: lol
AngelUngelisEragon: grr shhhh
Sylvai82: I thought I was.
Juniichi: That's so funny...
AngelUngelisEragon: gezz n crackas babe
Sylvai82: I know .
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Nek0Jac: oh oh Hero you got some bubblegum? here give it to Mr. Skane and he will look and smell like bubblegum
HeroFromKrypton: i never chew bubblegum.
HeroFromKrypton: i kick ass though,.
LucidLove: bubblegum.
LucidLove: Not chewing cum.
Juniichi: ...
LucidLove: bubble gum is sweet. Chewing gum is for breath xP and chewing...and nicotine addics..
Juniichi: did you say chewing cum?
Juniichi: *points*
InfamousAsh: I like those cinnamon gummy bears.
Nek0Jac: mmm gummy bears... *melts*
LucidLove: Ash said bubble gum
LucidLove: Lol
Juniichi: ...I don't think you're supposed to chew it
Juniichi: else you might have some kind of prostate issue going on there
HeroFromKrypton: i dont think it's chewable either. or should be.
Nek0Jac: if you have to chew your cum somethings wrong with your bf
LucidLove: What? O.O
LucidLove: I SAID GUM
LucidLove: NOT CUM..
InfamousAsh: Bahaha cum.
Juniichi: LucidLove: Not chewing cum.
Nek0Jac: LOLOL
LucidLove: Oh..
LucidLove: my bad..
LucidLove: xXD
Juniichi: ROFL
LucidLove: I was watching the telly.
LucidLove: anyway..
Juniichi: ...Freudian
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Juniichi: *looks at your avicard* ..."Even when the rain falls, I'll be outside you" ...doesnt it suck that our taglines get cut off?
Juniichi: Because when its sunshiney, I'll make sure to be inside you.
LucidLove: Yep
HeroFromKrypton: XD
LucidLove: D!!!
Nek0Jac: LOLOL
LucidLove: xD!!**
Juniichi: DEEEE~~~~
InfamousAsh: Yeah it should show the whole thing on here. It is just stupid. It shows on the site.
HeroFromKrypton: There's nothing like being inside you on a cold winter morning.
Juniichi: ROFL!
Nek0Jac: *covers mouth with my hand*
Nek0Jac: hero...
Juniichi: ii
Juniichi: good show...
LucidLove: Shut it hero xD
Nek0Jac: ... all toasty like...
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HeroFromKrypton: that's like Archie Bunker.
HeroFromKrypton: he doesnt go around committing hate crimes.
Nek0Jac: archie who?
HeroFromKrypton: Archie Bunker, god damnit.
Nek0Jac: okok
Nek0Jac: he like a friend of yours?
HeroFromKrypton: lol.
HeroFromKrypton: of the legendary sitcom All in the Family
Nek0Jac: you know hero you watch too much tv
Nek0Jac: you should try taking a walk or chase a butterfly or something
InfamousAsh: Too much old t.v. Hehehe. But to each their own. I watch some shows I think are pretty stupid.
HeroFromKrypton: archie bunker's name isnt such an obscure tv fact that it means i dont get out.
Juniichi: *draws a picture of Hero chasing a butterfly*
HeroFromKrypton: lol
Juniichi: *naked*
Juniichi: *and it looks a lot like that painting in Wedding Crashers*
Nek0Jac: people are gonna think your a 50 year old guy sittin in front of his computer jerking off to the youngins or something
Nek0Jac: *click*
Nek0Jac: ROFL
Nek0Jac: its hero its hero!
Nek0Jac: ii
Nek0Jac: o.O
HeroFromKrypton: that looks like biff from back to the future.
HeroFromKrypton: yes i know jack, "back to the wha?"
Nek0Jac: things existed before me yes yes
Juniichi: Hero you need to get an ap skin
Juniichi: *points to the leaf*
Nek0Jac: I hear there was no lights. and no color on the tv
Nek0Jac: and french people had no tooth brushes
Juniichi: ?
Juniichi: ...do they have them now?
Juniichi: I mean, just curious >.>
Nek0Jac: ah....*think*
Nek0Jac: oh oh and no cds
HeroFromKrypton: he's got abnormally long arms.
Nek0Jac: hes real happy about that apple
Nek0Jac: you like apples hero?
HeroFromKrypton: i hardly ever eat them.
HeroFromKrypton: i like apple pie though
Juniichi: He's just chasing them cause he thinks they are butterflies
Nek0Jac: ohoh right
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HeroFromKrypton: I don't think you made that quarter.
Juniichi: Oh wait, you didn't make the quarter?
zodiac699: the quarter is so one can tell the size of the work
zodiac699: duh
Juniichi: really great craftmanship *nodnod*
HeroFromKrypton: of course, if i made a quarter id leave off the "in god we trust" part, because there should be a separation of church and state.
HeroFromKrypton: I'd just put "Haulin ass, gettin paid"
Juniichi: ROFL HERO
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HeroFromKrypton: i'm half expecting him to leave.
Junichi: why?
HeroFromKrypton: it's just im used to people leaving a minute after coming in.
HeroFromKrypton: you know
HeroFromKrypton: hi.
HeroFromKrypton: hey.
HeroFromKrypton: ok guys im off see ya.
HeroFromKrypton: fucksteak has left the chat
Junichi: LOLOL
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HeroFromKrypton: i cringe when people use commas in place of periods.
HeroFromKrypton: Then mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates. Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
HeroFromKrypton: *,
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Juniichi: ali has stinky socks lol
Juniichi: just saying
JayeKoji: This is the... lol
Juniichi: I think the bacteria is in his hoes
Juniichi: ...
Juniichi: SHOES
Juniichi: homg
Juniichi: >.>
JayeKoji: LOL
Juniichi: shhh *covers your mouth*
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Kao has joined the chat
Arch has joined the chat
Juniichi: Evenin'
Kao: =0= Sleeping.
Kao: Lol.
Juniichi: You sleeptalk good
Kao: Of course I do. I woke up not too long ago to bathroom.
Kao: xD
Kao: Will go back to sleep, just waiting it to come.
Juniichi: ass.. you guys are cute.. wait, did I just write ass?
Juniichi: *aww
Kao: < .<
Juniichi: You know, your names make me think of McDonalds
Juniichi: Arch + Cow
Kao: It's. Not. Cow.
Juniichi: Meu.
Juniichi: Meu I say, meu.
Juniichi: ...can it be Cow for me?
Kao: No.
Juniichi: Ass.
Juniichi: *Aww
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KitaKado: the way i see it, i shower to get clean, then soak after because its clean and relaxing
Tigerinmypants: -nodnodnod-
Tigerinmypants: I could definitely use a soak. Been sore from work and helping Zack build his shack >.>
JayeKoji: He's building a shack?
Tigerinmypants: Lol. I call it a luvshack. His family had to get a pre-fab shed thing so he could live in it and his great-aunt could stay in his room. We've had to wire it, drywall it, shalack it, paint it, and we've got the floor, furnishings, and the closet left to do.
Juniichi: ...wow seriously?
Juniichi: That's so cool Tiger.
Tigerinmypants: It really is -grins- And its looking pretty awesome -looks for pic-
Tigerinmypants: This isn't the most recent pic... all the drywall's done now and painted
Juniichi: I heard about Zack, but it's been a bit back
Juniichi: *rhymes* *derp*
Tigerinmypants: Lol -applauds for rhyming-
Juniichi: So these pictures here, they are of the shack, the one that was prefab that required shalack
Tigerinmypants: LOLOL
Juniichi: *is king*
Tigerinmypants: -bows- xD
HeroFromKrypton: *ribbons*
Juniichi: thank you *bows*
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KitaKado: rest well Jaye
Juniichi: goodnight
JayeKoji: good.night
KitaKado: is it just my screen.... or is Jaye doing the jesus pose?
Juniichi: ...no he is
Juniichi: he's also talking
Juniichi: maybe he's giving a speech
KitaKado: is it the warning of the appocolysp?
Juniichi: I think christmas is coming
Juniichi: *decorates his arms in bells*
KitaKado: ~finds the tinsil... or however you spell it~
-Jun loads Xmas décor into the room and proceeds to decorate Jaye’s body-
JayeKoji: ok and no
Juniichi: ...dammit
KitaKado: >_>but whyyyy? D:
JayeKoji: yeah youre funny juniichi
Juniichi: ...I was gonna but a star on your head
KitaKado: it was so perfect ~wanted a picture~
Juniichi: put some presents under you
JayeKoji: *little grin tossing my shirt in the laundry*
JayeKoji: that is ok guys. dont need shiny christmas balls... im good with the ones I have
Juniichi: heheeh
Juniichi: *whispers* well get him next time
JayeKoji: night.
Juniichi: night Jaye ^ ^
KitaKado: ni-night ^^_
KitaKado: ... ~wonders why my mouth is apparently running away from my eyes~
-several hours later…-
Juniichi: ...one of them just farted...
Juniichi: I can't tell which one
Juniichi: *grabs book* *fans them*
Juniichi: ...I think unattended avis do that
KitaKado: gah its aweful ~hides my face in your shirt~
Juniichi: ...if I only had a fan, I'd load it up
KitaKado: ~snickers and pokes my tongue out at you~ i'll get you one for christmas :p
Juniichi: ooh. One of those bladless fans?
Juniichi: *says aloud* blahhhhhhdless
Juniichi: ...and the irony is that you can put it under Jaye and that's where we'd want it to be in the first place ^ ^
KitaKado: :3 ~licks your cheek~
-several hours later…-
Juniichi: oooh.... He's a tree again!
Juniichi: Are you ready for Xmas?!
KitaKado: ~grins wide and poses the cam~
-Jun begins to decorate Jaye-
KitaKado: so preeetty
Juniichi: I love the holiday season. Makes me feel so much cheer. *hangs balls on Jaye's nipples*
KitaKado: do you really have a star?
Juniichi: Oh I bet I do somewhere
Juniichi: I think the snow adds something...
KitaKado: it completes it
KitaKado: ~takes a pic~
KitaKado: ~whispers~ its beginning to look a lot like christmas
Juniichi: I think I'm pretty much done...
Juniichi: TA-DA!
Juniichi: *cuddles* ...
Juniichi: Merry Xmas Kita
KitaKado: ~grins and steals a christmas kiss~
Juniichi: woot!
KitaKado: its bootyful
Juniichi: *kisses christmassly*
Juniichi: ..we should get a tree like this every year
KitaKado: i agree
KitaKado: and it sings christmas carols too
Juniichi: *pretends that the talking action is...* I was so going to say that.
Juniichi: ...the tree has such a lovely voice....
Juniichi: FA LALALA LA LA LA LA~
KitaKado: can i sleep jere?
Juniichi: of course baby
Juniichi: *covers us up with a blanket*
KitaKado: i hope santa comes
KitaKado: :p
Juniichi: Only if you've been really naughty
Juniichi: And if you haven't been, we can be naughty later and make up for it *nods*
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Juniichi: ...under what circumstances would your semen turn brown...?
Juniichi: I mean....
HeroFromKrypton: having sex in a skillet might do it
JayeKoji: um... when something is really wrong with you
Juniichi: A list of toys that I use or have used are listed below with a link to what they look like.
Juniichi: I do prefer the filling feeling of BIGGER toys. I started anal play in High School, in the shower with one finger, swearing to myself that I would never get toys. Then I started using two fingers and worried about stretching out my anus. I eventually got over that and when I moved to college, I purchased my first dildo. I was happy with it for a while but when I stopped by a sex store, I saw a vibrating toy that looked bigger. I had been contemplating moving up a size by then, so I decided to go for it. The 3rd one was another impulse buy as well. I wanted to go back to that squishy softer feel because the vibrating 7 incher was hurting me. I don't mind rough every once and a while but it was a little too rough. So I bought the third one. A little bigger but worth it. I recently switched lubes. I was using KY but now Im hooked on Astroglide. Ever since I made the switch, I mainly use the 7 incher. It gives me pleasure with no discomfort at all. I like that it keeps its shape vs the Jelly because it is easier to control. The Jelly seems to flex and pop out when I am darting it back and forth.
Juniichi: The toy that turned my semen brown was anal beads and it was a couple of months ago. Im not sure the length but I would guess 12 inches or so. it was a pretty stiff "stick" with beads gradually getting bigger. It was in the starter anal bead section.
Juniichi: ...?
Juniichi: He makes it sound like a good thing
HeroFromKrypton: BIGGER toys.
HeroFromKrypton: BIGGER toys.
HeroFromKrypton: BIGGER toys.
Juniichi: and the BEST one,,, the one that turned my semen brown
Juniichi: WOOT BROWN!
Juniichi: o0
HeroFromKrypton: I recently switched lubes.
JayeKoji: o.o *backs away* yeah that aint right
HeroFromKrypton: I wanted to go back to that squishy softer feel because the vibrating 7 incher was hurting me.
Juniichi: *makes a mental note to stay away from 12 inch anal beads*
JayeKoji: seriously
HeroFromKrypton: Then I started using two fingers and worried about stretching out my anus.
Juniichi: Dudes name is: RoyaleWithCheese92
JayeKoji: lol too much cheese in the semen
xbutterxfly: butterfly blinks "this ish making butterfly even more horney!"
JayeKoji: lol
HeroFromKrypton: It gives me pleasure with no discomfort at all.
xbutterxfly: "stop it!...well not the brown semen"
xbutterxfly: <-<
xbutterxfly: "jun..butterfly hate you for as long as he has this boner.."
HeroFromKrypton: I was happy with it for a while but when I stopped by a sex store, I saw a vibrating toy that looked bigger.
xbutterxfly: >:o
Juniichi: Ahh HardRocker says: Wow, that might explain the trauma to your prostate. A couple of those are bigger than most real ones. I doubt if the beads caused it, but a previous ride on one of those rockets might have.
Juniichi: EDIT: This answer actually belongs in your other thread about the bleeding.
HeroFromKrypton: i think my prostate is having a hypochondriacal reaction to this conversation..
JayeKoji: ROFL hero!
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Juniichi: *rubs the edge of my nostrils on Kita's ass*
KitaKado: ~wonders if i should feel concerned about being turned on by a nose~
JayeKoji: *takes the glass from butterfly's fingers and drains it before putting it down* I think your good
xbutterxfly: butterfly trys reaching behind him for the glass onmly to end up loseing his balance falling backwards off jayes lap knocking off the empty glasses the cans the bottles and the apples from the small table in the middle the glass hitting the blanket and the soft grass below it not breaking the apples rolling off the blanket into the grass and the bottles rolling a little before stopping butterfly blinks then brust into giggles "oopsy"
JayeKoji: *chuckle*
JayeKoji: see?
JayeKoji: *pulls you up* now theres wine all over the blanket and food everywhere
JayeKoji: you ok?
Juniichi: *nosenosensose*
xbutterxfly: butterfly wobbles a little as he stands only to catch his balance before walking towards the apples that rolled off the blanket "com ehere little apples!"
xbutterxfly: "it ish heros fault!..hehee" butterfly then seeing an apple jumps on it grabing it with his hand before looking over his shoulder at the picnic blanket
Juniichi: *apple starts nibbling on butterfly's ear*
xbutterxfly: 0-0 butterfly wiggles "ahh!! " butterfly stands omnly to try an run loseing his balnce right away and falls to the ground his cheeks red with a soft blush
xbutterxfly: butterfly then pushes himself up throwing the apple before crawling to jaye with a sniffle "apples are so mean and k"
Juniichi: *apple rolls back up to butterfly's feet and starts nibbling his toes*
xbutterxfly: "AHH!" butterfly crys and jumps up only to run towards the water being more then drunk he trips and falls into the water with a large splash, after a few secs he comes up breathing heavly
xbutterxfly: "apples nu nibble!"
HeroFromKrypton: apples du nibble!
Juniichi: *more apples join the one apple, giggling as they bounce and jump, singing the nibble song, spashing into the water with a flurry of childlike laughter, bobbing over butterfly's direction*
xbutterxfly: "JAYE!!!!!! " butterfly crys to scared to swim away he shakes in the water with his eyes closed kicking his feet so he stays at the surface
JayeKoji: what what?
JayeKoji: *looks up*
Juniichi: *suddenly a giant banana comes out from the forest*
JayeKoji: what is going on?
JayeKoji: *gets up* where are all the apples?
xbutterxfly: butterfly blinks looking towards the banana "......b-butterfly scared! he never gonna eat apples or bananas again!"
xbutterxfly: butterfly crys while in the water his hair clinging to his face
JayeKoji: awwwwww
Juniichi: *giant banana sees Hero at the picnic basket and figures he's eating all the smaller bananas in the basket*
Juniichi: *attacks*
JayeKoji: the apples just wanna be your friends...
JayeKoji: isnt that right Jun?
Juniichi: *little apples climb into butterfly's pants*
Juniichi: *giggly apples*
xbutterxfly: butterfly crys and screams only to forget he is in water making him go under
JayeKoji: *slips into the water to go get butters*
JayeKoji: *slips arms around butters*
xbutterxfly: butterfly clings to jaye only to come up from under water crying "...killer apples"
JayeKoji: not killer... *whispers in your ear* just overly friendly
xbutterxfly: "their in butterfly pants!"
KitaKado: ~wonders what appletongues feel like~
Juniichi: *apples nibble at butterfly testicles*
JayeKoji: *cuts Juni a look*
Juniichi: *hee hee say apples*
JayeKoji: *takes butters with me to the shore*
Juniichi: *doesn't notice the look, as I am too busy playing nostril/booty games with Kita*
xbutterxfly: butterfly jumps only to begain splashing around "THEIR GONNA EAT BUTTERFLY JUNK!"
Juniichi: ROFL
xbutterxfly: butterfly lets go of jaye only to then start to undo his pants while under water gettng them off butterfly throws them away from himself they really just floating away as butterfly then surface once again breathing hard
xbutterxfly: "....killer...apples"he shakes
Juniichi: *apples hee hee and swim off with butterfly's pantaloons*
JayeKoji: *pushes to the surface with a gasp*
JayeKoji: them damn apples dont want to kill you...
JayeKoji: lol they just want to give you kisses on your ass or something
JayeKoji: *swims to the shore*
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HeroFromKrypton: *punches the basketball* PAM!!!
JayeKoji: *smacks on at hero*
HeroFromKrypton: *bats it away* PAM!!!
HeroFromKrypton: i just find using pam as a sound effect funny
HeroFromKrypton: it's like BAM but with more of a p sound at the beginning
Juniichi: Ok Pam.
HeroFromKrypton: PAM!!!
Juniichi: ...I said Pam.
Juniichi: Geeze...
HeroFromKrypton: i figure hitting inflatable things make sort of a popping sound
HeroFromKrypton: like PAM!!!
Juniichi: Can I call you Map?
Juniichi: Cause... you're the Map, you're the Map, you're the Map
HeroFromKrypton: PAM!!!
JayeKoji: lolol jun
Juniichi: Ok ok... *whispers to Kita* Pam is so sensitive...
HeroFromKrypton: god pammit
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Juniichi: I'm hungry
KitaKado: do you have anything there?
Juniichi: I ate all the food I brought
Juniichi: well I didn't eat the whole bag of pegans
Juniichi: *crying*
Juniichi: omg. ..so fnny
Juniichi: PECANS
Juniichi: *wipes my eyes*
KitaKado: i often eat pegans at work
Juniichi: *takes a deep breath* ahhh...
Juniichi: do you now?
KitaKado: of course, they taste all natury and delicious
Juniichi : lolol...
Juniichi: mmm... patchouli
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Juniichi: *starts hearing people arrive to work for the day*
Juniichi: ...who arrives at work at 530am?
Juniichi: I mean really
Juniichi: what are you up for the day at 430am?
Juniichi: its like YAWN.. man. It's getting on 3:30 in the afternoon. I better start winding down for bed
KitaKado: >_> who is STILL at work at 5:30 hmmmmm?
Juniichi: That is entirely different
KitaKado: XD
Juniichi: I'm not heading to bed at the crack of 6pm
KitaKado: ~giggles softly~ you know, i'm trying to work my way to waking up around 3:30am
Juniichi: also entirely different
Juniichi: cause you're doing it to see me ^ ^
KitaKado: ~grins and nuzzles into your chest~
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KitaKado: who put this song up?
Juniichi: you?
KitaKado: ... oh...
KitaKado: so i did
KitaKado: you know
KitaKado: i really dont even like this version much
KitaKado: but when i got it, i couldnt find the one alice cooper did
KitaKado: and i liked the sonf, so i got this one
Juniichi: you and your sonfs
KitaKado: sonf?
KitaKado: oh
Juniichi: LOL
KitaKado: duuuuurrr
KitaKado: ._.
Juniichi: its the second time you've done it
KitaKado: i did it before too?
Juniichi: heheh *nods*
Juniichi: .......kyoot
KitaKado: the f and the g are to close
Juniichi: yes they are. damn those gs and effs
KitaKado: homey G
KitaKado: she cant owel right
KitaKado: howl
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: hoot
Juniichi: ..homey g?
Juniichi: LOL hoot
Juniichi: *lightly fingers the back edge of your pants*
KitaKado: gs and effs "eff you homey G, i got better things to do"
KitaKado: aarooo
KitaKado: ~tucks a stuffedd anumal in hero's arm~
HeroFromKrypton: ow
KitaKado: ~slips my hands under Junii's shirt~
Juniichi: LOL eff you homey G
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Androgynous: Hello, Jaye.
KitaKado: Master is all far awat
Juniichi: Once upon a time, in a land far awat.
HeroFromKrypton: awat
KitaKado: away?
Androgynous: I read that as atwat.
Androgynous: Just saying.
Juniichi: Once upon a time, in a land far atwat..
JayeKoji: atwat lol see I read atwat as asswipe
HeroFromKrypton: woo
Juniichi: Once upon a time, in a land far asswipe...
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HeroFromKrypton: got an oven in the pizza.
Juniichi: nothing quite like fresh baked oven
JayeKoji: beware the square pizzas hero
JayeKoji: hate when you take a pic now and you have to click or unclick the replace your avi
JayeKoji: last thing I need is luka as my avi
Androgynous: You were taking a picture of me? :P
HeroFromKrypton: ive never tasted anything soooooooooooo delicious!
