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EtherialNeko
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 Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:45 pm Post subject: Likes long walks on the beach... |
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So, your roleplay character is setting out one of those want ads for a partner.
What would they say? What would they desire most in a partner?
What would the ad look like and what would they ask for?
I imagine Zergys pic just being that display picture of him showing showing off his "Alternative" Gear. xD
Anyway, I would like to see them! What would you ask for? |
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MeZergy 
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| Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I imagine Zergys pic just being that display picture of him showing showing off his "Alternative" Gear. xD |
And the caption would read:
"COME AND GET IT."
Needless to say, the idiot would forget to put his phone number in the ad.
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KijuukiMiku
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Naruto Miku-
"Single girl seeks strong and handsome male companion. Must be full of energy, be able to keep up, and be close to my age. Can not be afraid of heights or fire. Ninjas preferred."
One Piece Miku-
"Looking for love in all the wrong places. Seeking male partner to join in adventure around the world. You'll be under my protection. Must be smart enough to outsmart vice admiral rank marines and pirates in the New World. Must know how to shoot and appreciate the art of hunting. "
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DiezAre 
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 3:05 am Post subject: |
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Diez: looking for strong man who wishes to be spoiled and treated like a king. Any really. When we meet I will have a single red rose.
There would be directions for the place to meet... it would be her mines that the liar plans to toss these men into because shes short on workers because they died from poor conditions or something. Or she just feels the need to imprison more people. Which is always.
And the ad would be in all capslock because it would help her feel superior. |
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DarklingMagick
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 4:06 am Post subject: |
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Unfortunately many of my characters would not put out a personal but here we go anyway...
Dracula:
"Desired. A female of any age, ethnicity or religious inclination for an evening of unparallelled pleasures.
Likes: Wolves, bats, thunder storms, snow, history, buildings that are at least a century old, honesty, integrity. I enjoy long... enthusiastic walks under the moonlight and the canticles of wolf choirs.
Turn offs: Dishonor, thieves, liars, garlic, and roses and shovels."
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Thomas:
(There were no words. Just this image as if that would be enough to entice anyone. Thomas has an impressive ego).
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t260/JTheGoblinKing/ThomasEdit-1.png
(Disclaimer: I did not make that.That is a fan art from Deviant art. The artist can easily be found via a Deviant art search of "Thomas Raith.")
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Dresden:
"I already have a yellow pages advert... What do you mean this isn't for that kind of ad? Thomas, I'm gonna kill you!"
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Percy:
"I.. Uh... Umm... No thank you!"
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Derek:
"Wanted, a woman who is open and accepting of unusual situations and circumstances. Mature, older woman preferred.
Likes: I love strudel, fudge, and nearly all things sweet.
Turn offs include: Toaster strudel. Vampires. Conversations about my daughter's personal life.
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Skimmerskir
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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I... I was going to do this, but... I don't even know how to START with Chez. How... I... *tips head to side* *and then some more*
SEXY BEAST WANTED? @___@ COME INTO MY BUDOIR OF PLEASURE? |
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VesperSteelwater
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| Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:38 am Post subject: |
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If Thanos ever wanted someone he would just send out his henchmen to kidnap them!!!
Vesper My pirate already has want adds out!! There are wanted " Dead or Alive!! posters in almost every major port in the known world " And each have a hefty sum of gold for the reward.
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HeinrichFaust
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| Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:00 am Post subject: |
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Faust:
"I am looking for someone who does not question the company I keep. Someone intelligent and beautiful preferred."
Likes: Beauty, magick, power, knowledge.
Dislikes: Little black dogs...
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MeZergy
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| Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:09 am Post subject: |
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| Skimmerskir wrote: | I... I was going to do this, but... I don't even know how to START with Chez. How... I... *tips head to side* *and then some more*
SEXY BEAST WANTED? @___@ COME INTO MY BUDOIR OF PLEASURE? |
Decorated with hearts and INSISTED to have a flower and a LOT OF GLITTER attached to every ad.
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Dahvien
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Since this made me snicker at work on a night when I needed a chuckle...
Dahvien:
"Looking for a person who doesn't mind scales, likes toasting marshmallows while curled up by a bonfire, and enjoys quiet times surrounded by mist at night."
