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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject:

Dendrophobia- Fear of leaving town with your two toddlers(2 and 3) to visit your parents one weekend. On Sunday, you decide to attend church with the family. Your 2 year old is sitting very quietly. You think you've done a swell job of teaching him to sit quietly in church. Just when you're proud of yourself, your 2 year old wait until the entire church is silent before he make his move. Suddenly you see something breeze past you as if it was a quick flash of lightening. You notice it's your 2 year old standing in front of the entire congregation STARK NAKED! He's got an ear to ear grin on his face yelling,"LOOK MOMMY! MY DING DING!"

*this actually happened to me this weekend* I was mortified!!! I no longer think my 2 year old is ready for church! Embarassed

He was sitting with my sister who had fell asleep mid service. She wasn't watching him.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject: Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia- The fear of the mamaluigi attacking you at night Shocked

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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:44 am Post subject: Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia.. fear of extremely small and trival things... such as a spec of dust on your hand..or somthing like a piece of mud on ur shoes

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:32 am Post subject:

Dendrophobia- the fear of not knowing when to stop talking to anyone. People who have this phobia tend to talk and talk and talk then relax the talkativeness because people who they speak to put some weird or unrelaxing face and even then the person with the phobia can not stay quiet for a short amount of time before letting their tongue run loose. This phobia is known to appear with over confident people as well as cocky...Look out you may just be one of them. At the moment the only cure to this phobia is a Gray thick Duct tape to be inserted on to the mouth or lots of food to keep that mouth full from mumbling....
LoL..XD
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Guest_Korarn 1 Joined: 18 Oct 2008 Posts: 4 Location: USA

Dendrophobia - the fear of bloated rabid bears waking from hibernation too early, with loaded pistols, to play Russian roulette, the stakes of which usually consist of another year of life, fresh fish, and a trip to the zoo (New York).

Evade Joined: 02 Dec 2005 Posts: 815 Location: Canada

Dendrophobia-Fear of trees.
Is an intense fear of something that poses little or no actual danger. While adults with dendrophobia realize that these fears are irrational, they often find that facing, or even thinking about facing, the feared situation brings on a panic attack or severe anxiety
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misskaz2 Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 528 Location: USA - IA

Ok, I knew what this was only because on Can't Hardly Wait they talk about a dendropheliac...person who has with trees. It's hard to think of anything for this and not laugh at that.

How about Dendrophobia is the fear of someone having with trees...or the fear of walking alone in forests for fear a tree will try to have with you.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:18 pm Post subject:

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject:

Dendrophobia....the fear of friends or neighbors randomly dropping by to borrow something of yours that you know they'll never return and when confronted will claim that you gave it to them. Also the fear of small fuzzy things....but this is a seldom used definition Smile

*sorry for the edit but I didn't know ahead of time that my entry was almost identical to another...so I changed. Hope that was ok*

Aracid 4 Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 17 Location: USA - WA

Dendrophobia: Fear that when no one is home except you in wee hours of the morning, while brewing coffee, your coffee pot will jump off of the counter and wobble towards you.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject:

Sorry I didn't post this earlier, but this will be the last week. I will announce the winner tomorrow and that will be the last contest, at least until IMVU comes out of its downward spiral. I can't go into detail here, for fear of banishment, but I'm not happy with the a few mods, several staff members, and the entire site in general. (no I will NOT tell who is on my poo list even in a PM so don't ask.)

I'll have the final winner up tomorrow after noon some time.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject:

Dendrophobia
Fear of dandruff or dead people dropping into your cereal

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:10 am Post subject:

Dendrophobia

Fear of the white flaky things in some one elses hair. Some one with this fear might turn into a monkey... Hoot and holler.... Than start picking the white substance from that person's hair.

Also fear of graves or zombies that turn into moneys to try and steal your flakes from your hair.

Also fear of any thing tiny and white.

Also fear of living trees with white leaves who attack and steal things. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:36 am Post subject:

Dendrophobia-the fear of people who constantly talk and scream at the t.v. or radio as if the people on it can actually hear them
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: Petheraphobia

real fear of a panter rapping a broadway show toon, while eating pretzels, and drinking Dr Pepper.