Juniichi: I like your nipples
Juniichi: I've never tasted anything soooooooo delicious!
HeroFromKrypton: ive never tasted nipples SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO delicious
Juniichi: I've never tasted ovens as delicious as nipples
JayeKoji: actually... the red with the pink skin.
JayeKoji: the pouty downturned lips...
JayeKoji: and the glasses...
Juniichi: the nipples shaped like pizzas...
HeroFromKrypton: ive never tasted agony soooooooo delicious
Juniichi: Hey. Isn't that Shawtn'Fruity?
HeroFromKrypton: who?
HeroFromKrypton: who?
HeroFromKrypton: who?
HeroFromKrypton: who?w
HeroFromKrypton: who?
HeroFromKrypton: what does the yellow light mean?
HeroFromKrypton: why is my hair ablaze?
HeroFromKrypton: where did you stick that schnauser?
Juniichi: where you get pleasure from eating other people's agonizing nipples
HeroFromKrypton: hansel grettel
HeroFromKrypton: ive never tasted anything sooooooooooo badass.
Androgynous: What about pouty lips? o___o
Juniichi: I've never tasted anything as goooooood as pegans
HeroFromKrypton: fusty tansens
HeroFromKrypton: schnipple fort hane paster.
Juniichi: eff you Homey G
HeroFromKrypton: eff your homey
Androgynous: I don't understand you. >__>
KitaKado: natury
Juniichi: *effs my homey*
HeroFromKrypton: eff your homey's g spot
JayeKoji: *glances to luka and gives a shake of my head*
Juniichi: *G G G G *
Androgynous:
HeroFromKrypton: homey g spot
JayeKoji: they are recapping the funny chats of the night
Androgynous: What'd I do?
HeroFromKrypton: lolz
Androgynous: o___o
JayeKoji: you will need to goto Jun's page to read them after he puts them up
HeroFromKrypton: im not recappin nothin, yo, but im bout to cap yo ass
JayeKoji: and you did nothing but be sexy and make me horny too early in the morning
Juniichi: horny G
JayeKoji: horny G
HeroFromKrypton: horny G
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Juniichi: ... no way
Juniichi: it did not say that lol
KitaKado: no it didn't x3 i was teasing
Juniichi: ..I am so gullible
Juniichi: really.
Juniichi: its sad.
KitaKado: its not sad, its endearing
Juniichi: I like your take on things
HeroFromKrypton: endearing is just a way of saying "sad, but cute"
KitaKado: no its not!
HeroFromKrypton: yes it is.
HeroFromKrypton: I'm Merriam Webster, I know these things.
KitaKado: endearing is when something makes you feel warm and happy and affectionant, not sad. that would be like "aww its okay ~patpat~"
HeroFromKrypton: i find it endearing that you all think my name is merriam
Juniichi: Let's all call him Merry
Juniichi: awww...
Juniichi: *patpat*
KitaKado: nope :3
KitaKado: merriam it is
KitaKado: from now til forever >: D
Juniichi: Maybe we can call him Maude for short
KitaKado: Maude?
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: old fat lady name
Juniichi: usually grouchy
JayeKoji: with a cig in one hand
Juniichi: and another dangling from her lip
KitaKado: ahhh okay o_o but hows it connect to merriam?
JayeKoji: wow I remember 2007...
Juniichi: ...geeze Jaye. It wasn't that long ago
JayeKoji: I liked it cause everything was blue...
JayeKoji: it was like, do I really like this color so much?
Juniichi: *reminisces* ..yeah 2009 was also a bitchin year
Juniichi: I don't think there were many Maudes back then
JayeKoji: *glances over to you* MS office 2007 smart ass
JayeKoji: *chuckle*
Juniichi: Well, we were talking about an old lady name, with her cigs and everything
Juniichi: and then you break out with, "Man, do I remember 2007"
Juniichi: "The year I met crazy old Maude"
Juniichi: ..what are we supposed to think?
HeroFromKrypton: woo
JayeKoji: well I would think you might make the connection since we spoke on it earlier but generally that I was talking about the year
Juniichi: "It was a very blue year for us..."
JayeKoji: no see that was '98
JayeKoji: totally different subject
Juniichi: You're downloading windows 98? Fuckin awesome.
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: I bet 2007 looks great on it.
JayeKoji: see... *points to Jun* that's endearing
Juniichi: I'm a that.
Juniichi: ^ ^
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HeroFromKrypton:
Lukas: Muh blue mantitties.
Lukas: Epic. :)
HeroFromKrypton: I'm kingofthewooooorrrld!
Jii: He have awesome titties. :c
Juniichi: sometimes I think about getting another account because people might be getting annoyed with me after so many years
Juniichi: like maybe I enter a room of people that already know me, but I don't know them
Juniichi: they can't be pleased to see me
Juniichi: I tell the same jokes
Juniichi: Like, ugh its that Jun again. Gawd.
HeroFromKrypton:
Juniichi: ROFL
Juniichi: I LOVE IT
Juniichi: You should sign it
Juniichi: and I'll make it my avi pic
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: I'll sign it Chaz Dean
HeroFromKrypton: Jun
HeroFromKrypton: it's ralph fiennes
HeroFromKrypton:
Juniichi: ...does his shirt say moo?
HeroFromKrypton: yes.
Juniichi: He really looks like the Dark Lord here. You've captured that nicely
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Lukas View Pulse
Hungry. Bored.
Yesterday
Juniichi
You could eat something really gross. Entertaining and satisfying at the same time.
Yesterday
Juniichi
Like for instance a printer cartridge. The mess would be hilarious.
Yesterday
Juniichi
*brings you a box of Ben Wa balls*
Yesterday
Lukas View Pulse
-Looks up, ink all over his face.- Ben Wa? Aren't those the things people stick up their cunt?
Yesterday
Juniichi
Yes, but not you my friend. *polishes one on my shirt* Belly full of these and you can jingle your way across the dancefloor to your own musics. *looks at your face* ...inked yourself again, did you?
Yesterday
Lukas View Pulse
You said to eat it.. D:
Yesterday
Juniichi
Merely a suggestion. *puts a Ben Wa ball into your mouth*
Yesterday
Juniichi
Oh and by the way, hurry up and play with those. I have to get them back to Kitty before she notices they're gone.
Yesterday
KelOnline Add Friend
ROFL....hides my benwaballs. O.O
Yesterday
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Juniichi: ...imvu gave me 1000 promo credits because I logged in on your pc and you have the toolbar installed
Juniichi: I got this message about thank you for installing the toolbar
Fyrestorm: Lmao
Fyrestorm: Fail, IMVU, fail.
Sith: They're tracking your every move.
Juniichi: which... yay I get to short change people for free for doing nothing woo!
Fyrestorm: <.<
Fyrestorm: >.>
Fyrestorm: Careful, they're watching lol
Sith: Poisioning your water.
Juniichi: Impregnating our women
Fyrestorm: Impregnating your wimmin.
Juniichi: *points*
Fyrestorm: Lmao!!!
Juniichi: omg
Fyrestorm: -DIES laughing-
Juniichi: ...
Juniichi: where the hell did that come from?
Fyrestorm: TOO funny. -pulses that-
Juniichi: ...you know... that must be divine confirmation
Juniichi: ...IMVU must really be impregnating our women..
Sith: Well I wonder what the statistics would be of that then. Teen mums who use IMVU?
Juniichi: ...poor kitty.
JayeKoji: poor kitty?
Sith: Or mayhaps, that'd be Kittens.
Juniichi: ..doesn't kitty fit into the category of "our women"?
Juniichi: no?
Juniichi: poor... hero
JayeKoji: oh well I guess.
Sith: Haha.
Juniichi: well I kinda meant more like those women in our group kind of thing
Juniichi: the women of the tribe, so to speak
Juniichi: ...it was supposed to be a funny joke >.>
Juniichi : ..poor Fyre
JayeKoji: lol
Fyrestorm: lol
JayeKoji: there is kinda ama too
Juniichi: ...ama would enjoy it
Juniichi: don't feel bad for ama
JayeKoji: so would kitty *chuckle*
Sith: True lol
JayeKoji: hero too probably
Sith: Id be scard he'd eat it. Or something. Feed it to a cenobite.
Juniichi: yes but kitty would fight it
Juniichi: ...in court and then afterwards accept a cash settlement
Fyrestorm: Lmao
JayeKoji: lol
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Juniichi: Only reason I've been on IMVU as much as I have is because I've been able to escape it
TeraNightstar: it's sad when one needs to escape from the escape
Juniichi: this isn't my escape. its my socialization
TeraNightstar: same diff
Juniichi: I don't really see it that way
Juniichi: If you went to the park on a Saturday with some friends, you wouldn't say "I'm going to the park to escape"
TeraNightstar: it's not real and face to face, you have no idea if the other person/people are telling the truth in any way shape or form, that makes it little more than entertainment
HeroFromKrypton: you're not making yourself very popular in here.
Juniichi: How can you tell if people are being truthful face to face?
Juniichi: I mean really... lies aren't exclusive to being online
Juniichi: they weren't invented here
Juniichi: its just.. in reverse. here, the inside is apparent, and the outside is the stuff you find out later
TeraNightstar: ~shrugs~ no they are not exclusive to online, but this medium makes it so much easier to lie to anyone and everyone
Juniichi: nah, the lies are just about different things
Juniichi: in tangible world things, you get the external first, and the internal stuff later when you get to know them
Juniichi: look, I don't socialize in the tangible world. this is all I got, so I choose to deem it important to me. Everyone needs friends
Fyrestorm: I agree, Juni.
Juniichi: assholes are everywhere
Fyrestorm: I have no means of meeting others, other than my job and online.
Fyrestorm: I have kids and am needed at home.
Fyrestorm: Damn Sith, who did you sleep with to get all those?
Fyrestorm: Lmao
Fyrestorm: -kidding-
Sith: ;D
Sith: Myself.
Fyrestorm: Ooh, la la.
Juniichi: lol
TeraNightstar: apparently the sex is good at least
Fyrestorm: It appears to be fan-fucking-tastic.
TeraNightstar: ~giggles~
Fyrestorm: I never get presents after sleeping with myself, I'm such a whore. -cries-
Juniichi: lol
TeraNightstar: i know right, if that were the case I'd be getting gifts daily
Fyrestorm: Werd~
Juniichi: ..if you were in line at the post office in your hometown, would you talk about your masturbating habits with strangers like you do now?
TeraNightstar: ~shrugs~ depends on who's around
Juniichi: strangers.
Juniichi: postal workers
TeraNightstar: again it depends on who's around
Juniichi: not your drunken coworkers
Juniichi: its a line at the post office
Juniichi: you nasty woman
Juniichi: the answer is NO
Juniichi: ...scare the hell out of everyone
TeraNightstar: i see so being a disrespectful little punk is how you socialize?
Juniichi: don't you know when to share and when not to share?
Sith: And aparently you, too. In your little world.
Sith: Don't talk shit to my friends.
Juniichi: ...kinda like being called a little punk. Never really happens lol
TeraNightstar has left the chat
Fyrestorm: Good work, lol.
Sith: Hehe
Sith: Nobody uses that language anymore.
Fyrestorm: I was about to, but I decided that I'd rather pee first and then see what other pearls of wisdom she spat out.
Juniichi: geeze. I was just trying to say that no matter where you are, you keep something inside until you get to know them. just because you keep different things inside online than you would in rl, and expose things online that you'd wait to in rl, doesn't mean that its a lie. You're just waiting for the right moment and a close bond.
Fyrestorm: Agreed.
Sith: It's true though. I think i'd be worried about someone who talked openly about their solo sexual expeditions in a line at the post office
Fyrestorm: Lmao, Feu.
Juniichi: everyone would give you a wide berth
Juniichi: or the postal workers would ask you to leave
Sith: Seriously yeah.
Sith: Not to mention handle anything you touch with extreame caution.
Juniichi: Hey there. I'm Jun. You know that shirt you're wearing reminds me of the last time I masturbated. Let me tell you a little story...
Sith: LOL
Sith: God. But yeah.
Sith: I mean, there comes in your second statement. If you know the person, then you would. Like I would hardly be shoked if you, especially, came up to me and said that exactly.
Juniichi: but I wouldn't at the post office
Juniichi: not unless I was whispering in your ear
Juniichi: and even then I might just wait until we were outside
Juniichi: speak in code or something >.>
Sith: Careful, there might be some deaf people around.
Fyrestorm: Hm?
Juniichi: most post offices are completely silent with echoing walls and floors.
Sith: Might tickle them something scary.
Fyrestorm: What did you say?
Fyrestorm: -is deaf-
Fyrestorm: XD
Sith: :P
Fyrestorm: ;P
Fyrestorm: lol
Juniichi: I SAID MY SEMEN WAS CHUNKY. ODDEST THING.
Juniichi: ohai.
Sith: hahaha
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Juniichi : ...I think I just accidentally accused lunk of playing me
Juniichi: ..I don't think that typo is going to get old
Juniichi: " I just came of out it being played, and I just don't have time for that." ... I MEANT to say " I just came of out it *feeling* played, and I just don't have time for that."
HeroFromKrypton: im not sure how you keep getting lunk out of that.
Juniichi: I'm not sure
Juniichi: but when I dated Lunk .....SEE?
Juniichi: Luke
Juniichi: I also wrote lunk
HeroFromKrypton: a
HeroFromKrypton: Luka Luke Lunk Link
Juniichi: I mean really
KitaKado: i like link :D
Juniichi: I didn't write Lunk when I wrote Lucius
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: LunkChakkour
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: I think it has a sexy ring to it
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: He's Lunk He's Lunk...
HeroFromKrypton: *to the tune of the Bewitched theme*
KazumaKitty: who is this person?
KazumaKitty: *lost*
Juniichi: Lunk?
HeroFromKrypton: He's Lunk
HeroFromKrypton: He's Lunk
HeroFromKrypton: He's Lunk Lunk Lunk Lu-Lunk!
Juniichi: He's in my head
Juniichi: ...Ok I've resorted to urinating on Lunk's bushes
Juniichi: It must be getting late *looks at empty wrist*
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KalvinStorm: ppl check yall kbs.. the room is laggin
LYNN4RAST3R: Jay and jun need 2 lower
LYNN4RAST3R: both over 2kb
LYNN4RAST3R: :O
KalvinStorm: damn
Juniichi: Yeah I'm looking
Juniichi: not sure what I'm wearing that's so high though
Juniichi: hmm...
zodiac699: perhaps dances
LYNN4RAST3R: dances if u have any
zodiac699: dances are always kinda high
Juniichi: no I just have clothes, i think
LYNN4RAST3R: or hair
KalvinStorm: its the hair
KalvinStorm: I have the same hair an it jacks my kbs up everytime
Juniichi: ...crap with the hair omg
Juniichi: good grief
KalvinStorm: grrrrr lagg
Narcissistic: Try the usual outfit Jun
LYNN4RAST3R: Sorry Kobi I,m not adding anyone new I dont know :?
LYNN4RAST3R: Me2 lagging badly
LYNN4RAST3R: shakes laptop
zodiac699: if i angle my view just right it cuts down on the lag
Juniichi: how low do I need to get?
Narcissistic: Under 2
KalvinStorm: uner 2k
LYNN4RAST3R: below 2
LYNN4RAST3R: ^.^
Juniichi: *slips off wedding ring*
Jay0Jasons: riding
Juniichi: *puts it in my poc- * ...nice horse
KalvinStorm: Jay plz lower ur kbs
LYNN4RAST3R: omg , a horse
Juniichi: Ok, I have to take off my wedding ring or my shoes and that guy gets to have a horse?
Jay0Jasons: thanks...
LYNN4RAST3R: jay ur over 3 kb now
Jay0Jasons: okay
LYNN4RAST3R: no wonder in lagging
KalvinStorm: yea
LYNN4RAST3R: keep lowering
LYNN4RAST3R: stil over 2
KalvinStorm: limit is 2k
LYNN4RAST3R: hes over
LYNN4RAST3R: 2,25
LYNN4RAST3R: :/
Juniichi: ...I'm nearly naked and I'm still above 2
Jay0Jasons: riding
Juniichi: nice fucking tiger
LYNN4RAST3R: OMG LOWER UR KBS
Guest_DietrichKobi: cool tiger
Jay0Jasons: ty
LYNN4RAST3R: AGAIN WITH THE 3 KB
Jay0Jasons: loll
Jay0Jasons: k
LYNN4RAST3R: wtf,
LYNN4RAST3R: getting fked off now
Jay0Jasons: clam down...?
Juniichi: *removes eyes*
LYNN4RAST3R: stop rasing urfking kbs
LYNN4RAST3R: making everyone lagg
LYNN4RAST3R: uve been told
LYNN4RAST3R: so many times
LYNN4RAST3R: have some dam nrespect o nrulse
LYNN4RAST3R: fk calm down
LYNN4RAST3R: wtf,
KalvinStorm: dude Jay u laggin the room.. an yea u been told many times
KalvinStorm: again room limit is 2,000
LYNN4RAST3R: need somebodi bootin 4 ingoring rules
LYNN4RAST3R: keeps raasing his kbs
LYNN4RAST3R: after being told
LYNN4RAST3R: not 2
LYNN4RAST3R: @.@
Narcissistic: Jun. D:
Juniichi: ...gonna be me and the hair in a second
Juniichi: WOOT
Juniichi: under 2
Juniichi: yeah, naked.
Juniichi: *lounges*
KalvinStorm: told u Jun its the hair lol
Narcissistic: Don't see me complaining.
Narcissistic: -Molests.-
Juniichi: ooh... *is molested*
Juniichi: Ok let's not get crazy and blame the hair
LYNN4RAST3R: lol..
KalvinStorm: lol trush me its the hair
KalvinStorm: I have one like it
LYNN4RAST3R: Keep eyes on jay kb
LYNN4RAST3R: has very nasty habiit rasing them up 3 kbs
LYNN4RAST3R: or more
LYNN4RAST3R: :/
LYNN4RAST3R: after being told
LYNN4RAST3R: sighs
Juniichi: Yes, the hair, but its not its fault its so awesome
LYNN4RAST3R: major lagg
Narcissistic: I have this one pair of boots..
LYNN4RAST3R: ty jun but not u
Buttons87: last warning jay please lower you kbs
LYNN4RAST3R: jay *8
Jay0Jasons: ?.?
KalvinStorm: no no its not the hairs fault... its the person how made the hair
Juniichi: *pets my hair*
Jay0Jasons: yeah.?
Juniichi: glad you put back on the feathers, Narci. This way I'll stay warmer
Narcissistic: -Wraps arms around.-
Narcissistic: -And legs.-
Narcissistic: -And lips.- >.>
Jay0Jasons: ..>.>
Buttons87: ah laggy
Juniichi: ...does friction add kb?
Narcissistic: I don't think so.
LYNN4RAST3R: lol Jun
Buttons87: lol well ty for lowering kbs
Juniichi: ...really I should have just asked someone to donate some kb for me
Jay0Jasons: brb
Narcissistic: I think I heard somewhere it lowers them. :)
Juniichi: oh does it now?
Jay0Jasons has left the chat
Narcissistic: Mhm-hmmm.
Juniichi: maybe jay should have tried to hump his horse and he wouldn't have had this issue
LYNN4RAST3R: :D
Narcissistic: Yus.
KalvinStorm: lol wow Jun
Juniichi: now that 3 trillion dollar man has left, can I put my clothes back on?
Juniichi: no one had any issue with me this whole time
Juniichi: I've been sitting very still
LYNN4RAST3R: lol,,
LYNN4RAST3R: ahumm
Juniichi: I've been very compliant. Notice the leg hair
LYNN4RAST3R: lol,
LYNN4RAST3R: hands u razor
Guest_DietrichKobi: lol
KalvinStorm: lol
Juniichi: pff
LYNN4RAST3R: dont want bigfoot msitaking u as his nxt bride
LYNN4RAST3R: O,O
Juniichi: *stares at Narci with my dafault BLUEs*
Narcissistic: -Steals and molests.-
Juniichi: ..don't eat those
Juniichi: ...you'll absorb my massive kb powah
Narcissistic: -Holds very close to his lips and gets the 'kid in the cookie jar' face.-
Narcissistic: :<
Juniichi: ...you are so gross. Give me back my eyes.
Junichi: *wonders if you have a kitchen table to do said mom on*
Kitteh: ... yes she's your age
Kitteh: the table is an antique
Junichi: WOO HOO lotsa creakin!
Junichi: *sprays breath spray*
Junichi: *accidentally sprays eye*
Kitteh: lol
Junichi: SPICY EYES
Junichi: *trips over antique table*
Junichi: *from the floor* ..its ok. we can do it down here.
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Fergalene: hello Juniichi
Cakie: im not hanging with Kel, Cel, or Luka anymore though
Cakie: the shit they pulled is just fucktarded
Fergalene: and hmm what area would you like to dev specifially to? like clothing, skin, hair?
Juniichi: ehhh... *burrows under the blankets*
Juniichi: luka made me ow
Cakie: i do skins or heads mostly
Cakie: -pets juns head gently-
Juniichi: I dont like him anymore *pouts and punches a pillow*
Juniichi: *glances under blankets*
Juniichi: *puts mouth on adrien's lower back*
Juniichi: PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHH
Juniichi: *sits up* adrien!
Juniichi: ...you are so nasty
Cakie: -squeeks and squirms-
Fergalene: ok well how about a skin that reflects a kinda cute peach pink glow
Cakie: lol
Juniichi: *fans* phew.
Fergalene: haha
Juniichi: ...actually, do it again *ducks under covers*
Cakie: rofl
Fergalene: nice lol
Cakie: -wiggles getting sleepy-
Juniichi: o.o
Fergalene: what time is it for you?
Juniichi: ...something... wiggling
Juniichi: *watches it*
Cakie: 11:51
Fergalene: oh we are same time
Juniichi: *grabs it* I GOT IT
Juniichi: *bites it* OM NONOMNNOM
Cakie: -Screams- Stop playing with my disco stick
Juniichi: ...*pauses like a cat with a mouthful of disco stick*
Juniichi: o.o
Cakie: -shifty eyes- Well....on second thought You can play with my disco stick if you let me see your peacock
Juniichi: *little nom*
Juniichi: >.>
Cakie: ....this just became one of them funny chats of the days didnt it
Juniichi: ...it might
Cakie: <.<
Fergalene: I would say so
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HeroFromKrypton: so you get lots of mmms over and over again.