Angel:
"I.. thought I'd left things like this behind when I left the Courtesan's Guild...." *shakes his head and walks away...* |
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EtherialNeko
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| Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| MeZergy wrote: | | Skimmerskir wrote: | I... I was going to do this, but... I don't even know how to START with Chez. How... I... *tips head to side* *and then some more*
SEXY BEAST WANTED? @___@ COME INTO MY BUDOIR OF PLEASURE? |
Decorated with hearts and INSISTED to have a flower and a LOT OF GLITTER attached to every ad. |
I imagine Chez and Zergy getting along like a house on fire.
Or at least a boudoir! |
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RinaFanel13
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| Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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Ehhh...These characters already have canon lovers (Ponders throwing this to Jebus) so I should do their want ads tailored to them.
Nyamh: Wanted, 1 drinking partner and someone willing to get wasted and then go frolicking about as a woman in a pink tutu. MUST NOT BE AFRAID OF DRAGONS OR THE COLD. Must have a love for mead, ale, and occasionally fruit juice. Likes dancing, singing, and belching contests. A man with a nice big pair of....oh wait this is a family paper. Sorry. Find me passed out on the counter of the Broken Angel. Look for the woman in leather armor, red hair, and drooling. That is unless Gryff has already kicked me out, then I'll be curled up around Pip.
Rina: Seeking a male with long white hair and an odd obsession for Crepes and French culture. Must be good with fencing since I require a partner to practice with. Pale skin and red eyes are fine. Must be an "angel in disguise." He should have a fondness for the colors of red and black and own his own Chateau. A crazy red head as a roommate is acceptable. If you meet this requirement then I'll be standing at the edge of The River with a white dress on. Don't forget to bring the crazy wizard.
Crina: Seeking 2 partners. One must wear all white and have an odd obsession for all things electronic. Must be extremely good with computers and love techno music. Nerd-tastical abilities to catch random pop-culture references. The other must wear black and be entirely psychotically good with magic. Cannibalism is partially acceptable just don't make me eat any humans. Favorite thing to cook must be eggs and breakfast food. A complete lack of understanding for sarcasm and slight insults is a must. I'll be in a hospital bed dying if you meet these requirements.
Those are the big three lol. *Goes to prod Jebus*
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Guest_JebusHatesYou
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| Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| RinaFanel13 wrote: | Ehhh...These characters already have canon lovers (Ponders throwing this to Jebus) so I should do their want ads tailored to them.
Nyamh: Wanted, 1 drinking partner and someone willing to get wasted and then go frolicking about as a woman in a pink tutu. MUST NOT BE AFRAID OF DRAGONS OR THE COLD. Must have a love for mead, ale, and occasionally fruit juice. Likes dancing, singing, and belching contests. A man with a nice big pair of....oh wait this is a family paper. Sorry. Find me passed out on the counter of the Broken Angel. Look for the woman in leather armor, red hair, and drooling. That is unless Gryff has already kicked me out, then I'll be curled up around Pip.
Rina: Seeking a male with long white hair and an odd obsession for Crepes and French culture. Must be good with fencing since I require a partner to practice with. Pale skin and red eyes are fine. Must be an "angel in disguise." He should have a fondness for the colors of red and black and own his own Chateau. A crazy red head as a roommate is acceptable. If you meet this requirement then I'll be standing at the edge of The River with a white dress on. Don't forget to bring the crazy wizard.
Crina: Seeking 2 partners. One must wear all white and have an odd obsession for all things electronic. Must be extremely good with computers and love techno music. Nerd-tastical abilities to catch random pop-culture references. The other must wear black and be entirely psychotically good with magic. Cannibalism is partially acceptable just don't make me eat any humans. Favorite thing to cook must be eggs and breakfast food. A complete lack of understanding for sarcasm and slight insults is a must. I'll be in a hospital bed dying if you meet these requirements.
Those are the big three lol. *Goes to prod Jebus* |
All i can say is MOO! |
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RinaFanel13
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| Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Guest_JebusHatesYou wrote: | | RinaFanel13 wrote: | Ehhh...These characters already have canon lovers (Ponders throwing this to Jebus) so I should do their want ads tailored to them.
