Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 1278 Location: USA - IL
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:38 am Post subject:
We have a winner for this week and here it is:
Shauncy wrote:
Alektorophobia...
An undying fear that your three year old will get into a department store, see a toy, pick it up without you noticing, and cause the alarms to yell when you exit. The store manager comes running because they think you're trying to make off with a $19.98 elmo doll. You go pay for it, give it back to your screaming kid, and head home. when you get home, your child cast the toy into the nearest corner just to play with the oldest toy in his/her room!
KIDS....sheesh
You sound like you are speaking from experience...lol
Congratulations and thanks everyone for entering.
Here is the new contest:
Dendrophobia
October 15-21 _________________ Opportunity Knocks!
Dentrophobia - fear of Special-purpose coinages like wedtro , invtro etc. have also been sighted. _________________ hey, if u can help me with my wishlist plus go here ^^ i'm just a loner passager that need help and have fun as well
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:00 am Post subject: hmm
LMAO okkkkkkkkk
What I want is an entertaining definition. the funnier and more random, the better.
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Dendrophobia; fear of your six year old sneaking out the back door across the back alley to the park yeaaaaa and decides to climb up that 1 old tree ... you know the one thats leaning to the side with no leaves and all branches are weak , yup .... and he finds just the very branch that cant hold him and falls down to the ground busting his head open...
then if possible he walks in the house screaming his *** off with blood gushing out of his head while your sitting there peeling potatos to go with that FRIED CHICKEN your making for dinner....... sooooo you know what happens then you get all excited jump up and out of shock just keep saying WHAT HAPPEN WHAT HAPPEN WHAT HAPPEN....yea snot coming down mixing with blood he says nothing hes gasping for air and crying, screaming .... ohh yea so while your shaking and looking like your a CHICKEN with head cut off you grab him and try to get him to er as fast as possible and never seems fast enough........
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((((yea i know you ladies with kids know what im talking about ,this happens often just like when they want a toy then go for old toy once they get home or when they say they want somthing to eat you make it and then they dont want it any more ))))
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THIS KINDA STUFF HAPPENS EVERYDAY on random unpredictable times
ANYWAY lmao back to fear crap when you get to er you look at nurse like shes crazy and you say to her you better take care of him NOW and your about to beat every1 in that joint if they dont step on it
CHOP CHOP you better hurry up you say to DR
and when you get home you CHOP that dam tree down
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats that fear you know
THIS IS NOT COPY OF WINNER ... I THINK THEY CALL THIS SARCASM
Dendrophobia
Fear of falling out of your bed at night, then loosing a tooth, while your dog named Den is barking at the loud noise you made while you choked on your tooth.
Dendrophobia - The fear that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will write another parody movie where Hannah Montana takes forever to die. _________________
Dendrophobia - The phobia of jibbering trees wearing black leather thongs chasing me naked through a deep puddle of maple syrup, throwing walnuts, rabid squirrels, and empty beer cans at me.
Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 2166 Location: USA - FL
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:13 pm Post subject:
Dendrophobia is the fear that you are locked in the den with your camphor smelling old aunt who wants to discuss nothing but her old love affairs and keeps dangling her hankie in your face making you almost pass out while you keep looking around for a chance to escape. The den is filled with musty old books that have never been opened but you feel that the spines of the books have eyes that are watching you and reading your mind and they will never let you escape. _________________ All my products are made with TLC just for you.
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fear of snowflakes actually being dandruff attacking your hair
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