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: yeah that does happen
HeroFromKrypton: there was one guy i was about to have fun with.. then the FUCKER crashed.
HeroFromKrypton: -_-
Juniichi: lol..
Juniichi: aww
HeroFromKrypton: and he was hot too
HeroFromKrypton: buff with a nice round ass.
HeroFromKrypton: and i was gonna make him bottom.
HeroFromKrypton: lol
Juniichi: *snerk* and he didn't come back
HeroFromKrypton: nope.
HeroFromKrypton: i saw him online later but dnd.
Juniichi: you know, I have to be really horny to have sex in what looks like an abandoned subway toilet
Juniichi: call me pretentious
HeroFromKrypton: yeah.. im not thrilled with the looks of his rooms either. lol
Juniichi: I mean they are interesting
HeroFromKrypton: not really a big fan of day old bodily fluids all over the place.
Juniichi: LOL
HeroFromKrypton: some guys just like things to be as dirty as possible.
Juniichi: I like things nasty. not nasty like, "Hey, there's a dead raccoon over there. Let's fuck next to it!"
HeroFromKrypton: when the filth outweighs the hotness factor..
Juniichi: I mean the fluffies that I usually go for would be horrified
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: some of them anyway.. some fluffies are outright depraved.
Juniichi: no see, that's nasty
Juniichi: dirty is strangers' used band-aids all over the flor
Juniichi: *floor
Juniichi: ?
Juniichi: lol
Juniichi: ...I think I'm stuck here
HeroFromKrypton: lol
Juniichi: LOL
HeroFromKrypton: nice.
HeroFromKrypton: just trying to correct a typo and look what happened.
Juniichi: ...I'm finding this funnier than I probably should
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Hero: are you on your phone or is this your computer?
Junichi: my phone is broken
*Hero pastes IMVU chat into Yahoo*
Hero: L3D1: hi hero
Terencebgood: mmmm
HeroFromKrypton: Hey.
L3D1: I'm naked lol
Terencebgood: hey
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: Hi.
L3D1: Terence come over here
Terencebgood: sure babe
Terencebgood: mmm so yummy
L3D1: mmm indeed
Terencebgood: mmm my hands all over your bidy
L3D1: -grinds in your lap-
HeroFromKrypton: lol bidy
Terencebgood: oh u the spell checker hero
HeroFromKrypton: yep.
HeroFromKrypton: it's a mental condition, i cant help it.
L3D1: he's just envious -winks at hero-
Terencebgood: see if i get this spelled right
Terencebgood: fuck off
Terencebgood: hows that
HeroFromKrypton: rofl
L3D1: hey hey
L3D1: be nice
HeroFromKrypton: the hormones are a-ragin atm arent they?
Terencebgood: im always nice
L3D1: who's hormones?
Hero Terencebgood: till some smart ass throws his 2 cents in
L3D1: well he's a friend
Terencebgood: thats fine
Junichi: ROFL
Junichi: Bidy
Junichi: HAHA
Junichi: no no you were right
Junichi: he should feel silly
Junichi: *still laughing*
Hero: this maintains the fact that there's a direct link between horniness and anger.
Junichi: I tend to think so
Junichi: *rubs mah hains all ovah yo biddy*
Hero: reminds me of how my boy cats are always beating the shit out of each other when they're not sniffing the girl cats asses..
Junichi: LOLOL
Hero: and yeah, i have a lot of cats. -_-
Junichi: Well I guess when they get bored of one activity, they always have something to fall back on
Hero: indeed.
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Juniichi: you know, you were in that room where I met Narci that time he doesn't remember.. but you were afk for hours
Juniichi: sorry about all the nipple painting, but that's what you get when you leave your body somewhere unattended
Juniichi: Faulk, are we holding hands?
Faulkyn: Nope.
Juniichi: Oh right. Now I'm just fondling under your thigh.
Faulkyn: Mhm.
Narcissistic: I wish I had enough for this crew-pon.
Juniichi: Oh wait now we're holding hands again
Narcissistic: oAo
Juniichi: *weaves fingers lovingly with yours*
Faulkyn: I never buy into....get off me you -smacks hand-
Juniichi: ahh... I really needed that laugh
Narcissistic: I really need a shower.
Faulkyn: -Tugs into shower with-
Narcissistic: Hairspray from yesterday's got my hair all funk--
Narcissistic: o////o
Juniichi: Gotta love a see thru walled bathroom
Narcissistic: x///x
Faulkyn: -
Faulkyn: -
Faulkyn: for fuck sakes
Faulkyn: stop hitting enter, pinky.
Faulkyn: -Pats bum- Go shower you
Juniichi: I guess your other fingers are busy
Faulkyn: Peh.
VladimirSetrakian: xD
Juniichi: You know, Brain, if my name started with an O instead of a P, my name would be Oinky.
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oCancel: Boot happy in this room. x3
ModestEnigma: o - o lots of pplz joins and gets booted o - o
VladimirSetrakian: Anybody with "Guest_" in there name are not welcome here.
VladimirSetrakian: Is one of Luka's rules, and I stick to it.
oCancel: How come? :o
VladimirSetrakian: Ask Luka.
Faulkyn: Most Guest_ are morons
Narcissistic: Because they're 99.9% of the time retarded.
ModestEnigma: Guest_'s are noobs :o
Narcissistic: And because their names aren't pretty.
Juniichi: Them's good eatin?
Faulkyn: I like hitting on them and seeing how fast I can get them into bed.
Juniichi: Good plan.
oCancel: We were all Guests_ once though.
oCancel: And I don't think any of us are morons.
oCancel: o:
oCancel: I give 'em a chance in my room.
VladimirSetrakian: That's because we've evolved into something higher.
VladimirSetrakian: And less moronic.
Narcissistic: I was a moron.
Narcissistic: I assimilated.
Narcissistic: I was an eloquent moron.
Juniichi: I don't think I was ever a moron.
Juniichi: I mean I didn't come out of the womb wearing pvc or anything
Faulkyn: I did
ModestEnigma: o - o
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Faulkyn: Wait
Faulkyn: dont boot
Faulkyn: I wanna start hitting on people
oCancel: o.o
Juniichi: Yes, Faulk needs to get laid.
Juniichi: Lets not lower his chances, hm?
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HeroFromKrypton: being randomly visited by a girl dressed like that is always a mood booster.
Juniichi: lol
Juniichi: did you know her?
HeroFromKrypton: yeah.
HeroFromKrypton: we were talking earlier and i disconnected, wasnt able to reinvite her after.
Juniichi: oh ok. I haven't seen her before
Juniichi: she seems naked
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: I meant to write nice
Juniichi: HAHA
HeroFromKrypton: rofl
HeroFromKrypton: im sure.
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Junichi: shit, I just posted a convo with Hero about a naked girl into my work spreadsheet
Junichi: *quickly erases*
Allison Marple: *covers mouth to not laugh*
Jaye Koji: o.O
Jaye Koji: did anyone see it?
Junichi: *covers Greani and MJ's eyes*
Allison Marple: way to go boss man
Kita Kins: O_O but that makes work more fun
Junichi: shit I just posted "shit, I just posted a convo with Hero about a naked girl into the spreadsheet" into the spreadsheet!! *tosses mouse out the window*
Allison Marple: LOLOLOL
Jaye Koji: lolol
Jaye Koji: Im sorry
Junichi: *horrified*
Junichi: its a googlespreadsheet. Its live. I have two girls working on it right now 0.0
Kita Kins: XD ~flails and gigglefits~ oh wow, do you think they read it?
Junichi: gah *dies* I hope not....
Kita Kins: O__O ~starts cpr~
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Junichi: if you feel too bad though, I will just come home and take the car
Junichi: it's ok
Junichi: I mean if you really feel awful
Junichi: I don't want to make you do things when you feel real bad
Jaye Koji: I'm fine. I'm gonna take some 8. I already threw up so Im not naus... however you spell that word... anymore
Jaye Koji: I can go and be home real fast
Junichi: ...really, I saw anus
Junichi: I'm really glad you're not anus anymore.
Jaye Koji: yes... I would like some anus please... *grabby hands*
Junichi: eep~ *dodges*
Junichi: I have to pee.
Jaye Koji: ok
Junichi: maybe after I pee
Jaye Koji: oh after... gotcha.. ok
Junichi: >.>
Junichi: ...or during. *wiggles brows*
Jaye Koji: *chuckle*
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lei_bugster: Are you wanting to keep work at the office and not at home?
Junichi: heh... not at this point. after so many years my work and home life have integrated
Junichi: its actually easier that way.
lei_bugster: Well wat ever works best for you.
lei_bugster: You can have your late night at the office show just dong turn it into a good morning at the office with Jun combo show. You need a sleeping break
Last message received on 8/10 at 11:16 PM
Junichi: *points* You wrote dong.
Junichi: And now, I am happy ^ ^
lei_bugster: Damn you autocorrect!
Junichi: Your autocorrect is nasty. I like that.
lei_bugster: -shakes fist- he does that on purpose
Junichi: How freudian of him.
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ErosMio: But I'm not under 16.
ErosMio: .___.
ErosMio: Nobody who has joined is.
ErosMio: xD
Guest_labcoat116: ...crap. I'm too old.
SchmetterlingHerz: xDDD
Guest_labcoat116: And Suzu's a pedo now.
SchmetterlingHerz: I know~
ErosMio: -kicks Suzu- Idiot.
ErosMio: LOL.
SchmetterlingHerz: -Ish a pedo.- o.o'
JayeKoji: There seems to be alot of those around.
ErosMio: -tilts head- Isn't Suzu still jailbait though?
ErosMio: -can't remember-
Guest_labcoat116: I...am the victim of a pedo. -points at Eros-
ErosMio: <___< the hell ever, Slicy McSliceslice.
Guest_labcoat116: I was only defending myself. -looks innocent-
Juniichi: I'm 39. Everyone here has to sit on my lap and call me Daddy. *readies lap*
ErosMio: LMAO. xD
Juniichi: *winks at 18 year old aqua boy*
Guest_labcoat116: -stabs Juniichi's lap- I feel pedo'd already.
Narcissistic: ;A;
Juniichi: *screams*
Juniichi: NO NO...
Juniichi: No stabbing the lap!!
Guest_labcoat116: Yay! I got a scream. <3
Juniichi: Bad! *bends you over my bleeding lap*
Juniichi: *spanks you*
Juniichi: *slowly*
Guest_labcoat116: -cuts repeadedly- I NEED AN ADULT I NEED A...BETTER ADULT THAN THIS!
Juniichi: Hey. Don't cut yourself. *spanks*
ErosMio: xDDD
SchmetterlingHerz: o.o'
Guest_labcoat116: -cuts self and Juniichi-
Juniichi: *dodges*
ErosMio: Serves you right, Lappeh.
SchmetterlingHerz: Better adult? xD
Guest_labcoat116: -throws a dagger at Eros- Shh.
JayeKoji: *chuckle* no stabbing
JayeKoji: lol a better adult...
JayeKoji: thats great
Guest_labcoat116: -huffs- stabbing is what I do. -cuts everyone-
Juniichi: *covers my nipples*
Guest_labcoat116: Besides, it's my job to cut nooberts in le group.
Juniichi: ...says the Guest
Guest_labcoat116: IN LE GROUP. >.>
SchmetterlingHerz: -Rolls away from the cut maniac.-
Guest_labcoat116: -sits next to Eros, prods him with a sword absentmindedly-
ErosMio: -gets hit and bleeds out-
Guest_labcoat116: <3
Guest_labcoat116: -collects Eros' blood and fills water balloons and chucks blood balloons at people-
Juniichi: *ducks*
Juniichi: ..you are so creative. Do you take art in school?
Guest_labcoat116: Pahaha. I'm not THAT creative.
ErosMio: -cries- I'm so abused.
Guest_labcoat116: -hits Junii in the face-
ErosMio: -heals-
Guest_labcoat116: I abuse you out of love. :D
ErosMio: -drags Lappeh away-
Guest_labcoat116: -flails- D:
Juniichi: Yay. I'm a scab *goes to rub self on jr labcoat*
Guest_labcoat116: -likes it-
SchmetterlingHerz: -Licks blood from the sides of face that his tongue can reach.- ♥
HeroFromKrypton: madness
Juniichi: yes hero. This is madness.
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Guest_labcoat116: -stabs Juni- I'm sorry about your bitch.
Juniichi: *dodges*
Juniichi: what about him?
Guest_labcoat116: I'm sorry about him being without a place that you need him to be? -successfully stabs Juni in the chest-
Juniichi: *knife slips effortlessly into the empty hole and then back out again*
Juniichi: ..glad I wasn't wearing my good pvc
Guest_labcoat116: Kind sir, let me draw your blood. -severs Juni's right arm-
HeroFromKrypton: i can draw it. im an artist.
HeroFromKrypton: *gets out a piece of paper and scribbles with a red crayon*
Juniichi: Ooh.. can you give me suckers?
Juniichi: like on an octopus?
ErosMio: -tilts head-
ErosMio: -smacks Lappeh with chains-
ErosMio: Oops, sorry. These things have a life of their own.
Juniichi: *fingers drag arm over to Mr guest labcoat and begin to finger him mercilessly*
ErosMio: LMAO.
Juniichi: *points to the arm with my suckers* hey, that's not mine anymore
Guest_labcoat116: I'm getting chain whipped by ghost chains and fingered by a severed arm...
ErosMio: A beautiful nightmare, ne?
Juniichi: ..that severed arm belongs to you now
Juniichi: *watches it crawl towards Narci*
JayeKoji: *watches the slow progress of the arm*
Narcissistic: -Loves it.-
Guest_labcoat116: -keeps arm and beats Eros mercilessly with it, then lets it touch Eros inappropriately-
Narcissistic: NO.
Juniichi: hey now... cut that out... *toes at it* ...heh. Got a mind of its own..
Narcissistic: MY ARM.
Narcissistic: D<
ErosMio: .____.
Guest_labcoat116: -cuts off Juni's left arm-
ErosMio: -beaten mercilessly with a severed arm- ....
ErosMio: -enjoys it-
ErosMio: :D
JayeKoji: apprently have to cut things off for the love to go around *shakes my head*
Guest_labcoat116: Sorry. I guess this arm has a mind of its own.
Guest_labcoat116: And I just like abusing you.
Guest_labcoat116: -stabs Eros-
Juniichi: Hero, can you draw me another arm
Juniichi: this time, make this one a chainsaw
HeroFromKrypton: i have trouble with arms
Juniichi: well then you're lucky I'm a chainsaw type of guy
HeroFromKrypton: would you like a house instead?
Juniichi: ...attached to my shoulder?
HeroFromKrypton: yes
Juniichi: ..yes that would be lovely.
Juniichi: But only if it has a red door.
Juniichi: it's just so feng schway~
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ErosMio: I'm very eased surrounded by all this
ErosMio: Perhaps because we all look like we're going to some kind of intense, kink funeral.
ErosMio: o-o
Juniichi: lol...
Narcissistic: Died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
Juniichi: ..yeah you'd like that.
ErosMio: I wish I could.
ErosMio: :I
ErosMio: Be a great way to go. xD
SchmetterlingHerz: =U= -Curls into the chains tentacles.-
HeroFromKrypton: david carradine did
HeroFromKrypton: kill bill, kung fu guy.
Narcissistic: I love asphyxiation actually.
Juniichi: I'm not surprised.
SchmetterlingHerz: -Loves that too.- ~
HeroFromKrypton: i love cartwheeling onto urine soaked tacks.
Juniichi: ROFL!!
Narcissistic: If I die I either want to be dismembered by hand, or choked by bare hands.
ErosMio: LMAO. Hero... xD
Juniichi: hero.. *wipes eyes* ahmahgah
SchmetterlingHerz: I'd hate died by human hands.
Narcissistic: I'd kill someone.
ErosMio: I just don't want to die in my sleep. o---o
ErosMio: I'd be so angry.
Narcissistic: I think my weapon of choice would be a knife.
SchmetterlingHerz: I'd like to die only by nature hand.
ErosMio: I want a death I can feel every second of. ._.
Narcissistic: Same.
ErosMio: -yawns and stretches-
SchmetterlingHerz: -Hates humans when kills others.- c:
Narcissistic: I would really like if I was cut with a scalpel.
Narcissistic: Dismembered cleanly into pieces.
ErosMio: Other than that, I'm perfectly fine with any creative way to die when the time comes. xD
HeroFromKrypton: gee.. dont know about the dying in agony thing.. despite my appearance.. never been too big a fan of the pain thing.
Narcissistic: I'm a masochist. .-.
HeroFromKrypton: but i find the concept that people find it appealing interesting.
Juniichi: I have too much to do. I can't die.
ErosMio: Oh, I'm a pain whore. Or some such.
Narcissistic: EROS.
Narcissistic: CUSTOM SKIN.
Narcissistic: I HAVE ONE, ONE SEC.
HeroFromKrypton: LOUD NOISES
Juniichi: LMAO
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Random Pulse post I saw on the Everyone channel:
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Juniichi: what was that really awful one where you'd rub butts?
Juniichi: with a really horrible expression
Juniichi: and your cock and balls would hang a foot away from your body in the wrong direction
JayeKoji: the one hero does all the time? lol not sure
Juniichi: Jaye and I had just got our nakies when we tried that. It was horrifying.
Juniichi: Like, let's not ever do that again.
JayeKoji: I remember that
Juniichi: there it is
Juniichi: and its just a cool as it was back then
Juniichi: *dying*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ... are we dancing?
Juniichi: we're rubbing asses and frowning about it
xOxSugarKittyxOx: well generally I'm not a big fan of rubbing asses.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: feels kinda weird.
Juniichi: cmere again
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no you're going to touch my butt with yours T_T
Juniichi: I might
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Sexual Harassment!!!!!!!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I don't know if we're frowning or *really* getting into it
Juniichi: a developers time well spent
Juniichi: Yeah.. back then the faces were worse. Like, wicked or evil looking
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: It didn't make a bit of sense to me
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.> Some HR you are
JayeKoji: oh.. right right...
xOxSugarKittyxOx: do you see this?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I'm being *violated*
Juniichi: I will keeeel you wit my ebil butt *rubrubrub*
JayeKoji: Juniichi.. stop rubbing your butt on the contractors LOL
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I will accept a cash settlement *wipes an eye*
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: rofl
xOxSugarKittyxOx: dfgvklsdfgjsklfmj
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ok that's making my butt feel weird for reals
Juniichi: LOL
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >3>
Juniichi: ok ok
Juniichi: I'm done
Juniichi: ^ ^
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ... your butt fin was inside me.
Juniichi: LOll!
Juniichi: Thank you for sharing your butt cooties with me
Juniichi: *wrote butt cookies at first*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ... sharing? They were taken T_T
xOxSugarKittyxOx: i'm like one big werg right now xD
JayeKoji: ok Im sure having your butt fin inside the contractors isnt allowed either
Juniichi: Is that in the contract? *flips papers*
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Junichi: ...I wish my phone worked
KitaKado: what happened to it?
Junichi: It started to mess up at the beach but really bit it when I dropped it in the tub last week :/
KitaKado: oh ._. yuh, i remember you telling me about that, cuz then i was worried your laptop would slide in too
Junichi: I'm going to send it off to a service and see if they can get my pictures and videos
Junichi: there's a gorgeous nude of Jaye on there that I want bad >.>
KitaKado: <_< yeeeeeeeeeah.
KitaKado: so anyways, hows the weather? @__@
Junichi: LOL
Junichi: it really is hot
Junichi: the nude, I mean
Junichi: ^ ^
KitaKado: x_x
Junichi: I kept it on my phone so I could see him nekkid out in public
Junichi: :D
Junichi: anyhoo...
KitaKado: ~is not thinking about it..............................~ is that.... so... ~crams cookies in mouth, muffled talking through bites~
Junichi: *dodges crumb spittle*
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Juniichi: BOW TO ME
Juniichi: I AM THE GOLDEN NOSE
xKitaKinsx: O_____O
xKitaKinsx: ~bows~ please dun eat me
Juniichi: I AM THE GOD OF THE UNKNOWN SMELL
xKitaKinsx: that sounds.... awkward x3
JayeKoji: *glances back* and... whu...
Juniichi: "...what...*sniff sniff* ..what the hell is that smell? ..and where is it coming from?"
JayeKoji: could be anywhere. I bet you got crazy range
Juniichi: WHENEVER A SMALL RODENT HAS DIED INSIDE A WALL, I WILL BE THERE
HeroFromKrypton: i like how the geico gekko says "bu-er and jam"
Juniichi: WHENEVER A HALF-EATEN HAM SANDWICH HAS FALLEN UNDER THE RECLINER, I WILL BE THERE
Juniichi: WHEN THAT SHIRT YOU USED TO CATCH YOUR LOAD GETS FORGOTTEN UNDER THE BED, I WILL BE THERE
xKitaKinsx: ew XD
JayeKoji: lolol
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JayeKoji: you guys goto sleep?
xKitaKinsx: <_<
xKitaKinsx: nuuuuu
HeroFromKrypton: <_<
JayeKoji: *grins*
HeroFromKrypton: nuuuuu
JayeKoji: everyone is drawing
JayeKoji: *chuckle*
xKitaKinsx: i has an echo :D
HeroFromKrypton: i has a time travelling echo :D
JayeKoji: few seconds into the future?
HeroFromKrypton: yep.
xKitaKinsx: in sodomy!!!!
JayeKoji: ?
JayeKoji: lol
xKitaKinsx: in the song superman, the way he says "in side of me" sounds like in sodomy
JayeKoji: *grins*
HeroFromKrypton: the word sodomy kind of has negative connotations.
xKitaKinsx: it does?
xKitaKinsx: i thought it was the word for anal sex on a pirate ship. thats the books it always comes up in
HeroFromKrypton: well, it's pretty much used whenever religious fanatics try to demonize homosexuality
JayeKoji: on a pirate ship? ok thats a first
Juniichi: LOLOL!! Anal sex on a pirate ship!!