Nyamh: Wanted, 1 drinking partner and someone willing to get wasted and then go frolicking about as a woman in a pink tutu. MUST NOT BE AFRAID OF DRAGONS OR THE COLD. Must have a love for mead, ale, and occasionally fruit juice. Likes dancing, singing, and belching contests. A man with a nice big pair of....oh wait this is a family paper. Sorry. Find me passed out on the counter of the Broken Angel. Look for the woman in leather armor, red hair, and drooling. That is unless Gryff has already kicked me out, then I'll be curled up around Pip.
Rina: Seeking a male with long white hair and an odd obsession for Crepes and French culture. Must be good with fencing since I require a partner to practice with. Pale skin and red eyes are fine. Must be an "angel in disguise." He should have a fondness for the colors of red and black and own his own Chateau. A crazy red head as a roommate is acceptable. If you meet this requirement then I'll be standing at the edge of The River with a white dress on. Don't forget to bring the crazy wizard.
Crina: Seeking 2 partners. One must wear all white and have an odd obsession for all things electronic. Must be extremely good with computers and love techno music. Nerd-tastical abilities to catch random pop-culture references. The other must wear black and be entirely psychotically good with magic. Cannibalism is partially acceptable just don't make me eat any humans. Favorite thing to cook must be eggs and breakfast food. A complete lack of understanding for sarcasm and slight insults is a must. I'll be in a hospital bed dying if you meet these requirements.
Those are the big three lol. *Goes to prod Jebus* |
All i can say is MOO! |
OMG I MISSED OUT ON BACON!
Spamela: Moo, Moo, mooooo, moo, mooo moo. Erm..wait. Um. *Coughs* Seeking one pig. Must like the mud and being too smart for his own kind. Magically enhanced thought is a must, no dead beat piggies wanted. Fluency in cow is appreciated. Contact with the all might black robed man is required. I will be waiting in Casander's Petting zoo next to the strange little man dressed as Little Bo Peep trying to do something odd with the sheepies. Must have a love for bacon.
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Guest_JebusHatesYou
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| Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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| RinaFanel13 wrote: | | Guest_JebusHatesYou wrote: | | RinaFanel13 wrote: | Ehhh...These characters already have canon lovers (Ponders throwing this to Jebus) so I should do their want ads tailored to them.
Nyamh: Wanted, 1 drinking partner and someone willing to get wasted and then go frolicking about as a woman in a pink tutu. MUST NOT BE AFRAID OF DRAGONS OR THE COLD. Must have a love for mead, ale, and occasionally fruit juice. Likes dancing, singing, and belching contests. A man with a nice big pair of....oh wait this is a family paper. Sorry. Find me passed out on the counter of the Broken Angel. Look for the woman in leather armor, red hair, and drooling. That is unless Gryff has already kicked me out, then I'll be curled up around Pip.
Rina: Seeking a male with long white hair and an odd obsession for Crepes and French culture. Must be good with fencing since I require a partner to practice with. Pale skin and red eyes are fine. Must be an "angel in disguise." He should have a fondness for the colors of red and black and own his own Chateau. A crazy red head as a roommate is acceptable. If you meet this requirement then I'll be standing at the edge of The River with a white dress on. Don't forget to bring the crazy wizard.
Crina: Seeking 2 partners. One must wear all white and have an odd obsession for all things electronic. Must be extremely good with computers and love techno music. Nerd-tastical abilities to catch random pop-culture references. The other must wear black and be entirely psychotically good with magic. Cannibalism is partially acceptable just don't make me eat any humans. Favorite thing to cook must be eggs and breakfast food. A complete lack of understanding for sarcasm and slight insults is a must. I'll be in a hospital bed dying if you meet these requirements.
Those are the big three lol. *Goes to prod Jebus* |
All i can say is MOO! |
OMG I MISSED OUT ON BACON!
Spamela: Moo, Moo, mooooo, moo, mooo moo. Erm..wait. Um. *Coughs* Seeking one pig. Must like the mud and being too smart for his own kind. Magically enhanced thought is a must, no dead beat piggies wanted. Fluency in cow is appreciated. Contact with the all might black robed man is required. I will be waiting in Casander's Petting zoo next to the strange little man dressed as Little Bo Peep trying to do something odd with the sheepies. Must have a love for bacon. |
Zan: Looking for a half dead girl i can use as a human battery and mobile campus. Must enjoy being yelled and/or stabbed for no reason. Eating all the food that I prepare is also a must.... Even if i'm cooking humans.
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