Juniichi: ARRRGHHHH! Sodomy!!
JayeKoji: lol
HeroFromKrypton: rofl
JayeKoji: pirates will never be the same. *leans over and kisses kita's temple*
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xDestinyxAngelx: Its oddly cold.
HeroFromKrypton: it's a side effect of time travel.
xDestinyxAngelx: I bet.
xDestinyxAngelx: I do plenty of it these days
HeroFromKrypton: what's your favorite destinations?
xDestinyxAngelx: final?
xDestinyxAngelx: Rome or Spain.
HeroFromKrypton: time, not place.
HeroFromKrypton: lol
xDestinyxAngelx: time?
xDestinyxAngelx: like anything before 3:00
HeroFromKrypton: you time travel to before 3:00?
xDestinyxAngelx: anything before 3:00 am
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HeroFromKrypton: hand solo makes me think of han solo
Juniichi: makes me think of jerking off
HeroFromKrypton: makes me think star wars porno
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Harrison Ford had that affect.
HeroFromKrypton: hand solo, luke skywanker, eerrh..
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Princess Lay'ya
HeroFromKrypton: c-3pen1s
xOxSugarKittyxOx: R2DoubleD's
JayeKoji: *shakes my head*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Pretty sure me and Hero found our calling.
HeroFromKrypton: and biggs darklighter..
HeroFromKrypton: his name already sounds like something from a porno
Juniichi: C3POO
HeroFromKrypton: no scat in my star wars porno
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I was about to say what kind of film is this?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.>
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JayeKoji: you know the previews in the music never seem to play all the way to the part where they start speaking in tongues...
JayeKoji: Im not african enough for this...
Juniichi: ?
JayeKoji: gonna need to find the cd version of the song
Juniichi: Ok come on baby
Juniichi: Dig deep into that tribal soul
JayeKoji: *little growl*
Juniichi: ooh o.o
Juniichi: *shifts in chair*
Juniichi: Now.... go get me a deer! *hands your sharp stick*
Juniichi: *goes to gather nuts*
Juniichi: *and take over smaller countries*
HeroFromKrypton: yeah, stealing their nut supply will leave them vulnerable.
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: lol Hero
JayeKoji: Id grunt at you but I was laughing too hard
JayeKoji: *sends a servant to gather nuts and hands him stick with two fingers for the deer*
Juniichi: *is handed stick*
Juniichi: *pokes nuts with stick*
Juniichi: ...oh. Sorry Hero
JayeKoji: hey hey careful of the nuts
HeroFromKrypton: *whoops
xOxSugarKittyxOx: <.<
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: *looks away for a minute and people go rimal*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: *primal
HeroFromKrypton: rofl
HeroFromKrypton: rimal
Juniichi: ooh *goes rimal also*
JayeKoji: rimal
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -.-
JayeKoji: yeah Jun's never gonna let you live that one down
HeroFromKrypton: *rimshot*
JayeKoji: who wants some rimal?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: *clings so she can't get moved*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >_>
Juniichi: Is that what the two fingers were for?
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Kid: I have a joke and its SOO funny!! It's the best joke EVAR!!
Me: Ok. Hit me.
Kid: Ok. Ok... so.. *thinks of a joke obviously on the fly* ...why are boobs just on girls?
Me: Erm. I don't know *thinks of lots of really good logical reasons* . ...Why?
Kid: Because they're CHICKEN BOOBS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!~
Me: ROFL aahhh.... *wipes eyes* *yay for random wtf* *imagines Hero saying CHICKEN BOOBS*
Kid: ROFL HAHAHA!! CHICKEN BOOBS!! That is amazing!! Funniest joke ever!! ..Ok I got another joke. Um.... why-
Me: No no.. I'm good. Maybe tell me *later*... lol..
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Juniichi: ..I think its funny that they censor whore
Juniichi: ...its not really a curse word
VibrantlyTainted: Taint isnt neither
VibrantlyTainted: maybe slang term
Juniichi: they censor the word taint?
Juniichi: ...what's it a slang term for?
VibrantlyTainted: I had to change my name
Juniichi: LOL... that's why??
Juniichi: You're kidding
VibrantlyTainted: Cus taint is profane
Juniichi: ...it is?
JayeKoji: how is it profane?
VibrantlyTainted: also can mean vagina
Juniichi: o0
VibrantlyTainted: I wasnt using it like that
HeroFromKrypton: what can?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no it can't
VibrantlyTainted: but I had to change my name
Juniichi: Yeah.. I'm from the Tainted Love generation
HeroFromKrypton: taint refers to a part of the male anatomy.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: taint is the part between a guys balls and his ass >_>
HeroFromKrypton: what she said
Juniichi: ...the perineum?
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: what jun said as well
VibrantlyTainted: Oh I thought it was originally for vagina
JayeKoji: that is just the dumbest thing I ever heard
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Slang is taint or I think Chode
Juniichi: huh.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: it really is and Andre was stretching it
xOxSugarKittyxOx: because most people don't know that slang
VibrantlyTainted: Mhm
Juniichi: ... should I stop calling it a perineum?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: if you want?
JayeKoji: no
JayeKoji: taint is when something is dirty or soiled
Juniichi: or poisoned
JayeKoji: its stupid to use it as a slang for a part of the body
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Perineum sounds like a flower
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: no the flower is the asshole
Juniichi: >.>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Look how lovely the perineum bloomed this year?
Juniichi: LOLOL!!!
Juniichi: ii
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xKitaKinsx: my friend Arti came in the room eariler. i thought he was coming in to hang out with us but he was really rude and then he left
xKitaKinsx: i actually ended up blocking him
Juniichi: Why was he rude?
xKitaKinsx: he was really rude to hero, making snide comments to him, and when i was talking about wanting teal ears to match my hair he made a rude comment about that too. and i asked if i could play music and joii and hero said yes and then he left
Juniichi: What was his rude comment about the ears?
Juniichi: Just curious
xKitaKinsx: well, all he said was 'heres a thought don't wear them' but it seemed really rude the way he said it
xKitaKinsx: like i was stupid for trying to find some
Juniichi: I guess some people don't like them maybe... oh the Elitists don't. They are a family of sorts.
Juniichi: Blowhards, the lot of them.
xKitaKinsx: well they can just shove it
xKitaKinsx: ._.
Juniichi: You're supposed to be elite because other people say you are. Not because you say you are.
Juniichi: "But you are supposed to fear me! It says so in my character information sheet!"
xKitaKinsx: X3 ~giggles and nods~
xKitaKinsx: all they ever do is sit around and be mean
Juniichi: *takes sheet* *erases Fear Factor* *writes 'Likes to eat staples'* *hands sheet back*
xKitaKinsx: ~grins~
Juniichi: It has about as much depth.
xKitaKinsx: ~nods~ the way they are though, they'd convince people that you could only be cool enough to be elite if you ate staples
Juniichi: LOL
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Kita Kins: ~peeks in the shower~
Junichi: Hey! I found this self tanner under the sink
Junichi: *covers self with it*
Junichi: I predict an 85% chance of funny story about this later
Kita Kins: ~giggles~ you might turn orange
Junichi: awesome
Junichi: more reasons for my family to make fun of me
Junichi: ^ ^
Kita Kins: o_o why would they make fun of you?
Junichi: because they are jerks lol
Junichi: more than likely I make fun of them >.>
Kita Kins: >_> wan me to bite them?
Junichi: I mean they ACK I'm naked close the door!
Junichi: *hides nakedness behind curtain*
Junichi: *waves to the golfcart driving by*
Junichi: -.-
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VibrantTaint: So why is he harassing THIS room?
Juniichi: he's probably hitting everyone
JayeKoji: *nods*
JayeKoji: this is imvu
Juniichi: I mean eventually someone will lay him
Juniichi: just got to catch them at the right time
VibrantTaint: Gahd.. I would hate to see some type of pixelated STD appear on here.
VibrantTaint: ._.
Juniichi: >.>
JayeKoji: dont think people would buy that out of the catalog
Juniichi: But us infected would throw great parties
VibrantTaint: It would be like something that would cost 50k to cure
Juniichi: pssst....Jaye.... you got some credits you can send me
JayeKoji: ... no I dont think so. I sent you the last of my credits for genderneutral
VibrantTaint: "Dear IMVU, why for my avatar pee blood?"
Juniichi: lolol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: *is eating his arm*
VibrantTaint: You got a case of the Wuhvels?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Wuhvels?
JayeKoji: ok the what?
xKitaKinsx: .___>
xKitaKinsx: am i cured yet?
JayeKoji: were you dying?
VibrantTaint: Doesnt look like it, Jaylin
xOxSugarKittyx: Your fais is kinda lopsided *tilts head*
xKitaKinsx: v__v i'm doomed
Juniichi : *gives kita a wuhvels cootie shot*
Juniichi: *reinfects him*
Juniichi: >.> oops
xKitaKinsx: ._____.
xKitaKinsx: its okay, i'm getting used to it
VibrantTaint: You've been hangin out with Kenny I see, Unk.
Juniichi: Actually after staring at avis all day, a photo of a naked person suddenly on my screen is rather shocking
Juniichi: I need a little bit of warning
Juniichi: its like that one time that my ex switched my music to porn
Juniichi: and I was in the bathroom with the headphones on
Juniichi: ...it doesn't sound like porn when you aren't thinking of porn
VibrantTaint: lol!
Juniichi: and when you have forgotten you are wearing headphones
Juniichi: it sounds a little like what you'd think the raising of the dead would sound like
Juniichi: AAAH NAKEDMAN!
Juniichi: *blinkblink* ..oh. its just kenny -.-
JayeKoji: lol
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HeroFromKrypton has joined the chat
Juniichi: Hey Hero
xKitaKinsx: ~waves~ hi Hero
HeroFromKrypton: Hey.
Juniichi: I'm not in any rush to make any decisions.
Juniichi: I think I'm too freaked out to do much of anything
Juniichi: *looks at Hero*
Juniichi: ...sort of like now
HeroFromKrypton: :)
Juniichi: *scoots a little to the left*
xKitaKinsx: hes like a snowman..... that wants to kill people
Juniichi: Mmm. So what's with the eye peircings?
Juniichi: Nice leather dress, btw.
Juniichi: ...so does this look get you laid?
Juniichi: I mean do the ladies flock to you?
Juniichi: I can just see you dripping with these crazy gore bitches
Juniichi: *falsetto* Ooh Sir Hero, impale me again with your rod~
xKitaKinsx: O_o ~brain twitch~
VibrantTaint has joined the chat
VibrantTaint: Ollo.
Juniichi: Hey Pherx
Juniichi: If you like, you may warm yourself under Hero's leather dress.
VibrantTaint: And the offer does sound tempting.
VibrantTaint: -looks for a node under Hero's skirt.-
VibrantTaint: I've been lied to. D<
VibrantTaint: Theres no shelter under here.
HeroFromKrypton: i'm sorry i have legs
Juniichi: There are those strap holes on the sides.
Juniichi: Not the most secure structure, but anything that adds handles is a nice touch if you ask me
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VibrantTaint: Ok, serious question here.
VibrantTaint: The guys name is "IPlay2GetUHard"
VibrantTaint: Tagline: I wuhvels meh boys"
VibrantTaint: Orientation: Questioning.
VibrantTaint: ..Really?
xKitaKinsx: he questions when the boys will realize that wuhvels is a rare std
VibrantTaint: ...Thats rather frightening.
xKitaKinsx: indeed it is
xKitaKinsx: we need to raise awareness
VibrantTaint: Wuhvels... May be contracted from chewing on small domestic rodents.
xKitaKinsx: D:
xKitaKinsx: i've been exposed!!!!!
VibrantTaint: -winds you back into your canister.-
xKitaKinsx: breadsticks
VibrantTaint: All is safe.
VibrantTaint: -victory pose!- D:
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xKitaKinsx: i used to have this silly fantasy when i was younger, instead of a knight in shining armor, i was going to be swept up by a cowboy XD and have a farm and everything
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Nhyarlothatep has joined the chat
Juniichi: ooh Fiasco! I love that name!
xKitaKinsx: i kinda had the farm part for awhile when i had my horse. it was awesome
Juniichi: The amount of nature that can be found on a farm would probably kill me with allergies lol
xKitaKinsx: that would be bad, no farm for Sir o.o
tk4640: well im out of here then won't listen to someone making fun of farming
Juniichi: ?
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xKitaKinsx: who was making fun of it?
Nhyarlothatep: good riddance?
Juniichi: that was so random
xKitaKinsx: like seriously, children shouldn't play online
Juniichi: ...were we making fun of farming?
xKitaKinsx: no
Juniichi: ... were we talking about farming?
Nhyarlothatep: i was... in my head
Juniichi: LOL
xKitaKinsx: ahhhh, so he reads minds :D
xKitaKinsx: i hope he didn't read mine @_@
Nhyarlothatep: oh, i did
Juniichi: I'm gonna go into a random room and go, "That's it. I'm not staying in a room that makes fun of circus clowns." and just leave in a huff
Fiasco: what is this place about
Fiasco: thought there would be strippers or somethin
Fiasco: loll
Juniichi: lol
Nhyarlothatep: if you have to ask, you dont want to know
xKitaKinsx: there is a pole X3
Fiasco: wheres the strippers
Fiasco: loll
Juniichi: I came here because I like boys who dress like girls
Fiasco: :/
Nhyarlothatep: chicks w/ dicks
Juniichi: no, not chicks with dicks. femboys and drag queens
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Juniichi: Man... these people and farming are so fucking sensitive
xKitaKinsx: i think he assumed i was a girl and that i would jump up and dance for him XD
Nhyarlothatep: they dont like to hear the truth about them and sheep...
Nhyarlothatep: brb need a long sleeved shirt
Juniichi: That's it. I'm not staying in a room where you talk bad about fucking sheep.
Nhyarlothatep has left the chat
Juniichi: ...I should have more respect for farming
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Juniichi: Damn.
Juniichi: I had no idea farming was such a taboo subject
xKitaKinsx: neither did i. but it seems to be a rather sore subject for a lot of people
xKitaKinsx: the irish have to keep the sheep from feeling dirty so they leave whenever farming is mentioned, the rednecks get hot-headed and leave because they assume everyone else is laughing at them, and then the kinkies leave because they are ashamed to admit their pony fetish ~nods seriously~
Juniichi: *is very confused but laughs a lot*
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FWEE~ *leaps across coffeetable*
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HeroFromKrypton: im on a web messenger and this stupid thing goes back a page when i try to backstpace to erase mistakes
Junichi: Oh that's got to suck
HeroFromKrypton: it does
Junichi: my browser does that sometimes if the cursor isn't active
HeroFromKrypton: the curseor is active though but it still recognizes it as a back page rather than a back spaece
Junichi: well then I'll forgive your typos... but just this once!
Junichi: Or, I coild just not backspace either.
Junichi: Even the playing fiendl
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: fiendl?
Junichi: *field
HeroFromKrypton: oh
Junichi: or maybe if caret browsing is on
Junichi: hit f7, see if that changes
Junichi: it's a setting that will make your keyvoard do things sto hhat you can avoid wusing a moise
Junichi: wusing a moise! LOL
Junichi: did turning off caret browsing heko?
Junichi: *help
Junichi: I think I backspace alot without realiz ing
Junichi: it
HeroFromKrypton: you can use backspace if you want
Junichi: ah, but it makes for a funnier shat if I don't
Junichi: ...
Junichi: *hat
Junichi: *cht
Junichi: *chat
HeroFromKrypton: hmm
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Junichi: I'm in crouch low and back away in my cave mode
HeroFromKrypton: great, so imvu added some more statuses?
HeroFromKrypton: *attempts to invite* Sorry, I'm in Crouch Low and Back Away in My Cave Mode
Junichi: That's awesome
HeroFromKrypton: Jun, get out of CLABAIMC
Junichi: LOL!
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Juniichi: HAHAHAAH You have anus under your interests
Juniichi: "Ooh let's see... I love all my 17 friends. Oh and anus."
justin91x: OMFG !! CHRIS THAT ASSHOLE !!!!!
KrimsonDante: LOL
KrimsonDante: LOLOLOLOL
KrimsonDante: *falls out of my chair*
KrimsonDante: ima pee my pants!
Juniichi: I mean usually people are more subtle than that
Juniichi: They usually say men
Juniichi: Or ass even
Juniichi: But actual anus, well that's special
Juniichi: I like my men clinical
justin91x: I DDN'T TYPE THAT !!!!! Q//////////Q
justin91x: FUCK !
justin91x: I MEAN SORRY !
justin91x: TT_____TT
KrimsonDante: it ranks up there with
KrimsonDante: "pulsating sphincter"
Juniichi: LOL
justin91x: heeey T////////T
KrimsonDante: Awwwww I tease justin
justin91x: i dn't see it tho i swear Q/////Q
KrimsonDante: so sensitive
KrimsonDante: :x
KrimsonDante: I believe you LOL
Juniichi: I love it
Juniichi: You should keep it there
justin91x: i'm not v///v ..
Juniichi: In fact, ima add you right now
Juniichi: Just cause you like anus
justin91x: NOOO KrimsonDante: LOPL
justin91x: HEEY T///////T
justin91x: I ..ughhh >//>
KrimsonDante: we all need more friends justin
KrimsonDante: it helps when you're bored
justin91x: he said it's cuz of the A damn word .TT___TT
justin91x: n wtf, i SRSLY CAN'T SEE IT .... x///x;;
KrimsonDante: the A?
KrimsonDante: I see it after Suki♥♥♥♥♥♥
justin91x: UGHHHHH
justin91x: Q//////////Q !!
KrimsonDante: Poor justin
Juniichi: *takes a screenshot*
justin91x: now i srsly...DAMN IT, pls..jst shoot me. I BET SUKI SAW IT TOO.....TT//////TT;;;
Juniichi: Yes. It is true. We all know you love anus.
KrimsonDante: LOL
justin91x: BUT, WAIT...r u serious abt that word ..i dn't see it TT___TT !!!
KrimsonDante: justin I don't think I have heard you swear so much in the whole time i've known you XD
KrimsonDante: here let me show you
justin91x: yh cuz my face is letterly burning right now v///v;
justin91x: damn u alice. Damn u.
Juniichi: Oh, and the chat is up on my page.
Juniichi: Go look. the screenshot of your profile is there also
justin91x: O/////O !!!
justin91x: PLS TELL ME UR JK !!!!!! Q//////Q;;
Juniichi: Not in the slightest
justin91: -takes a deep breath- ...okai.... -pulls out my gun- ... <,..,<''
Juniichi: when you say gun, are you referring to penis?
Juniichi: because I don't see that here on your interests
Juniichi: Unlike anus, but then... I mean really, who doesn't like anus?
justin91x: UR DEAD MISTER !!!!!!! O///O;;
justin91x: i dn't ! okai...umm, YH YH ..i dunnooo TT///TT
Juniichi: Me? Oh no no... you are upset at Chris, remember?
justin91x: and now YOU !! D:<
Juniichi: me? oh pish posh
Juniichi: whatever for?
justin91x: umm, pls check it again Q_Q
KrimsonDante: your list says:
KrimsonDante: "anus, nthin."
Juniichi: LOLOL anus nthin LOL
KrimsonDante: justin i love you
KrimsonDante: XD
justin91x: .........
justin91x: FUCK O_O .
justin91x: i give up TT/////TT !!
justin91x: SCREW U MY FUCKIN $£%^£$&^* INTEREST LIST !
justin91x: -sighs- ...if i removed the nthn...it would be jst the damn A word .-.
KrimsonDante: how is it staying?
KrimsonDante: *researches*
Juniichi: See now it appears that you like nothing *but* anus.
Juniichi: go ahead. ask the forums.
Juniichi: "Hi. I'm trying to remove anus from my interests, but it just won't go."
KrimsonDante: Yeah im going to see if anyone's had that before
justin91x: Q////Q i'm serious it WON'T be erased...i can't even SEE IT .-.
justin91x: UGHH. i feel like tackling u :)
justin91x: <~<
KrimsonDante: I'm working on it justin. CHILLL or ima grope you hardcore D;
Juniichi: Well. At least you know where he likes it.
KrimsonDante: LOL
Juniichi: *wipes my eyes*
justin91x: TT/////////////////TT !!!!!!
justin91x: shoot me .-.
justin91x: i asked a stranger he said he see it as well .__.
Juniichi: Always a good thing to ask a stranger if he can see your anus.
justin91x: UGGHHHH <~<
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HeroFromKrypton: what's the avi you have called?
Juniichi: the one I have now is Stud from the Avatar Factory
Juniichi: honestly... I needed something that didn't make my nipples crash into my chest... my rings would disappear when I sat down ^ ^
HeroFromKrypton: i have hunk 4
Juniichi: mine is just stud 1
HeroFromKrypton: this one is effeminate pansy 3
Juniichi: LMAO
g3nn3vi3: I cant figure out if ur kidding or serious Hero
HeroFromKrypton: im always serious
HeroFromKrypton: you doubt my seritude?
g3nn3vi3: no, not at all
g3nn3vi3: Im always serious too
Juniichi: You're going to have a hard time trying to find a penis to match that
xOxSugarKittyxOx: nah. he just needs the anyskin >.>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: it'll just be in his neck.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: because of mesh issues
g3nn3vi3: lol
Juniichi: Hello there, Chilly.
HeroFromKrypton: hey dobie
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: -giggles-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: you spelt Recruiter wrong...
Juniichi: of course he did
JayeKoji: *rolls eyes*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: <333
JayeKoji: Im bout done witih you tonight woman
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -hides behind your knee giggling-
JayeKoji: *kisses your nose*
Juniichi: Kitty: Senor Recrooter
JayeKoji: *shakes head*
JayeKoji: oh shut up
xOxSugarKittyxOx: No its Reruiter
JayeKoji: its mispelled in one place and correct in like six others and of course its the one place I cant correct
JayeKoji: youre a reruiter now. congrats
Juniichi: This guy has this on his resume: "Run all development on Project HowlJerk."
Juniichi: Really. I know that's not an I
Juniichi: ...but my eye sees an I
Juniichi: See first, I make sure I got a place where I can prop up one of my legs real high...
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -covers ears-
xOxSugarKittyxOxxO: lalalalalalala
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This one's not really funny... just weird.
Juniichi: and the tornado is still outside
RukiTabuki: Its still in the front room xD
HeroFromKrypton: what about the cubes?
Juniichi: the cubes to me are where they are supposed to be
Juniichi: three in a row
RukiTabuki: x.X
Juniichi: where am I sitting?
Juniichi: leaning on the coffeetable?
RukiTabuki: Yes.
Juniichi: that is so fucking odd....
Juniichi: grr
HeroFromKrypton: wait a sec. you said you think this is because of the update. have you updated jun?
Juniichi: no
Juniichi: ...really pisses me off too
HeroFromKrypton: well then that probably means we're the screwed up ones, not you.
HeroFromKrypton: lol
Juniichi: do you guys see the tofu cube driving around?
RukiTabuki: They are still in the same places.
Juniichi: vroom4
Juniichi: how about now
RukiTabuki: Same
Juniichi: so the Drive Anything isn't working
RukiTabuki: its not You Jun, its us. Lol
Juniichi: Yeah but the tornado's got to be real distracting
RukiTabuki: A bit, but meh. lol
RukiTabuki: Its moving in circles now.
Juniichi: I don't know if I should update then move my stuff around...
RukiTabuki: Maybe, but its fine for now. not bothering me any.
Juniichi: or just hope that maybe they'll create an update that will fix it for everyone else's perspective
RukiTabuki: -nods.-
RukiTabuki: I could try and clear my cache.
RukiTabuki: See if that does anything on my end
Juniichi: It might. Not sure.
RukiTabuki: Let me try.
Juniichi: I know Jaye could see the tornado in the room also
Juniichi: ok
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HeroFromKrypton: ill try too. im gonna close out of imvu and clear my cache
HeroFromKrypton has left the chat
RukiTabuki has joined the chat
RukiTabuki: :/
Juniichi: Hey there
Juniichi: no help?
RukiTabuki: hi hi
RukiTabuki: Nope.
RukiTabuki: Still here. lol
HeroFromKrypton has joined the chat
Juniichi: its got to be the update then
HeroFromKrypton: the tornado is still where it was.
Juniichi: I wonder if its happening to other people's rooms also
HeroFromKrypton: but now there's two seats where they're supposed to be and only one next to me.
RukiTabuki: Ah, yep
RukiTabuki: I see that.
Juniichi: oh so something did change
Juniichi: *looks on the forums*
TaeYe0n has joined the chat
TaeYe0n: What can I do for you buys?
TaeYe0n: -Slighly intoxicated-
TaeYe0n: this is just...madness.
Juniichi: um. Nothing, thanks Tae.
HeroFromKrypton: do you see a tornado in the middle of the room?
TaeYe0n: Yes...
TaeYe0n: Admit it Hero, you want me to violate you.
RukiTabuki: -Yawns and snuggles up.=-
HeroFromKrypton: *bites your nose*
Juniichi: the tornado is representative of the torment that is my fucking soul right now
TaeYe0n: --Purrs.-
RukiTabuki: Aww Jun. -huggles up to.- <3
TaeYe0n: You're in the arms of someone cute and you're fuckin' tormented? You...priorities...get them in order.
TaeYe0n: I will not hesitate to smash some nasal cavaties in.
RukiTabuki: I like this guy already. lol
Juniichi: ...you want to smash nasal cavities in... why?
TaeYe0n: Becaise you piss me the FUCK off!!!
TaeYe0n: Ooooh, waaaah...the guy I want isn't around...GET OVER IT
RukiTabuki: o_O
HeroFromKrypton: you're a little bit too emotionally invested considering we barely know you..
RukiTabuki: Alrighty then...
Juniichi: Yeah... I dunno either
TaeYe0n: I mean, if the furniture wasn't nailed to the floor...you'd owe this Lucius person a LOT of credits.
RukiTabuki: -Blinks.- Wtf I just miss?
HeroFromKrypton: ok, who are you?
Juniichi: ...I don't know
TaeYe0n: No one, apparently.
RukiTabuki: :/
RukiTabuki: That's never a good answer
TaeYe0n: I know, right?
HeroFromKrypton: you don't just flip out and go psycho on someone like that without more provocation than a single message that you don't even know the context of.
TaeYe0n: -Meanders off.-
RukiTabuki: I take back my liking comment. lol
Juniichi: I didn't say anything about a guy I wanted not being around
TaeYe0n: It's not exactly like he was forthcoming...just emp
TaeYe0n: emo*
TaeYe0n: to the max.
RukiTabuki: I saw no emo at all...
Juniichi: Maybe I was making a joke, or being sarcastic
RukiTabuki: I took it as jokingly sarcastic :/
TaeYe0n: Then maybe I'm sensitive to the subteness of poor pretences. Who knows? write it off and I promise it'll be forgotten in about six minutes. -Waves.-
TaeYe0n has left the chat
RukiTabuki: o_O
RukiTabuki: Who the hell was that?
Juniichi: I've only seen him a couple of times
Juniichi: I don't know.
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RukiTabuki: My best friend is a big black woman actually xD
Juniichi: nothing is as scary as that milkshake video that guy sent me once
RukiTabuki: She calls me the N word alot
Juniichi: Oh that's so nice
Nek0Jac: *grins*
Nek0Jac: that's like you best friend calling you bitch all the time lol
RukiTabuki: Pretty much. lol
RukiTabuki: She came out of no where with that one night
HeroFromKrypton: what n word? nugget?
RukiTabuki: "You N-----."
Juniichi: nympho
Nek0Jac: yeah nugget get your ass over here
Nek0Jac: *giggle*
RukiTabuki: Me: Wha?
HeroFromKrypton: narcissist?
HeroFromKrypton: get your ass over here narcissist
RukiTabuki: Her: You heard me. N. I. G. G. A. H. Niggah.
Juniichi: Nimrod
RukiTabuki: Me: o__O
HeroFromKrypton: nitwit
Juniichi: Nicaragua
HeroFromKrypton: you my nonconformist
RukiTabuki: o.o
RukiTabuki: narly
HeroFromKrypton: i never can come up with big words at random
HeroFromKrypton: they come when i need them, when im saying something profound
HeroFromKrypton: but when im being random.. i cant think of anything.
Juniichi: Nipples.
RukiTabuki: nose
Juniichi: Nerfball.
RukiTabuki: toes
RukiTabuki: elbows
RukiTabuki: :3
HeroFromKrypton: i get weird stuff like "neverlent" and "nongalenupal"
Juniichi: LOL!!
RukiTabuki: xDD
RukiTabuki: ii
Juniichi: *rolling*
Juniichi: ahhh *wipes eyes*
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lei_bugster: I'm so tired of feeling sick. It's like damn baby Jesus hive me a break
Junichi: what's a baby Jesus hive?
Junichi: OH
Junichi: ...*derp*
lei_bugster: -give-
Junichi: lololol
lei_bugster: -laughs-
lei_bugster: I love yu
Junichi: *laughing hard at self*
lei_bugster: Yu are the batteries to my light
Junichi: ...oh. that would make a perfect joke about double DDs
lei_bugster: -laughing WITH you- e...e
Junichi: *leans down and rubs my triple As in your face*
lei_bugster: -purple nurples-
Junichi: *is not sure what you're doing, but likes it*
lei_bugster: -titty twister-
Junichi: EEEEE...
Junichi: love the rangs.. love the rangs...
lei_bugster: When I type titty auto correct wants to correct it to tittycaca
Junichi: ROFL!
Junichi: Hey. Careful of my tittycacas
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xxLucipherxx: It must be hard.. being hispanic and allergic to corn..
JayeKoji: corn, soy, and a host of other things
xxLucipherxx: thats like.. being asian and allergic to rice.. being black and allergic to basketball.
JayeKoji: LOL ok don't know about you but I don't try to eat my basketball
xxLucipherxx: lmao
Juniichi: Oh I'm fine ^ ^
xxLucipherxx: Huzzza!
JayeKoji: see and hes up.
Juniichi: Quit talking about me while I'm gone >.>
Juniichi: Unless you're talking about how hot my ass is
xxLucipherxx: I talk about you while you're around
xxLucipherxx: o-o
JayeKoji: *pats his hot ass*
Juniichi: I ROLFEd when you said allergic to basketball, btw
xxLucipherxx: Yeeah, its funny cus its true.
Juniichi: *adds to my funny chats*
HeroFromKrypton: *adds to my chunny fats*
Juniichi: *laughs more*
Juniichi: ahhh... I love black me
Juniichi: +n
Juniichi: ROFL
Juniichi: *dying* I love back me!!! LOLOLOL
Juniichi: back? ...
xxLucipherxx: I didnt kow you had a black versio
xxLucipherxx: version*
xxLucipherxx: know*
xxLucipherxx: N KEY DAMN YOU
Juniichi: see, you also forgot your n
Juniichi: the typos just get better and better
HeroFromKrypton: Chunny Fat, Chow Yun Fat's aunt.
HeroFromKrypton: kow
xxLucipherxx: Doest top the sit/shit typo
xxLucipherxx: doesnt&+*
Juniichi: *rubs my hands over my chest* mmmm...I love black me..
xxLucipherxx: Black you should be hung
xxLucipherxx: and has a hunger for basketball?
xxLucipherxx: But with your lucky, you're allergic.
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: you said with your lucky
xxLucipherxx: Same thing
xxLucipherxx: espiky no inglish pro favor
xxLucipherxx: por*
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: pro favor
xxLucipherxx: pro flavor*
Juniichi: mmm...flavor of pro basketball...
Fyrestorm: Flavor of pro baskeball...black me....
xxLucipherxx: Black me loves to ball, but asian me doesnt have the height
Fyrestorm: Poor Chunny Fats
Fyrestorm: v.v
xxLucipherxx: ...hispanic me just wants to sell tamales outta the back of a van..
xxLucipherxx: Which!
xxLucipherxx: Are the bomb!
Fyrestorm: Without corn
xxLucipherxx: Cornless tamales
Fyrestorm: Is that even possible?
Juniichi: I don't think so
xxLucipherxx: Made with coffee filters...
xxLucipherxx: or some ehit.
xxLucipherxx: shit*
Juniichi: LOLOL
Juniichi: YUM!!
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Juniichi: do you know where Sharpsburg Mccullum road is in Newnan?
JayeKoji: no
JayeKoji: Sharpsburg?
JayeKoji: isn't like the city on the other side of Newnan?
JayeKoji: not sure but, I don't know where it is.
Juniichi: 154 and 85
JayeKoji: I know where 85 is that is by the Golden Corral but I don't know where 154 is
Juniichi: 34 turns into Col Joe M Jackson Medal of Honor Highway are you shitting me?
Juniichi: how do they get all that on a sign?
JayeKoji: lol its a long sign
Juniichi: lolol
Juniichi: ok 154 crosses cjmjmohh
JayeKoji: LOLOL
Juniichi: I wonder what the locals call it
Juniichi: it looks like its on 85 and 403
Juniichi: like 154, 403, and 85 all three cross at the Hardees
JayeKoji: don't know where 403 is
Juniichi: well it's either that or go to the one off of Flippen Dr.
Juniichi: Which is just as redonkulous as cjmjmohh…
JayeKoji: lolol
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Juniichi: you a tall girl
Nickusan: o.O
Nickusan: Am I?
Juniichi: Yep.
Nickusan: You're a short guy.
Juniichi: *grins* That I am.
Nickusan: -Bats lashes at-
Nickusan: Ok. xD
Nickusan: Glad we defined.
xxLucipherxx: We use him to clean under the sofa.
Nickusan: ... Ouch.
Nickusan: Right in the heart.
Nickusan: -Clenches boob woefully-
Nek0Jac: *grins*
Juniichi: My mexican heritage demands that the underside of furniture is clean
Nek0Jac: maybe if I clean under the sofa for him then he will give me more candy
xxLucipherxx: And the lawn mowed.. he's been eyeing it all day seriously.
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Juniichi: ok. I got a golf cart to ride around in
Juniichi: This mexi'll see you guys later ;)
Fyrestorm: Laters hun.
xxLucipherxx: Kay, dont cram it full of family members. Unk
Juniichi: ROFL!
FilthyHole: LOL
Juniichi: oh man that was so funny.
FilthyHole: omg
Juniichi: And you ass, you know I'll be putting everyone in it
xxLucipherxx: lol
Juniichi: Just 4 people today instead of the normal 6
FilthyHole: annnd selling tacos out the back?
xxLucipherxx: haha!
Juniichi: ...you don't sell tacos out the back. You sell tamales.
FilthyHole: i want taco truck >.> -hunts one down-
FilthyHole: gdi.
FilthyHole: -so white-
xxLucipherxx: We laugh, but they're making millions hustlin.
xxLucipherxx: Chicken and beef
Juniichi: and 'chicken meow meow'
xxLucipherxx: Thats your asian poking through
Juniichi: that's what he said
xxLucipherxx: Oh-hooo~
xxLucipherxx: He did, didnt he?
Juniichi: Or was it Hero's mom?
xxLucipherxx: Burn. xD
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HeroFromKrypton: Hey Jun, and happeh boithdai
Nek0Jac: its your birthday?!
HeroFromKrypton: may your tornado bring you debris in the form of gift wrapped boxes
Juniichi: ...boithdai lol
Juniichi: Just what I wanted! Debris!
Nek0Jac: *gives Juni Sir lots of birthday hugs and kisses*
Juniichi: Thank you, thank you
Nek0Jac: hey hugs and kisses are good for a birthday
Juniichi: *bugs*
Juniichi: ?
Juniichi: *and also huge*
Juniichi: !
Juniichi: Huge Bugs! Huge Bugs!
Juniichi: *runs around screaming*
Juniichi: **hugs
Juniichi: .////.
Nek0Jac: *confused but laughs anyway cause its funny*
HeroFromKrypton: you misunderstand
HeroFromKrypton: debris in the form of gift wrapped boxes
Nek0Jac: all I read was full nose bleed for your sloppy born ru..ru.. rubarb?
Nek0Jac: in the spotlight
Nek0Jac: you got great code skills hero
Juniichi: see, all I see in that is FONG
HeroFromKrypton: flue nos neon noon fong foir snopn bohrno spoihgh
Nek0Jac: hero that is still code
Nek0Jac: you got to uncode it
Nek0Jac: flonaze? at noon for snoopy's last flight
Nek0Jac: see there you go... bet that one was real hush hush
HeroFromKrypton: where is fong?
HeroFromKrypton: WHERE IS FONG!?
HeroFromKrypton: howditgetburned?
HeroFromKrypton: HOWDITGETBURNED??
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This one happened a few months ago. I was saving it, but forgot about it. I have to say that because I have a boyfriend now and this was regarding Naked Wednesday. That's right. A boyfriend. BOYFRIEND. BOYYYYYFRIENNDDDD… Oh yes. I'm labeling you and there's nothing you can do about it. *gets a 'Hello! My Name Is' sticker, writes 'Jun's Boyfriend' on it, and slaps it on Lei's chest* Lei's screenname is BlackxXWingedXxAngel, btw. His hp is located here: http://avatars.imvu.com/BlackxXWingedXxAngel
Nek0Jac: *reaches my foot out and pushes Juni Sir's knees a bit more together*
Juniichi: o0
Nek0Jac: *little blush*
Nek0Jac: its kinda right there... cant stop lookin at it
Juniichi: *spreads wider*
Juniichi: You know.. if I raise my knees up a bit..
Nek0Jac: *squeels with a giggle*
Juniichi: You keep lookin....
xxLucipherxx: -braids his leg hair as he spreads.-
Juniichi: ..I think I'm being groomed
xxLucipherxx: -gives your knee a comb-over.-
Juniichi: You gonna groom my balls next?
Juniichi: Cause they're real hairy
xxLucipherxx: Want Me to perm the hairs then?
Juniichi: Oh I don't need that
xxLucipherxx: Texturizer?
Juniichi: You are not giving my balls a jheri curl.
xxLucipherxx: lmao.
Nek0Jac: LOLO a jheri curl... id be a Joylii curl LOLOL
xxLucipherxx: xDDDDD
xxLucipherxx: -falls off couch.-
Nek0Jac: ah.. good stuff
Juniichi: *covers face with hands*
xxLucipherxx: -climbs back up, regaining composure.-
Juniichi: *turns around and bend over the back of the couch* ...I think you dropped something
Nek0Jac: o.o
xxLucipherxx: My jaw?
Juniichi: *wide kneed to keep myself from falling over the back*
Nek0Jac: I.. feel compelled to stick like a sparkler or something in there...
xxLucipherxx: LOL.
xxLucipherxx: Do it.
Juniichi: Ah, America.
Nek0Jac: LOL
xxLucipherxx: -pulls out lighter.-
Nek0Jac: I got one
Nek0Jac: I think...
Juniichi: Oh no no
Juniichi: *sits back down*
Nek0Jac: not that patriartic.. or something?
Nek0Jac: however you spell it
Juniichi: I don't get topped by patriots anymore tyvm
Juniichi: ...patriartic? LOL
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Juniichi: ok. I'll bbs
xxLucipherxx: Have ffun.
xxLucipherxx: fn*
xxLucipherxx: o.o
xxLucipherxx: FUN*
HeroFromKrypton: FUN
HeroFromKrypton: have it
xxLucipherxx: F is for friends who do stuff together
xxLucipherxx: is for you and Me
HeroFromKrypton: U is for you and me.
xxLucipherxx: U is*
HeroFromKrypton: C is for the motel in Canada where we do stuff together
xxLucipherxx: N is for anything and any time at all (?)
HeroFromKrypton: lul
HeroFromKrypton: oh i was going in a different direction.
xxLucipherxx: Down here in the deep blue see.
xxLucipherxx: You perv. Of course.
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Juniichi: give him a zerbert on his pit
Juniichi: *PPPPFFFFFFFFFTHHHH*
xxLucipherxx: Give him a STD?..
Juniichi: ..you have an STD?
Juniichi: ...can you give those with zerberts?
xxLucipherxx: I would have to go find one. ._.
xxLucipherxx: On a spoon or something.
Juniichi: sounds like a super power
Juniichi: Don't make me zerbert you man
xxLucipherxx: Idk what that ish.
xxLucipherxx: D:
HeroFromKrypton: it's herbert spelled with a z
Juniichi: *grins* It's when you put your mouth against someone's skin and blow air real hard, making a fart like sound
xxLucipherxx: Oh like a compressed raspberry? :D
xxLucipherxx: Im not zerberting his pit. D<
xxLucipherxx: wtf.
xxLucipherxx: lol.
Juniichi: lolol
Juniichi: *rolling*
Juniichi: see watch this *grabs Jack's leg*
Juniichi: *zerberts his inner thigh*
Juniichi: PPPPPPPPFFFFFTHHTHHHHHHHHH
Nek0Jac: *O.O*
Nek0Jac: *tries not to drop my plate and water as my leg goes crazy*
xxLucipherxx: Yes, well.. Im not zerberting a hairy pit.
Juniichi: ...I have a fetish for pits, actually
Juniichi: the curve and bulge of muscle
Juniichi: that little tuft of hair
xxLucipherxx: With funk?
PainGasm: I'm with Joi on this one.
JayeKoji: yeah dont get him started
Juniichi: You mean pheromones
HeroFromKrypton: FISH
Juniichi: rawr
Nek0Jac: *rubs my zerberty leg sitting back down*
xxLucipherxx: Theres pheromones and theres flat out must. xD
JayeKoji: ...musk...
Juniichi: mmmmusk
HeroFromKrypton: musket
PainGasm: 3 musketeers
xxLucipherxx: k*
xxLucipherxx: Maybe fresh out the tub.
HeroFromKrypton: that washes all the musket away.
JayeKoji: more like when Im trying to sleep or something
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Juniichi: I'll be in the 5th Dimension if anyone needs me.
Crimante: *takes note*
HeroFromKrypton: tell mr. mxyzptlk i said hi.
Juniichi: He said he wants his edger back
Juniichi: I told him you ate it.
Juniichi: He called you a bad word.
Juniichi: omg. you tossed me off the rock
xxLucipherxx: Spicy.
Crimante: *nods and smiles*
Juniichi: no wonder what mr. mxyzptlk says is true
Juniichi: *eats a few mushrooms*
Juniichi: *chokes and dies*
Juniichi: *falls into the lovely babbling brook*
Juniichi: *bloated and decayed body quirts pungent mushroom bile juice all over the 5th dimension*
Juniichi: *time moves fast here*
xxLucipherxx: ...
Crimante: *eww*
xxLucipherxx: Yeah not sure where to go with that one, Unk.
HeroFromKrypton: im glad i left when i did
Juniichi: I'm in a bit of a mood
Crimante: yeah, same here think i'll abandon ship.
Crimante: deuces.
xxLucipherxx: deuces dog.
Crimante has left the chat
xxLucipherxx: He's in a less mushroom bile like mood.
Juniichi: Understandable.
xxLucipherxx: I think I may go to sleep though..
xxLucipherxx: Nai Hero.
xxLucipherxx: Nai Unk.
Juniichi: see you
xxLucipherxx has left the chat
Juniichi: so was it the grossing out that made them leave?
Juniichi: I've said worse things, haven't I?
HeroFromKrypton: i dunno.. i think Crim left because of his mood and Joy just left to go to bed.
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Juniichi: And that's how the emperor found his testicles.
HeroFromKrypton: lol
Juniichi: I know, funny story, right?
Juniichi: Now you tell your favorite genital tale
Guest_ivydolly90 has left the chat
Juniichi: ...she must have been waiting around for your story
Juniichi: she took her time leaving
HeroFromKrypton: lol.
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lei_bugster: I stay sleepy
lei_bugster: I think I gots that sleeping sickness
lei_bugster: I can crash out anywhere lol
Junichi: Well, you don't like to fuel your body
Junichi: *scolds*
Junichi: of course you're going to run down
Junichi: Mr I eat nothing but cheese
lei_bugster: >....>
lei_bugster: *goes off to a corner*
lei_bugster: *looks over shoulder*
lei_bugster: *ebil eyes*
Junichi: *licks your ebil eye*
lei_bugster: X_____o
lei_bugster: *ebil eye on you*
Junichi: *sits with you in the corner*
Junichi: *makes the shit/sit typo on purpose*
Junichi: *shits with you in the corner*
lei_bugster: *points to other corner* >,,,,,,>
lei_bugster: *watches you with his one good ebil eye*
Junichi: No baby. I want to shit with you.
Junichi: *gets all comfortable for a nice long shit with my baby*
lei_bugster: No shitting of the kind in my corner
lei_bugster: Only fapping
lei_bugster: And fappin does not start till 10
Junichi: We can't do both?
Junichi: ohh... so its a time conflict
Junichi: I see
Junichi: *gets calendar* *pencils in special shitting time*
lei_bugster: D:
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Juniichi: hi vlood
Juniichi: you look nice
VLOODUS: me?
VLOODUS: nah
VLOODUS: i am normal
VLOODUS: you look nice
VLOODUS: really pretty
Juniichi: *smiles* thank you
VLOODUS: you welcome
VLOODUS: i hope you like it
Juniichi: Oh.. thank you ^ ^
Juniichi: that was expensive. you didn't have to do that
VLOODUS: i don't mind
VLOODUS: may i see it on you
Juniichi: *nods* sure
Juniichi: just a sec
VLOODUS: you didn't wear it
Juniichi: the blushing?
Juniichi: Yep. I've got it on
VLOODUS: oh
Juniichi: You got me a blushing head *grins*
Juniichi: it just gives me pink cheeks
VLOODUS: what about this
Juniichi: what's this?
VLOODUS: look and see
VLOODUS: omg
VLOODUS: you look hot
Juniichi: thanks :)
VLOODUS: what do you think
Juniichi: it's pretty
Juniichi: it doesn't look like me though lol
Juniichi: but yeah very pretty
Juniichi: thank you
VLOODUS: you are really pretty
VLOODUS: it makes me want to kiss you
VLOODUS: btw we are both wearing the same head
Juniichi: You should go kiss yourself, then.
VLOODUS: haha
VLOODUS: why?
VLOODUS: anyway
VLOODUS: let me kiss you before i go
VLOODUS: because i m going to hospital
Juniichi: No. I only want one man to kiss me.
VLOODUS: hmm
Juniichi: And maybe not even him.
Juniichi: I'm not in a mood to be touched, you see.
VLOODUS: and you don't not even after i gave you 2 gifts?
Juniichi: Here. *gives you my prettiest smile*
Juniichi: I'm sure you know what it looks like, since we now have the same head and all.
Juniichi: :P
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xxLucipherxx: -breaks his watch, clenches screwdriver in silent rage.-
xxLucipherxx: >.>
xxLucipherxx: Meh, just a cheap watch from Walmart.
Nek0Jac: you ok Joyli Sir... you're awful stressed
Nek0Jac: you were stressed before too
xxLucipherxx: It froze, so I was gonna remove the battery to reset it but apparently I guess taking it apart triggers a self destruct mechanism...
xxLucipherxx: I'll be okay Jack.. -smiles, handing the Jack a tossed marshmellow.-
xxLucipherxx: I have no luck with watches.. I cant find the one I really want.
Nek0Jac: *big eyes the mashmellow and wanders off to find chocolate to put on it*
Nek0Jac: You know Jaye Sir breaks every watch he has ever had.
Nek0Jac: *nods* I seen him
xxLucipherxx: Watches are EVIL.
xxLucipherxx: Says.. Satan right?
Juniichi: ...well then it must be true
Nek0Jac: whats EVIK
Nek0Jac: I mean EVIL
xxLucipherxx: Watches..
Nek0Jac: *points to self?*
Nek0Jac: *points to chocolate?*
Nek0Jac: ohhhh heehee and here I thought you mean watches *me*
Nek0Jac: cause.. yeah well you... yeah.. heehee.. nvm...
Nek0Jac: *nibbles the chocolate*
xxLucipherxx: Oh no.. lol.
xxLucipherxx: The one item that has both a face and hands... yet cant wash itself...
Juniichi: ...are you talking about Crim's brother?
Nek0Jac: LOLOL
xxLucipherxx: LOL.
Juniichi: Hey, I'm just repeating what I've heard
Juniichi: *hands up*
xxLucipherxx: -handcuffs them.-
Nek0Jac: o.o
Juniichi: *is handcuffed?* ...well.
Juniichi: *blushes*
Nek0Jac: see.. police man
Nek0Jac: I told ya
xxLucipherxx: I am the LAW. -says in his Arnold voice.-
Nek0Jac: wow... im a believer
xxLucipherxx: -grins, reaching over to pet Jack's hair.-
Nek0Jac: *squishes chocolate on the marshmellow to watch*
xxLucipherxx: Can I borrow that, Jack?
Nek0Jac: mhm *hands*
Nek0Jac: *licks it first*
xxLucipherxx: -delicately holds it between his fingers and dabs some chocolate on the tip of Uncle's nose.- Okay.
xxLucipherxx: -hands it back to Jack.-
xxLucipherxx: I had the strangest urge to do so.
Juniichi: *sniff* ...Now I'm hungry for cookies.
Nek0Jac: *looks at Juni Sir's nose* you.. you um gonna eat that?
Juniichi: ...my nose?
Nek0Jac: the chocolate on your nose
Juniichi: *heads to the bathroom to wash my face*
xxLucipherxx: lol, Well I handcuffed and chocolatized Juni.. I guess I gotta harass Jack in some way now. ._.
Nek0Jac: and cookies awwww.... your gonna waste it...
Nek0Jac: nononon *giggles and scoots away drawing my feet up* I'm good
Nek0Jac: *eats chocolate before anymore can be wasted*
xxLucipherxx: -pulls out a canister of Cool Whip.-
xxLucipherxx: But I has Cool whip.
xxLucipherxx: D:
Nek0Jac: ooooooo
Nek0Jac: ok where did you pull that from? *raised eyebrow*
xxLucipherxx: Do you believe in magic? -grin.-
Juniichi: *comes back with wet nose and tethered wrists*
Juniichi: *clinks together*
Nek0Jac: ah well I was just telling hero that the easter bunny and santa and cunts were not all the same
Nek0Jac: cause santa and the easter bunny were real and cunts werent
Nek0Jac: cause none of us had ever seen one
Juniichi: lolol
xxLucipherxx: xDDD!!
Nek0Jac: seen santa
Nek0Jac: hes always at the store
Juniichi: ...I don't think that's exactly what Hero meant
Nek0Jac: hero aint never seen a cunt before so we had this debate sorta
Juniichi: *tethered hands/face*
Nek0Jac: yeah i dont think they exist.. yeah..
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Jaye Koji: i so hate this fucking dog right now
Junichi: call the vet
Junichi: what did the dog do?
Jaye Koji: pooped on the floor
Jaye Koji: didn't even try to go out or let me know
Jaye Koji: totally avoided the pad that was there
Jaye Koji: makes me think he is trying to cover something already there or something but
Junichi: did you put his nose in it, spank him, and then spray him with nigegar?
Jaye Koji: oh I put his nose in it good
Junichi: wow.
Junichi: that's a typo
Junichi: o.o
Junichi: *B*
Junichi: I'm not even sure if I should.. apologize, or...
Jaye Koji: yeah cause we got nigegars running around lol
Junichi: *dies a little*
Jaye Koji: *cant help but do a little dance exit stage left*
Junichi: ROFL
Jaye Koji: well ok... that makes me feel a little better
Junichi: ...can I put that in my funny chat?
Jaye Koji: sure
Junichi: *so embarrassed*
Jaye Koji: *grins*
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Juniichi: *snerk* ...yeah kinda *wrote linda*
Juniichi: *will now be calling you linda*
xxLucipherxx: Pherxlinda, warrior princess.
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: my typos have all be complete words lately
Juniichi: which make them really funny
xxLucipherxx: My personal favorite typo is the "sit/shit" one.
Juniichi: Excuse me while I shit down?
xxLucipherxx: "Come shit on My lap."
Juniichi: LMAO
xxLucipherxx: -he smiles, shitting in the corner.-
Juniichi: OWW
Juniichi: ROFL
Juniichi: *is crying*
xxLucipherxx: And it perfectly fucks up any sentence.
Juniichi: ahmahgah that's so funny
Juniichi: I"ve never seen taht one in action before
Juniichi: my face hurts
xxLucipherxx: I have.
xxLucipherxx: A friend did it on mistake in a RP thread.
Juniichi: oh I bet he died
xxLucipherxx: Wrote, "-comes in and shits on the floor.-"
Juniichi: *dies*'
xxLucipherxx: And its like, see? This is why they dont like newbs entering this pub.
Juniichi: LOLOL
Juniichi: *is laughing so hard, I'm not making any sound*
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Note: This one is long, but worth it.
Sith: How was your day little sea shell?
HeroFromKrypton: lol
HeroFromKrypton: sea shell
xSacredSerenity: -nuzzles- It was ok...work sucked a little but it was okay
xSacredSerenity: and Yours Mister?
HeroFromKrypton: *endeavors to come up with an ocean themed nickname for Laf*
Juniichi: I have my ocean nickname
Juniichi: I am Pissidon. God of Watersports.
Sith: Hehe
Juniichi: Oh come on. It's funnier than that.
Juniichi: *brandishes sea weapon*
Juniichi: *shakes it at the fish tank* Attack, my babies! ATTACK!
Sith: Lmao, Jun.
Juniichi: *fish jump out of water and flop all over Pherx*
Juniichi: *flop flop flop*
JayeKoji: um could someone put Jun in some water please?
Juniichi: *puts away my weapon because it makes the fish go nuts*
Juniichi: *take that however you like*
HeroFromKrypton: DUCK
Juniichi: GOOSE
Juniichi: *smacks Hero in the back of the head*
JayeKoji: I dont remember playing the game that way
Juniichi: *runs*
JayeKoji: LOL
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xxLucipherxx: kill the lights?
xxLucipherxx: off
HeroFromKrypton: on
JayeKoji: O.O
Juniichi: *feel feel*
xSacredSerenity: Oh hell yeah
Juniichi: *feeeeeel*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: LOLOL
Sith: Yes? lol
xSacredSerenity: damn
JayeKoji: ok Now we play truth or dare
xxLucipherxx: lmao.
Juniichi: *takes hand back real fast*
xSacredSerenity: off
xSacredSerenity: Damn it!
xSacredSerenity: Off
xSacredSerenity: D:<
JayeKoji: lol
xxLucipherxx: off
xSacredSerenity: Yay!
xxLucipherxx: on
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
Juniichi: muahahahaha
xxLucipherxx: off
xxLucipherxx: on
xxLucipherxx: off
xxLucipherxx: on
Juniichi: ROFL
xxLucipherxx: off
JayeKoji: that is sooooo pherx
HeroFromKrypton: you ass bastard
xSacredSerenity: lmao rave time!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: hero has one too
xxLucipherxx: on
JayeKoji: what is this red light green light grope feel hour?
Juniichi: *feeeels*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: turn off all the lights and lets play who’s in my mouth
xxLucipherxx: LOL
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: LOL!
Juniichi: I LOVE that game!
HeroFromKrypton: off
xxLucipherxx: on
Juniichi: LOL
HeroFromKrypton: i do have it
HeroFromKrypton: o.o
xxLucipherxx: xD
HeroFromKrypton: on
xSacredSerenity: off
xxLucipherxx: off
xSacredSerenity: damn it
HeroFromKrypton: off
Sith: Oh yeah?
xxLucipherxx: on
HeroFromKrypton: now it's double off
Juniichi: triple off
HeroFromKrypton: on
xSacredSerenity: Mhm~
Juniichi: >.>
Juniichi: off
xSacredSerenity: off
Juniichi: nope
xSacredSerenity: offfff
xSacredSerenity: off
Juniichi: lol
xSacredSerenity: off
xxLucipherxx: Getting triple off sounds... nice.
HeroFromKrypton: off
xSacredSerenity: off fucking
xxLucipherxx: off
Juniichi: You're off fucking?
HeroFromKrypton: off
HeroFromKrypton: on
Juniichi: off
Juniichi: damn.
JayeKoji: weell the lights should stay off if your fucking... not one of those full room activities lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: off
HeroFromKrypton: off
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: oh oh we should play spin the bottle
xOxSugarKittyxOx: we have enough people!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: O_O
xSacredSerenity: Let's do it!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: its upstairs
HeroFromKrypton: do we have enough bottles?
xxLucipherxx: I hate that bottle, we played truth or dare with it.
xxLucipherxx: and it kept landing on Me.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: c'mon guys!
HeroFromKrypton: and here i thought this was some fancy cookie rug
HeroFromKrypton: a cookie with very uniformly placed chocolate chips
Juniichi: But that circle makes my ass go away
xOxSugarKittyxOx: its from too much clothing
Juniichi: ugh. fine
Juniichi: and I still have a butt fin
Juniichi: that was no help
xxLucipherxx: ...Maybe I should put clothes on...
JayeKoji: this isnt strip truth or dare
xOxSugarKittyxOx: pfft
xOxSugarKittyxOx: whtaever
xOxSugarKittyxOx: i ended up naked
xOxSugarKittyxOx: last time
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Jun you start since its pointing at you
HeroFromKrypton: can i squeezy kiss?
Juniichi: eh. Ok *Jun spins and gets Hero*
xxLucipherxx: LOL.
JayeKoji: *props self up on something*
HeroFromKrypton: XD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Truth or dare hero~
Juniichi: Hero: Can you squeezy kiss?
Juniichi: oh wait. I jumped the gun
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
Juniichi: lol
HeroFromKrypton: lol
xxLucipherxx: xDD
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HeroFromKrypton: i thought this was the kissing version?
xxLucipherxx: Lets get the game figured out first.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: only way the kissing version would work is if we had to write out the kisses
xOxSugarKittyxOx: and like have to try to make it the best ever
xOxSugarKittyxOx: type kisses
xOxSugarKittyxOx: none of this click make out kissing.
Sith: Oh god. *not bothered, with extensive writing*
HeroFromKrypton: that's too much effort.
HeroFromKrypton: i might die.
xxLucipherxx: ...-starts popping Altoids.-
Juniichi: *grins*
Juniichi: ...and we won't get in trouble?
xSacredSerenity: Oh lord lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: its a game
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no one gets in trouble
xOxSugarKittyxOx: meaning i won't kill anyone who kisses Jaye ^ ^
Juniichi: ...I like this game
Juniichi: ...can we choose the kiss location?
Juniichi: For instance, downstairs..
JayeKoji: lol
xSacredSerenity: lol.
xxLucipherxx: <.<
HeroFromKrypton: i choose the garage lolz
xOxSugarKittyxOx: its a game its here in the circle
JayeKoji: youre having a whole lot of fun with this Juniichi
Juniichi: I am not.
Juniichi: I am having a miserable time >.>
HeroFromKrypton: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: now if we were playing 7 minutes in heaven....
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol kiss hero already :P
Juniichi: Oh right... I have to kiss Hero
HeroFromKrypton: yes.
xSacredSerenity: XD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
Juniichi: ok well. ...>.> *crawls over on my hands and knees, fingers pressing against Hero's chest until he is reclined, leading tongue first, plunging it in deep and hard between his lips*
Juniichi: .///.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ii
xxLucipherxx: ii
HeroFromKrypton: is the receiver supposed to be wordy too?
HeroFromKrypton: i dont know if im good at doing stuff like this on command. lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: c'mon Hero
JayeKoji: you have a tongue in your mouth hero
xxLucipherxx: wordy, lol.
Juniichi: *B*
HeroFromKrypton: im not a circus animal
Juniichi: Oh thank you hero
Juniichi: *slaps hands like seal* ARF ARF ARF *bites*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
HeroFromKrypton: ow
HeroFromKrypton: i never said being a circus animal is a bad thing.
JayeKoji: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Juni you're awesome
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ok Hero you don't have to but don't expect wordy kisses
xOxSugarKittyxOx: you're gonna get what you put out.
JayeKoji: ok so just make the giving the kiss good
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -nods-
xxLucipherxx: Fair enough.
JayeKoji: spin hero *Hero spins and gets Jun*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
JayeKoji: well there you go
Juniichi: aw gdifucking
HeroFromKrypton: lol.
xxLucipherxx: XD
xSacredSerenity: Spin again
JayeKoji: lol
xxLucipherxx: RIGGED.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: not rigged
JayeKoji: no no
Juniichi: No come here Hero
xSacredSerenity: No double kisses~
JayeKoji: get to kissin
xOxSugarKittyxOx: karma
HeroFromKrypton: *crawls over to Jun and presses my lips to his, penetrating them with my tongue, swirling it around his*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: oooh
Juniichi: o.o
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ii
JayeKoji: nice hero
xOxSugarKittyxOx: nice Hero
Juniichi: heh.
xxLucipherxx: rawr.
JayeKoji: *nods*
HeroFromKrypton: lol.
Juniichi: Not bad there.
HeroFromKrypton: it's going to sound repetitive the next time i say that.
HeroFromKrypton: lol.
xxLucipherxx: haha
Juniichi: LOL
JayeKoji: *grin*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Juni's turn again
JayeKoji: come on if we are playing lets make it good
Juniichi: You got to get creative with it
xOxSugarKittyxOx: spin again *Jun spins and gets Hero*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: XD
Juniichi: *facedesk*
HeroFromKrypton: the compass is broken
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Hero has a magnet
xSacredSerenity: hehe
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I think Jun's writing the kiss so hold on
Juniichi: *grabs a bottle of Mexican Tequila, yanking the cork out with my teeth, spitting out and filling my mouth with the warm, thick gold, casting it aside and grabbing Hero by the collar, bruising his lips and filling his mouth, oro drizzling down his chin in the fierce kiss*
Juniichi: ta fucking da
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ... hodamn.
JayeKoji: ii
HeroFromKrypton: *has his first taste of tequila in a kiss, who woulda thunk it?*
JayeKoji: bra-vo
Juniichi: LOL
xxLucipherxx: :D~
xOxSugarKittyxOx: thats poetic hero
JayeKoji: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: ok Hero your turn again *Hero spins and gets Ama*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: have fun with it.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Hero's gotta kiss Ama~
xSacredSerenity: wait what?
xSacredSerenity: -puckers up-
JayeKoji: go for it Hero
xxLucipherxx: Pucker up.
HeroFromKrypton: oh, and to make it creative *puts on a rainbow wig*
xSacredSerenity: .__.
Juniichi: lololol!
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xxLucipherxx: While we're at it, can we rape people WITH the bottle as well?
JayeKoji: ohHEY thats an idea... *smacks Pherx in the back of the head*
xxLucipherxx: -grins.- ^^;
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no rape
Juniichi: LOL
HeroFromKrypton: woo bottle rape
xOxSugarKittyxOx: this is a consensual game
HeroFromKrypton: ok consensual bottle rape
JayeKoji: they have to *ask* for the bottle rape first come on
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: heheh ama's turn *Ama spins and gets Kitty*
xSacredSerenity: XDDD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: O_O
JayeKoji: *get out the camara*
xxLucipherxx: Lesbot action.
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: *videos*
JayeKoji: proceed
xxLucipherxx: make sure to smoosh the bewbs together, plz&thnx
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: LOL
xSacredSerenity: -gets up and gently sits on Kitty's lap with a grin-
xSacredSerenity: Remember that time we played?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -slips my hands around her waist, biting my lip- hmm -giggles
xOxSugarKittyxOx: mhm
xxLucipherxx: Me too.
xxLucipherxx: >>
Juniichi: *pulls my hat down over my head*
xxLucipherxx: <<
JayeKoji: no fapping hero!
xSacredSerenity: -presses her to the floor gently, breathing in her scent slightly as her lips meets with Kitty's. Her body lowering onto hers-
JayeKoji: full body kiss... full body kiss
xxLucipherxx: -takes out camera phone.-
xxLucipherxx: This is gonna be My wallpaper.
xxLucipherxx: So excited. So excited.
Juniichi : wow, the inside of this hat is dark
JayeKoji: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -breathes softly, fingers sliding up Ama's back as my lips part, my tongue teasing Ama's soft lips-
JayeKoji: ii
Juniichi: *waits for Hero's single i*
HeroFromKrypton: what, one handed clapping?
Juniichi: Yes.
HeroFromKrypton: *slaps face repeatedly*
HeroFromKrypton: *my own*
Juniichi: It's a fapping joke hero
xxLucipherxx: Thats usually how your dates end. xD
HeroFromKrypton: yes i know. lol
HeroFromKrypton: but im not gutter minded like that.
Juniichi: *whispers* say 'with your mom'
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: Hero! *Kitty spins and gets Hero*
xxLucipherxx: Hero action.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: you do have a magnet -eyes you suspiciously-
JayeKoji: all night long apparently
HeroFromKrypton: i do
HeroFromKrypton: *pulls out a comically large red U magnet*
JayeKoji: lol
Juniichi: well that would be a yes
Juniichi: Mr. Magnetron
HeroFromKrypton: that's Captain Magnetron
Juniichi: Yes, GrandMaster Magnetron
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -hops up and walks the length of the circle, pushing you back with the point of my boot, plopping down on your waist with a giggle. My lips trail up your chest, not quite touching but you can feel the warmth of my breath. When my lips come up to your chin, I place a tiny kiss, before stealing one from your lips-
Juniichi: ooh. Nice going, GrandMaster Magnetron
JayeKoji: Didn’t this happen the last time we played truth or dare at kitty's?
Juniichi: Hero scored?
xSacredSerenity: XD
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HeroFromKrypton: ok *spins* *Hero spins and gets Joii*
Juniichi: hahahahaha
JayeKoji: ohhhh.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -giggling-
xxLucipherxx: o-o
HeroFromKrypton: lol
JayeKoji: our truth or dare newbie
HeroFromKrypton: finally getting some action.
Juniichi: haaaay~
JayeKoji: lol
xxLucipherxx: -pulls out lip gloss and applies.-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -checks to make sure that Jaye's anti magnet is still in place-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: <<
Juniichi: aww... Jaye needs to play too
HeroFromKrypton: *straddles Joy's lap, unzipping his top, massaging his chest before leaning in, mashing my lips to his, moving my hips against his a bit*
JayeKoji: hey another full body kiss
xOxSugarKittyxOx: thats hot XD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ii
xxLucipherxx: -grunts, grinning. Biting down onto his bottom lip.-
JayeKoji: I knew he was a biter
xSacredSerenity: XD
Juniichi: ...yeah that is pretty hot >.>
xxLucipherxx: Call Me in the morning... -winks at Hero.-
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: the par just got raised
xOxSugarKittyxOx: time to step it up
xOxSugarKittyxOx: we're all fuckin good writers -grins-
JayeKoji: *chuckle*
xSacredSerenity: I approve
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I've had sex with most of you so i can vouch for all but one
xxLucipherxx: lol, cookie. xD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ... thats not sad. is it? I mean its over the course of 3 years
xSacredSerenity: :3
JayeKoji: naw I guess thats alright
JayeKoji: it is one up on me though
xOxSugarKittyxOx: dude this is an awesome kissing group
xOxSugarKittyxOx: and its fun to kiss everyone
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Spin again Jun?
Juniichi: ok *Jun spins and gets Kitty*
Juniichi: *laughs*
Juniichi: heehee
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ./////.
xxLucipherxx: WEWT
JayeKoji: lolol
Juniichi: really, I saw WET
JayeKoji: you cant be looking at the inside of the hat this time Jun
Juniichi: *gonna tiptoe over and kiss Kitty on the head*
Juniichi: MUAH!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: yay!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ok my turn to spin.
Juniichi: nonono
Juniichi: oh no
JayeKoji: *dying laughing*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: o.o
Juniichi: *tries to think of a plan*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: i'm ok with this...
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Last time you kissed me i couldn't breathe ._.
Juniichi: *idea* *grabs you and tosses you over my shoulder*
Juniichi: So long, SUCKAS! *leaps off balcony*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -squeeks-
JayeKoji: LOlOLOL
Juniichi: *leaps over coffee table and couch*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: O___O stay away from couches!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: we are not knocking over couches
xxLucipherxx: -peeks over ledge.- GIVE IT TO HER GEWD
Juniichi: *pauses in the Gimme Ur Love dance node first for a sec*
JayeKoji: *trying to breathe*
Juniichi: *like a gazelle, I leap over the couches, Kitty over my shoulder* Run! Run like a zypher set free!~
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ok ok lemme go -starts to swat at his butt and back, flailing my long legs to try to knock off his gazelle like balance-
JayeKoji: watch out for the door Jun
Juniichi: *scales the ficus tree and tosses Kitty into the fishtank*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: @_@
Juniichi: *rips off my clothes and jumps into the fishtank*
JayeKoji: full body
xxLucipherxx: ....New par?
Juniichi: *swats away mah babies*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -wet-
xSacredSerenity: lmao
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -trying desperately to get out of the water-
JayeKoji: *dying*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -clawing at the glass-
JayeKoji: that is the wettest kiss EVAH isn’t it Kitty?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -dark glare-
Juniichi: *grabs Kitteh, mouthing 'yeah breathe now biotch' and lands her in a passionate, wet, oceanic kiss*
JayeKoji: LMAO
Juniichi: MUAHMUAHMUAH
Juniichi: *feels up*
JayeKoji: at least he isnt noming you
xxLucipherxx: -golf claps.-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -digs nails into his bare back-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -.-
JayeKoji: lolol
xSacredSerenity: XDD
JayeKoji: oh you love it
xSacredSerenity: This pleases me
Juniichi: *presses you against the glass to give the viewers a nice set of pressed hams*
JayeKoji: lolol
xSacredSerenity: XD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -drags my nails down so your babies smell blood >.>_
JayeKoji: let her up for some air Jun. no drowning the hostess
Juniichi: *tosses you back over my shoulder and leaps splashingly out of the fishtank*
JayeKoji: ii
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -lets out a displeased mreowr-
xxLucipherxx: ii
JayeKoji: most aquatic kiss award
Juniichi: *dripdripdrip* No need to thank the great Pissidon, lass. *climbs over sofas*
JayeKoji: lol
xSacredSerenity: XD
Juniichi: *stops for a moist dance with you at the Gimme Ur Love* ...lovely seaweed in your hair, btw.
Juniichi: Green is your color *winks*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -scrambles back to her spot, standing mostly still, arms twitching slightly as she drips onto the carpet, licking her paw-
Juniichi: *climbs back up the railing*
Juniichi: Oh wait. *climbs back down*
Juniichi: *gets clothes*
Juniichi: *whispers* You know the fishtank is delightful this time of year
Juniichi: I mean now Kitty can always say I give her breathless kisses ^ ^
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I could say that before.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -rings my hair out-
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: XD
JayeKoji: ow... my belly...
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -spins- *Kitty spins and gets Jaye*
xSacredSerenity: lol.
xxLucipherxx: Finally!
JayeKoji: lol but shes all wet and drippy
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -plops down on Jaye, soaking wet-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Yep.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: and Cold.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: JUST how you like it
JayeKoji: *issss wet....*
JayeKoji: ok Jun *grins*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -wraps my legs around your waist, scooting closer as I cup your face in my hands, letting my wet fingers slip into your locs- its not so bad... kinda like kissing in the rain -giggles-
JayeKoji: cold rain... *little grin*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -tilts my head sweetly and barely brushes my lips against yours. Sucking your bottom lip into my mouth, before parting your lips with my tongue, searching for yours as I whimper longingly for you-
JayeKoji: *tilting my head up pressing my warm lips to your cold ones pressing my tongue through them*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: mmmn... -sucking on your tongue with a low moan, eyes fluttering open a bit to watch you... forcing myself to slowly pull away. Licking my lips- mmn. Yummy.
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JayeKoji: alright well I guess I need to spin
JayeKoji: get ready hero
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -covers my eyes- *Jaye spins and gets Joii*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: OOOOHhhhh
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -videotapes-
Juniichi: ooooh...
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I'm fapping to this later.
Juniichi: lool...
xxLucipherxx: Karma.
JayeKoji: lol
JayeKoji: ok
JayeKoji: *climbs over Kitty reaching over pulling Pherx to me with one hand by his collar* come..on... *barely pressing my lips to his licking just along the inside of his upper lip*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -can't breathe-
Juniichi: .////.
xxLucipherxx: Gladly... -He whispers with a grin, catching Jaye's tongue with his own as he plants his lips over the other's deeply. Leaning forwards on his hands.-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -passes out-
Juniichi: >.> *drags her back to the fish tank*
JayeKoji: *little chuckle against his lips kissing him fully before pulling back* dont forget it
xxLucipherxx: Rawrls.. -winks, sitting back.-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: bbl.
Juniichi: ...later?
JayeKoji: *chuckle* I think we might have killed a few
Juniichi: why later?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Fapping takes time.
xxLucipherxx: lol. Ikr? o-o
Juniichi: o.o
xxLucipherxx: omg, no. xD
JayeKoji: sit down silly you can do that later
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
xSacredSerenity: /faps
Juniichi: >.>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ... my Master is so hot.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -squees-
Juniichi: it was hot though... have to admit
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xxLucipherxx: Your fap will have to wait. xD *Joii spins and gets Kitty*
Juniichi: aaand death complete
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I haven't caught my breath yet
xOxSugarKittyxOx: XD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: oh god.
xSacredSerenity: XD
xOxSugarKittyxOx: oh hey i win. i kissed everyone after this
Juniichi: oh well and you have then
JayeKoji: you got to kiss him first
xxLucipherxx: -moves, kneeling infront of her. Knocking her legs apart as he hovers over her. Tilting her chin up with a finger he leans down, gently kissing.-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -closes my eyes, moving with his lead, kissing him back just as gently-
JayeKoji: oh the knocking of the knees is good.
Juniichi: Yes... but it says nothing about pressed hams
Juniichi: *holds up card that reads 8.5*
JayeKoji: *grins*
xxLucipherxx: -bites down and tugs her bottom lip as he moves back, breaking the kiss.-
xxLucipherxx: Ham is yummy.
Juniichi: All ham is good ham
JayeKoji: *HAM*
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: -gasps- *Kitty spins and gets Jun*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -cracks my knuckles-
JayeKoji: wait I thought you already won Kitty
xOxSugarKittyxOx: yea i'll gift myself later
xxLucipherxx: hahaha, hostess cant win~
Juniichi: wait, did you just spin me?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: mhm
Juniichi: alright *starts to remove my clothes*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -stands up slowly, stretching as I try to think of something just as creative-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -crosses over the circle, picking up the bottle on my way-
Juniichi: *ducks?*
JayeKoji: o.o
xOxSugarKittyxOx: off
Juniichi: *covers ass*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -does unspeakable things-
Juniichi: NONON
xxLucipherxx: LOL
JayeKoji: O.O
Juniichi: HEY THIS IS NOT THAT KIND OF KISS
JayeKoji: lolol
Juniichi: I NEED AN ADULT
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -back in my spot with Juni's hat-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: yehaw~
Juniichi: <>
xSacredSerenity: XDD
JayeKoji: lolol
Juniichi: ...welcome to bareback mtn
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Juniichi: LOL *Jun spins and gets Kitty*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: O_O
xOxSugarKittyxOx: go away!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: checks my pants for a magnet=
Juniichi: gimme that bottle
xOxSugarKittyxOx: nononon Juni please
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -runs-
JayeKoji: ah.. good times good times...
Juniichi: ...and I can't turn out the light
Juniichi: *starts mission impossible music*
xxLucipherxx: off
JayeKoji: ii
xOxSugarKittyxOx: on
xxLucipherxx: -shags random people.-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: onnnn
xOxSugarKittyxOx: onon
xOxSugarKittyxOx: on
xxLucipherxx: off
Juniichi: OH GOD YES
xOxSugarKittyxOx: on
JayeKoji: LOLOL
xxLucipherxx: lol.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lolol
Juniichi: *satisfied sigh*
Juniichi: Yeah
JayeKoji: this was fun
xOxSugarKittyxOx: where'd the bottle go?
Juniichi: *skips over to Kitty*
xSacredSerenity: >.>
JayeKoji: you lost the bottle?
Juniichi: *leans over and gives her a tender sweet kiss on the lips, slipping something hard and thick into her palm, closing her fingers over it*
Juniichi: *pats Jaye on the back* Don't say I never did nothin fer ya
xOxSugarKittyxOx: XD
JayeKoji: lol oh no Jun... you do plenty *grins*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: wow.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -glances- wow you really are hard o.o
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: <.<
JayeKoji: I like kissing
JayeKoji: oral fetish yadda yadda
Juniichi: Evidently a lot
xOxSugarKittyxOx: you can read his entire resume on his name tag
xOxSugarKittyxOx: right now.
JayeKoji: got a listing of residential history on the other side
xxLucipherxx: Lulz!
Juniichi: LOL
xOxSugarKittyxOx: LOL
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JayeKoji: *grin* *Jun spins and gets Kitty*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: what?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: really?
Juniichi: I am the titty man tonite
JayeKoji: ok jun and kitty are just going back and forth now
xOxSugarKittyxOx: OK!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ITs going to be like this till its a real kiss.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: so.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -breath-
Juniichi: o0
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Hang on tight cowboy.
Juniichi: o.o
Juniichi: *hangs on*
JayeKoji: *mouths* boobs are good for that
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -crawls over to Juni on all fours, reaching forward with one hand to push him back against the ground. She continues to crawl over him, letting golden strands tickle the sides of his face. She takes his hat and sets it on her head before leaning down to capture his lips hungrily, grinding her hips slowly against his with a small moan-
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Juniichi: *lips fall slack, groaning into her mouth, her body rocking on my hard cock, my hands gripping reflexively on her thighs, snaking back to her ass to pull her against me, thrusting back in a ...* ooh David's online >.>
xxLucipherxx: ..-stares.-
Juniichi: ./////////////////
Juniichi: .
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -lets out a shaky breath, looking up from the compromising position-
JayeKoji: Hey David
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Hey David :D
HeroFromKrypton: hey David
SilverOnyx: someone's having a good time :p
Juniichi: Nooo...
xOxSugarKittyxOx: we're playing spin the bottle
xOxSugarKittyxOx: wanna join?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -drops the hat back on Juni-
Juniichi: .....
JayeKoji: kitty aready won
Juniichi: *hat face*
JayeKoji: she is just getting in free kisses at this point
xOxSugarKittyxOx: Well if David plays I haven't won yet
Juniichi: Wow. the inside of my hat is dark.
JayeKoji: *chuckle*
JayeKoji: lol
JayeKoji: aww Jun
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: idk. I know he got called Uke and he got bristly
Juniichi: ...bottoming feels good
JayeKoji: yeah... he was thinking submissive
JayeKoji: I had to explain all that stuff to him
JayeKoji: *shrug*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I don't know how much he remembers
Juniichi: I used to bottom a lot more than I do now. Couldn't get enough >.>
JayeKoji: Im surprised you dont bottom more than you do Jun
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I still can't view you as a top Jun ._.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I try.
Juniichi: *surprised laugh*
Juniichi: really?
HeroFromKrypton: *spins Jun around* does this help?
Juniichi: *spins back* Hero
HeroFromKrypton: you know
HeroFromKrypton: like a top
HeroFromKrypton: lul
JayeKoji: jun is all top now
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I know.
JayeKoji: hasn't bottomed in a really long time
xOxSugarKittyxOx: But I knew him as a bottom for so long
Juniichi: lol..
Juniichi: Only one I bottomed for was Tiger, I think.
HeroFromKrypton: *spins like a ballerina* look at meeee im a top
xOxSugarKittyxOx: yea... and that's been half our friendship there.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: and then you were subby when you were first Jun
xOxSugarKittyxOx: like uber subby
HeroFromKrypton: or a dreidel
xOxSugarKittyxOx: like made me look bad subby
Juniichi: LOL Hero
Juniichi: Yeah I know. I was
Juniichi: Kitty, you remember what type of top Pyotr was?
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -covers ear-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: LALALALALALA
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -covers other ear too-
Juniichi: You know, where he almost knocked the sofa over
HeroFromKrypton: that's some damn top
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -red faced-
Juniichi: And that's me in rl
Juniichi: So yes. Very much a top.
Juniichi: ^ ^
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I just can't see it.
HeroFromKrypton: *goes around pushing furniture over to prove my topness*
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: Hero.. with the power of your hips, man
HeroFromKrypton: *water cooler*
Juniichi: lolol
HeroFromKrypton: *Desk*
Juniichi: o0
xOxSugarKittyxOx: even like when you were messing around this morning.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: It was like oh stop -pishposh-
HeroFromKrypton: *fish tank*
Juniichi: no nono ... don't top the fishtank!
Juniichi: o.o
HeroFromKrypton: *lamp*
HeroFromKrypton: *wait*
Juniichi: Hey, I love lamp!
HeroFromKrypton: *i love lamp*
Juniichi: ii
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lol
JayeKoji: lol
HeroFromKrypton: *hugs lamp*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: ii
JayeKoji: I was about to say he can't do the lamp
Juniichi: lolol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: that was awesome
Juniichi: Yes it was
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Juniichi: Ok, so back to Pyotr
Juniichi: and the case of the knocked over sofa
xOxSugarKittyxOx: If I dream about Pyotr again
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I am going to be pissed.
Juniichi: You take your bottom like so *places Pherx over the back cushions*
Juniichi: So that he's facing the main desk up yonder
Juniichi: Yes. I said yonder.
JayeKoji: the yonder helps the visuals
Juniichi: Then, you place yourself behind thusly *goes behind*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -hip- so much for barely remembering.
Juniichi: Ok then so one hand on the back of the sofa
Juniichi: Leaning your weight forward, cause at this point your bottom has fallen forward enough from constant impact that he almost flips over himself
Juniichi: *guides Pherx like so*
JayeKoji: he might have something to say about that after his fewd is done
Juniichi: Bracing on the ground, and the couch not on a rug, but clinging to the floor because of those rubber stopper things....
Juniichi: With enough wild abandonment, the couch will be pushed over and land on its back
HeroFromKrypton: causing substantial injury.
Juniichi: and the bottom will shriek, you'll barely notice, just grab the ass, pull back and keep going
Juniichi: yada yada
Juniichi: and the rest is history *folds arms*
Juniichi: *rights Pherx*
HeroFromKrypton: *shrieks*
Juniichi: Oh good god hero calm down
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JayeKoji: you know sicko invited me twice to chat
JayeKoji: is that a bit far fetching?
HeroFromKrypton: can i invite sicko to private and just bark at him till he leaves?
JayeKoji: theres no reason to
xOxSugarKittyxOx: it was a fetching joke
JayeKoji: theres no reason for him to be inviting me private either
HeroFromKrypton: no it wasnt.
HeroFromKrypton: it's just me barking at sicko.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: uh huh
JayeKoji: to what? talk about whatever happened this afternoon that matters not at all in the grand scheme of the universe?
HeroFromKrypton: i wish i could copy and paste a whole chat
HeroFromKrypton: but im barking at him.
HeroFromKrypton: i said i would and i did.
JayeKoji: little dog bark or big dog bark?
HeroFromKrypton: woof
JayeKoji: mhm
Juniichi: paste it in Yahoo
Daniel K: Sicko has joined the chat
HeroFromKrypton: Woof!
HeroFromKrypton: Woof woof woof woof woof!
Sicko: lol
HeroFromKrypton: WOof!
Sicko: I bite so back off pup
HeroFromKrypton: Woof.
Sicko: So I take it there's a reason for your invite?
HeroFromKrypton: woof?
Sicko: ~ tosses you a bone~
HeroFromKrypton: woof.
HeroFromKrypton: *woof woof woof woof*
Sicko: Your wasting my time
Sicko: When you think you have something intelligent to say then invite me
Sicko: bai....
HeroFromKrypton: woof woof!
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Juniichi: lolol
JayeKoji: hero you are so retarded lol
Juniichi: that is hilarious
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -facepalm-
xxLucipherxx: -chuckles-
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HeroFromKrypton: the dukes of hazzard is on.
Juniichi : Can I call you Cooter?
HeroFromKrypton: why cant i be one of the duke boys instead? At least their names don’t sound like a slang term for a certain part of the female anatomy
Juniichi: Ok np.
Juniichi: I'll call you Enis.
HeroFromKrypton: that's not better.
Juniichi: Ok then. Cletus.
HeroFromKrypton: damn you
Juniichi: ^ ^
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Juniichi: *eerie* ...dar-ling come here~
Juniichi: *singing a song*
Juniichi: *not really calling anyone lol*
xxLucipherxx: Oh.. -sits back down.-
InfamousAsh: that's reassuring
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: *continues* fuck me up the re-ar~
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InfamousAsh: nice lyrics
Brady1019: ~stalks~
Juniichi: Ok, that was not a siren's call.
xxLucipherxx: Brady! xD
Brady1019: XD
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SayuriHaze: Hero looks super cute like that o.o
SayuriHaze: -stares-
SayuriHaze: ._.
Juniichi: *whispers* wonder if he shaves his balls
SayuriHaze: He reminds me of cottoncandy =3
Juniichi: he's been standing still for so long now, so I'd say prolly not.
InfamousAsh: If he is wearing that he better
SayuriHaze: -she giggles-
Juniichi: LOL
xxLucipherxx: One cottoncandy, hold the hairy nuts...
Juniichi: *wipes my eyes* ahmahgah
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SayuriHaze: Haven't the guys/girls your with ever heard of a weed-wacker?
SayuriHaze: Jeeze x.x
Juniichi: ...for edging the yard?
SayuriHaze: I don't know how anyone could stand to have a bush down there o.o
SayuriHaze: I can't. x.x
SayuriHaze: It's all..
SayuriHaze: Itchy and ew.
InfamousAsh: beats me once again I appreciate high maintenance haha
SayuriHaze: >.x
InfamousAsh: I don't like it either
Juniichi: Wow, the inside of this horse head is dark.
xxLucipherxx: Isn’t it uncourteous to stop and pick their hair from your mouth? >>
Juniichi: And I love conversations about vjjs.
Juniichi: Ask anyone.
Juniichi: >.>
InfamousAsh: you just french kiss them and give them their hair back
SayuriHaze: Isn't it uncourteous of them not to freaking make it so that isn't a problem? EW
SayuriHaze: I'm sorry, Juniichi-sama.
SayuriHaze: We could talk about boy parts if you like since you don't like girls.
Juniichi: So Pherx, how's your cock?
Juniichi: Good? Good.
Juniichi: Mine's swell.
Juniichi: ...bad wording.
Juniichi: >.>
xxLucipherxx: I was being general really...
xxLucipherxx: LOL.
SayuriHaze: I was too, actually.
SayuriHaze: Boys need to shave too <.<
SayuriHaze: But not all of it!!!
SayuriHaze: Aw I'd cry if someone shaved their happy-trail.
SayuriHaze: But that's just me. =3
InfamousAsh: I don't have one of those
Juniichi: Sounds like a lot of ball scratching in public.
InfamousAsh: you have to cover and scratch when no one is looking that's proper
SayuriHaze: Never been with someone who does that..
SayuriHaze: Then again, my male/female experience not so grand as yours xD
Juniichi: Oh yes my male/female experience is oh so grand.
Juniichi: *makes confused face*
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Juniichi: I just don't know how to act when I'm not actively and indiscriminately sleeping with people
Juniichi: It's like that awkward feeling when you don't know where to put your hands
SayuriHaze: o.o
SayuriHaze: I could teach you how to be lonely effectively xD
SayuriHaze: You become supa adorable; like so..
Juniichi: LOL
SayuriHaze: Then you follow people around who have the raging sex lives.
InfamousAsh: That doesn't sound like much fun I think you should just sleep with people
Juniichi: I'm not avoiding sex because I'm lonely. I'm avoiding because I want to keep the man who lets me hang around him lol
xxLucipherxx: Im keeping him on his Ps & Qs.
xxLucipherxx: Gotta keep his titles right.
JuniichiJuniichi : LOL
Juniichi: HAHA
SayuriHaze: peeing quietly? o.o
Juniichi: Hang on. Got to go for a silent tinkle.
SayuriHaze: oooh.. I thought that said "Gotta keep his titties right" for a moment.
SayuriHaze: I wasn't sure how to respond xD
Juniichi: ROFL
xxLucipherxx: My arent you perverted, Sayuri.
SayuriHaze: =O NO I am NOT.
Juniichi: Well it's better than getting my titties left, I suppose.
Juniichi: *glances at countertop* *calls out* HEY! ANYONE LEFT A PAIR OF TITTIES?
InfamousAsh: *cracks up*
Juniichi: LOL!
xxLucipherxx: Wow. lol!
InfamousAsh: bahaha
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InfamousAsh: ribbit *reads*
Juniichi: Good frog *pets*
InfamousAsh: *puffs up* :P
Juniichi: Ooh he's a burpfrog
SayuriHaze: ...Ash are you in mating?
SayuriHaze: xD
Juniichi: >.>
InfamousAsh: I don't know I just like when they puff up
SayuriHaze: Look out, Juniichi; he might give you warts o.o
Juniichi: I am not available for mating at this time.
Juniichi: However thank you for your consideration
Juniichi: Would you like to be put on the mailing list?
InfamousAsh: I was considering mating with you?
Juniichi: ...kidding ^ ^
SayuriHaze: Awh.. poor Ash..
SayuriHaze: There is always next season!
SayuriHaze: =3
Juniichi: ROFL
InfamousAsh: I'd be the strangest animal ever I'd really rather mate with myself haha
SayuriHaze: A slug then.
InfamousAsh: oh yes a slug
Juniichi: LOL!
SayuriHaze: ^^
InfamousAsh: that's kinky
SayuriHaze: -she giggles-
xxLucipherxx: Junii, dont make Me pull out My badge...
Junichi: *casts tail over shoulder a la businessman's tie*
Kitty: wellll it doesn't say no kitty cats
Junichi: this is true
Kitty: and your kitty cat name could be something else entirely
Kitty: like Mr Whiskers
Junichi: ...does he have to call me that?
Junichi: OH!! MR. WHISKERS!!
Kitty: The Kitty cat named Daddy?
Kitty: -pets- Good Daddy
Junichi: LOL
Junichi: *purr?*
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: you know its wednesday.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.> chop chop
JayeKoji: not feeling naked today
xOxSugarKittyxOx: are those blue jeans?
Juniichi: yep
Juniichi: I love this shirt Kitty
Juniichi: thank you got getting it for me
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -nods- love got getting you guys things
JayeKoji: oh yeah he makes alot of cool tanks
JayeKoji: I have a few
Juniichi: just trying things in
Juniichi: ON
Juniichi: ...I can't see the bubble from here
JayeKoji: lololol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: got getting things in.
JayeKoji: hazard of naked wednesdays
Juniichi: >.>
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Juniichi: As far as I can remember, he never emailed me
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I never check that email.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: was he on your messenger?
Juniichi: maybe..... but that's not connected to my gmail
xOxSugarKittyxOx: it went to your gmail?
JayeKoji: I know how he got it
Juniichi: you do?
JayeKoji: mhm
Juniichi: yes
Juniichi: how?
JayeKoji: tiger gave it to him to send you something that one time cause he couldnt do it from his fathers house cause of child locks or something
JayeKoji: you were livid
Juniichi: OH
Juniichi: I pissed!
Juniichi: WAS
Juniichi: HAHAHAHA
JayeKoji: yeah lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: hahaha
Juniichi: Not like just now
Juniichi: I have more control than that
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.> better get the puppy pads just in case
Juniichi: >.>
Juniichi: *folds over corner of rug with my toe*
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ErosMio: gah *face plants into desk*
Guest_Jordanman2259: very sexy
ErosMio: wood has never felt so good
Juniichi: o0
ErosMio: well... actually...
Crimante: lol
Juniichi: hehehehe
Juniichi: I'm going to use that suddenly
ErosMio: lol. but... xD I think I need sleep
Juniichi: "Damn. Wood has never felt so good."
Juniichi: *makes that my yahoo status*
Crimante: i know good feeling woof
Crimante: wood*
ErosMio: ohgod
Crimante: lmao
ErosMio: lmao
Crimante: lol
Juniichi: WOOF LOL
Juniichi: that was an awesome typo!
Crimante: lol
Crimante: thanks junny
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Juniichi: you know I can't tell if this guy really hates me or... if he's just trying to get me to admit to wrongdoing
HeroFromKrypton: tell him about how i like to eat candles.
Juniichi: LOL
Juniichi: Somehow I don't think he'll be impressed.
Juniichi: "Hey don't fuck with me, buddy. My friend Hero likes to eat candles."
Juniichi: ...I think its lacking some oomph
HeroFromKrypton: fucking has lots of oomph
Juniichi: LOLOL
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InnocentEm: You need to find one person you SOLEy trust, doesnt have to be me or anyone in "our circle" but someone you will NEVER be sexual with but can depend on
Juniichi: ..never be sexual with?
InnocentEm: YES!
Juniichi: *tries to think of someone*
Juniichi: erm.
InnocentEm: flirting is one thing but when you actually act on it i mean
InnocentEm: You need to find someone you will never do that with or it will be the biggest loss in your life
InnocentEm: Dont you have someone you just feel safe with... like you click on a mental level
InnocentEm: Kitty?
Juniichi: I've sexed Kitty.
InnocentEm: Hero
Juniichi: Sexed.
InnocentEm: Onyx
InnocentEm: rim
Juniichi: ...
InnocentEm: *Crim
Juniichi: ...I love you
Juniichi: that was the best typo ever
InnocentEm: Haha.
MeinXBruderXEngel: lol.
Juniichi: Cause my first thought was that I have never rimmed David *puts on my list*
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HeroFromKrypton: DOOOC!
HeroFromKrypton: I HAVE TO TELL YA ABOUT THE FUUUUTUUURE!
HeroFromKrypton: WHAAT?
HeroFromKrypton: I HAVE TAH TELL YA ABOUT THE FUUUUUUUTUUUURE!
Crimante: lol
Crimante: Christopher Lloyd is a great man xD
HeroFromKrypton: ON THE NIGHT I GO BACK.. IN TIME YOU GET *DOOOONG!!!!!*
Crimante: we should all be lucky to get dong
HeroFromKrypton: i was well aware that that would be interpreted that way.
Juniichi: ROFL
Crimante: lol
Juniichi: ii *wipes eyes* man that was beautiful
Juniichi: *puts it on my page*
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Juniichi: *fights with hard-frozen chocolate ice cream*
Juniichi: *growls and tosses spoon, eating directly out of pint container*
Juniichi: *chats with Jaye at the table for an hour*
Juniichi: *eats pizza*
Juniichi: *heads off to the restroom*
Juniichi *returns* Jaye, why didn't you tell me I had a big chocolate circle stamped across my face? .////.
JayeKoji: *typing* …cause it was cute.
Juniichi: …cute.
JayeKoji: Yeah. You got most of it off your nose with your napkin earlier, though.
Juniichi: .////.
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Juniichi: few things are as nasty as opening a capsule of Benadryl and pouring the powder into your mouth
Juniichi: I mean so nasty that you don't understand how this goes through your body without causing some kind of internal bleeding
xKitaKinsx: >.< i don't think i'd be able to do it. i have a really bad gag reflex
Juniichi: I had to take some once while I was driving. Had nothing to drink. I think I saw my spirit guide.
Juniichi: >.>
xKitaKinsx: ._.
Juniichi: *insert joke here*
xKitaKinsx: ~blinks..... thinks about it.....~ oh god >_<
xKitaKinsx: that sounded bad
Juniichi: Yes it did. You should work on that gag reflex.
xKitaKinsx: so i shall XD
Juniichi: >.>
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Juniichi: hey pse
Juniichi: ..that just so sounds like a sound effect to me
Juniichi: ...pssssss
Juniichi: ...you are so asleep
Juniichi: >.>
Juniichi: *tip toes over*
Juniichi: *unbuckles all your buckles*
xPseudo: OwO
Juniichi: o.o
xPseudo: < w <"
Juniichi: You're supposed to be asleep!
xPseudo: xD
xPseudo: Look what Emmy got me o3o
xPseudo: :3
Juniichi: I was working on making you all jangly when you tried to move later
xPseudo: x3
Juniichi: hehe yeah that is cute
xPseudo: I chose it ^^
xPseudo: :I
xPseudo: I like the tail ^ w ^
Juniichi: *nods* love the tail
xPseudo: < w <"
Juniichi: all wiggly
xPseudo: Mind invader o3o
Juniichi: *snerk*
xPseudo: ... o-o
xPseudo: What does that sound/look like?
xPseudo: I'm gunna get better shoes for this.
Juniichi: its like a snicker. just shorter. kinda snortish
xPseudo: I see :3
Juniichi: slightly sarcastic
xPseudo: I get it < w <
Juniichi: it comes from the latin word, snerkapotamous
xPseudo: ... .w.
xPseudo: If i was stupid i would believe you :D
Juniichi: which means, to laugh like a snicker but shorter and more like a somewhat sarcastic snort
Juniichi: *draws you a picture*
Juniichi: *goes to find you a link in wikipedia*
xPseudo: ... :D
Juniichi: Here *hands you a stick*
Juniichi: thought you might want to join in the beating of this dead horse behind the couch
Juniichi: Oh I start higher on the disturbed level than most people
xPseudo: Wait
xPseudo: Are YOU the horse
xPseudo: :D
Juniichi: Me? No. I'm the snerkapotamous.
xPseudo: Creepy owo
Juniichi: which, you may not know this, but it means to laugh like a snicker but shorter and more like a somewhat sarcastic snort
Juniichi: *hits dead horse again*
Juniichi: It's funny. Trust me.
xPseudo: ...
xPseudo: Oki~
Juniichi: *crickets*
xPseudo: I kill crickets.
xPseudo: .w.
xPseudo: Like
xPseudo: 4 last night..
xPseudo: The 5th one got away..
Juniichi: *munch munch munch*
xPseudo: Now i know how murderers feel
Juniichi: *offers you bag*
xPseudo: And the frustration when the victim doesn't die..
Juniichi: *swallows*
xPseudo: < o < Oh thank you..
Juniichi: mmm... crickets.
Juniichi: Not like they're covered in chocolate or anything.
xPseudo: Btw.
xPseudo: Emmy Bear is gunna rape you :3
Juniichi: Yeah? How do you figure?
xPseudo: Ok
xPseudo: so
xPseudo: Like
xPseudo: I'm a bastard
Juniichi: ok
xPseudo: And told her what you did o3o
xPseudo: So
Juniichi: what did I do?
xPseudo: [10:04:58 PM] emma ferguson: Ians pissed me right off now jun is fucking with my boy....HELL NO
xPseudo: >;3
xPseudo: This will be fun ^^
Juniichi: o0 I am so not fucking with her boy
xPseudo: Not the way I told her~ :D
Juniichi: You're on the other side of the room
xPseudo: I'm here cos i wanted to touch myself while looking at my avi.
xPseudo: ;3
xPseudo: I meant every partr of what i just said.
Juniichi: Yeah I believe you.
xPseudo: Good boy~
Juniichi: uh huh
Juniichi: so what did you tell Em we were doing?
xPseudo: < w <
xPseudo: They you were five knickles deep ;D
xPseudo: x3
xPseudo: Nah just what you said
Juniichi: ...that I was a snerkapotamous?
xPseudo: That was really naighty of you o3o
xPseudo: Naughty*
xPseudo: Mabey :o
xPseudo: Preying on sweet, young, semi-innocent boys~
xPseudo: ... Ok i lied about the innocent part.
xPseudo: .w.
Juniichi: Dude. I'm not preying on you.
Juniichi: I mean normally, sure. I can see why Em would think I might.
xPseudo: I know x3
xPseudo: I know :d
xPseudo: I just liike to wind people up
xPseudo: I do it to Em all the timee
xPseudo: But I use.. other methods.
Juniichi: Yeah but she might be on a hunt for my nards because of it
xPseudo: > w >
xPseudo: Should be fun to watch.
Juniichi: >.>
xPseudo: I think she's drinking or something soon
xPseudo: So like
xPseudo: Mabey she will forget
xPseudo: ^^
Juniichi: *gives you the hairy eyeball* ...and I shared my horse beating stick with you
xPseudo: ...
xPseudo: The hairy whaaaa~
xPseudo: o-o
xPseudo: That's just yucky :x
Juniichi: Yes well. That's what you get.
xPseudo: QwQ
Juniichi: I'm in missing someone I like a lot mode
xPseudo: Uhm
xPseudo: Uhm
xPseudo: Jay?
xPseudo: o-o
Juniichi: No. Jaye is right over there *points*
xPseudo: -Looks-
xPseudo: > _ >"
xPseudo: Uhh.. yeah..
xPseudo: About that..
Juniichi: In my bed
xPseudo: > w >.
Juniichi: about what?
xPseudo: Spank him ;Q
Juniichi: I can't. Not right now.
Juniichi: I tend to.
Juniichi: Just not now.
xPseudo: But getting spanked is funnn ;-;
xPseudo: Dude
xPseudo: You are so dead >w >
Juniichi: dead?
xPseudo: -Nod nod-
xPseudo: >w<
Juniichi: Did you tell her that now I'm two elbows deep?
xPseudo: x3
xPseudo: Just get ready for a yahoo message
Juniichi: It's all because of my lack of depth perception, you know.
xPseudo: I love how you stopped typind
xPseudo: x3
xPseudo: Typing*
Juniichi: Hey Pse
xPseudo: Yup
Juniichi: Say hi to people reading my page...
xPseudo: Wut?
xPseudo: owo
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Juniichi: I got an office on IMVU
xPseudo: Orly
Juniichi: Yar.
Juniichi: we meet in the office and work. real business and all
xPseudo: You wear that ? ;3
Juniichi: nope
Juniichi: I wear this
xPseudo: Slick~
Juniichi: ty
xPseudo: I go to work naked.
xPseudo :3
Juniichi : So, what's it like being a hooker, then?
xPseudo: Its not that bad..
xPseudo: :D
Juniichi: *suddenly has a lady on me*
xPseudo: I think you just got laid c;
Juniichi: Wow, I think that makes me a mack daddy
Juniichi: or a minute man.
Juniichi: not sure.
xPseudo: I want to be the one with the big hat o3o
xPseudo: With the feather~
Juniichi: ...you want to be Yankee Doodle Dandy?
xPseudo: Yup :3
Juniichi: You have not far to travel, my friend.
xPseudo: Win ;3
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Juniichi: Hey Vestrum. Isn't that like a title for a priest or something?
Vestrummatt: Greetings. Nah, just some garbled Latin translation that I picked up as a nickname a while ago.
Junichi: I think the term is a title in a video game. They are like priests or learned scholars or something. I think his name was Vestrum Tobias. Vestrum Matt is a bit less lofty. Sort of akin to "Pope Skippy IV".
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Fjaana: aaw
Fjaana: how lovely
Fjaana: look at that, a man who buys his sweetheart an engagement ring. ~sigh~
Juniichi: homg, I just said your name aloud.
Fjaana: you said it wrong
Juniichi: .///////.
Fjaana: or you wouldn't have omg'd
Fjaana: fee YAH nah
Juniichi: >.>
Juniichi: shhh
Juniichi: *hides under hat* ....lies.
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Unoace: finally a room awwway from the negros
Juniichi: *falls out of chair*
Guest_spoonlessrebel: haha
NelaBunneh: o.O
JAl313: O_@
Juniichi: Man! What an entrance~
NelaBunneh: *lynches Uno*
Juniichi: Way to save me from a fabulously embarrassing situation
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Juniichi: >.>
JWickidKursed: ty
Fjaana: sorry I took so long.
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HeroFromKrypton: have you had keebler shortbread cookies?
HeroFromKrypton: sandies?
Juniichi: pecan sandies?
HeroFromKrypton: yeah.
HeroFromKrypton: whichever
Juniichi: those are ok, but back home they have them and they're called Mexican Nut cookies
Juniichi: which are, of course, better
Juniichi: ^ ^
HeroFromKrypton: well im thinking more of the shortbread portion of the cookie and not the pecan part.
HeroFromKrypton: is it just me, or do they remind you of restroom soap?
HeroFromKrypton: the pink kind
Juniichi: hang on. can't type. laughing.
HeroFromKrypton: XD
Juniichi: Yeah, buddy. I'm thinking that's all you.
HeroFromKrypton: well ive never actually drank restroom soap. but the taste of the cookies reminds me of the smell of it
Juniichi: ohh I see.
Juniichi: Yeah that's still you
Juniichi: I don't think I would make that connection
Juniichi: but then... I think I'd be awfully hungry for Mexican Nut everytime I went to the bathroom
Juniichi: XD
HeroFromKrypton: im sure there's a lot of guys who meet up that way too.
Juniichi: Blame it on the cooookie
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xOxSugarKittyxOx: -leans down and kisses Master's head-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -then clings to it-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: no you can't go ><
Juniichi: ..nice hat
JayeKoji: *chuckle* right?
JayeKoji: let go... I have to go to bed kitten.
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -perched-
JayeKoji: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: but but.... dark will be the world....
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -sniffles-
Juniichi: Hey, your hat has titties.
JayeKoji: Yes, I'm surprised you haven't taken any pictures.
Juniichi: i TOOK SOME
Juniichi: *yells*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: I WANT A TREE HOUSE
JayeKoji: lol I can hear you still over on the other side of the wall Jun, its ok
xOxSugarKittyxOx: FART NOISES UNDER THE ARM
JayeKoji: lolol
Juniichi: I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS
JayeKoji what you get when you consult your inner child...
JayeKoji: cause now I want icecream
xOxSugarKittyxOx: you should get ice cream :D
Juniichi: i WANT A CUP OF COFFEE
Juniichi: THIS IS MY INNER BUSINESSMAN
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -petpet-
JayeKoji: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: lolol
JayeKoji: I'll bring you up some when I come back
Juniichi: thank you ^ ^
Juniichi: ... I like to wear my businessman on the outside
JayeKoji: wear your businessman on the outside lol that mean your penis is hanging out?
Juniichi: Yes it is. *poses and puts on your hat*
JayeKoji: lol
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -is now on Juni's head-
JayeKoji: thats great
xOxSugarKittyxOx: >.>
xOxSugarKittyxOx: <.<
JayeKoji: Take care of her while I'm gone. Don't work her too hard.
Juniichi: *does a Mary Tyler Moore*
JayeKoji: *watches kitty sail over the wall*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -not sure what that means but clings on-
xxJoiixx: You're in mid air.
xxJoiixx: Froze.
Juniichi: *looks up*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: i'm afraid of heights ! ><
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -sobs-
Juniichi: Oh look. Panty shot.
Juniichi: *click*
JayeKoji: riiight... she wouldnt know who mary tyler moore is
Juniichi: Hero would... if he was paying attention.
Juniichi: *put's Jaye's hat on hero*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -is now on Hero's head-
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -not sure about this-
Juniichi: ...Just don't pee on him
Juniichi: He hates that
JayeKoji: Not gonna ask how you know about hero's pee preferences but ok
Brady1019: ~checks room..pulls kitty from the wall before returning to cook~
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -clings to Brady's leg-
Juniichi: Hey Look. Your leg has titties.
Brady1019: ~steals a kiss from jun before leaving~
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -is going places now-
Juniichi: *is kissed*
xOxSugarKittyxOx: -tries to steer brady back to Jaye-
Juniichi: *calls out* KITTY...get me a granola bar while you're in there!
xOxSugarKittyxOx: KAY!
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SilverOnyx: back
Juniichi: ok... as a former hairdresser, I have waxed eyebrows, lips, cheeks, entire faces, underarms, pubic regions of certain special peoples... maybe a leg or two. I don't remember.. but I can genuinely say I have never waxed an anus.
Juniichi: o0
Juniichi: wb >.>
Juniichi: *b*
Juniichi: ...nice time to return.
SilverOnyx: lol
JayeKoji: ROFL
JayeKoji: can you imagine though.. seems a asshole would be the worse place for someone to pull the hair
Juniichi: ...for the person doing it
Juniichi: I mean... strange assholes all day.
JayeKoji: lol strange assholes
JayeKoji: I guess familiar ones are better?
HaloDivine: eheheeee
Juniichi: takes on a new meaning doesn't it? *g*
HaloDivine: ohh I know this asshole
HaloDivine: yay!
Juniichi: LOLOL
JayeKoji: *dying*
HaloDivine: seems if it went fast though it would be awesome
JayeKoji: wait what? awesome?
JayeKoji: lol halo?
HaloDivine: yea rip it off fast like a bandaid
JayeKoji: I can just hear the scream then YEAAAHHH!
Juniichi: THAT WAS AWESOME!!
HaloDivine: followed my omg mmmmmmm
HaloDivine: what a fuggin rush
JayeKoji: lolol
HaloDivine: do it again
SilverOnyx: :-p
JayeKoji: halo high fivin the worker
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Juniichi: kinda like going to a fisting parlor
HaloDivine: O.O
Juniichi: Welcome Reyna!
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Juniichi: LOL
JayeKoji: that is too funny
JayeKoji: ah.. ahhh... *breathes*
HaloDivine: no doubt
HaloDivine: but i like pain
Juniichi: "Excuse me Miss, but is it alright if I lay here and wait for my erection to go away before getting up to put my pants on?"
HaloDivine: hehehheheee
HaloDivine: =x
SilverOnyx: :-p
Juniichi: Cause.. you know.. I might just.. *grinds against the gurney*
Juniichi: ...love your work, btw
JayeKoji: lolol
JayeKoji: love your work... lolol
SilverOnyx: hehe
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Herofromkrypton: Brazil
Junichi: you like brahzeel wax?
Junichi: i give you brahzeel asshole wax *nodnod*
Herofromkrypton: O.o
Junichi: you take off pants now
Herofromkrypton: lol
Junichi: YOU TAKE OFF PANTS NOW
Herofromkrypton: O.O
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Juniichi: hi everyone
Juniichi: ...foxy room
Guest_zegrosso: hi
HiroProITagonist: lol
HiroProITagonist: yeah usually there are more
Juniichi: I mean had I known... I would have brought hunting gear?
Juniichi: worn more orange
Juniichi: dressed as an acorn...no wait, what do foxes eat?
