Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 1155 Location: USA - IL
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: What's your fear? Winner every week. CONTEST OVER PLS LOCK!
WHAT'S YOUR FEAR
People who know me know I'm all about those random useless facts that everyone seems to have at least a few of. My friends are always waiting to see what I follow that "Did you know.." with. Well, I decided to have a little fun with this and that is where you can win.
HOW TO ENTER:
Every week, I will post a new real phobia, but not the definition. That's your job. I'm not looking for the correct definition, necessarily, so looking it up won't really help that much. What I want is an entertaining definition. the funnier and more random, the better.
WHO CAN ENTER:
Anyone. If you can type, you can enter.
WHEN IS IT:
I'll post a new phobia here and the dates it will be for every week. It will end at 11:59pm Eastern on the last day of that week. See below for the current phobia and its running dates as well as past phobias with their real and winning made-up definitions.
JUDGES:
Just me.
PRIZES:
1000 credits
Exclusive "What's Your Fear" Stamp
EXAMPLE
If I were to post:
Triskaidekaphobia
You might enter with:
Fear of small shredded wheat snack crackers.
(The real definition is fear of the number 13, but you don't have to post the REAL definition. )
Any questions, feel free to ask me. OK, so now that all that is out of the way,
WEEK ONE
August 22-29
Pentheraphobia
Winner: drzkutest
(real fear of Mothers-in-law)
WEEK TWO
September 3-9
Kakorrhaphiophobia
Winner: Alessaismyidol
(real fear of failure or defeat)
WEEK THREE
September 10-16
Tonitrophobia
Winner: JadawickedSnowangel
(real fear of thunder)
WEEK FOUR
September 17-23
Arachibutyrophobia
Winner:MistressUnderworld
(real fear of having peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth)
WEEK FIVE
September 24-30
Sinistrophobia
Winner:AkatsukiKosuke
(real fear of left handed people and things)
WEEK SIX
October 1-7
Suriphobia
Winner: xBriBrutal
(real fear of mice)
WEEK SEVEN
October 8-14
Alektorophobia
Wionner: Shauncy
(real fear of chickens)
WEEK SEVEN
October 15-21
Dendrophobia _________________ Vote for me Here!
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Pentheraphobia-is the fear of that one particular guest arriving for Thanksgiving dinner. She always hates your stuffing and never understands how much you do for her pitiful son. Basically, you are fearing Lucifer himself, in the flesh. _________________
Joined: 02 Apr 2007 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:42 am Post subject:
PENTHERAPHOBIA; The Fear of USB connective wires on all ports. _________________ *Love Can Be A Hard Thing To Find, But When Love Is Found It Can Be Easy*
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:25 am Post subject: Pentheraphobia-
Pentheraphobia-this is a fear in a fear, the victoms fear pens and as such have to go to therapy sessions which they also have a fear of going to. The real root would actually be a deep fear of pens, as an interesting side effect of the phobia would led them to start to violently chew the pens as their ink drips from their foaming mouths. Victoms usually can be found in a dark corner talking to their "pencils friends". We suspect the real threat comes from the pencil friend trying to control their minds by a secret pencily plot to exterminated the pen race. Cure has still yet to be found, but we found some interesting data that if you leave a pen and a pencil together alone in a room, when you come back the pencil seems to have been broken into pieces and has black pee all over them. Data has conformed that the pen race is a strong one indeed, which is why the pencil needs their victoms to destroy the pens by chewing them to death till their ink runs.
Pentheraphobia- afraid that when i get married that my mother in law wont lyke me becuz im gay she dont really lyke gays she thinks were all goin to hell which i dont get cuz if straights are goin to heaven and gays are goin to hell where does that make bi go??? well n e ways thats not part of this but yea im afraid of my soon to be mother in law lolz _________________ vote here
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:38 am Post subject: entering..
Pentheraphobia-is the fear of penthouses-in every fabulous murder movie this is where the innocent little lambs bite the dust..lol _________________ ...
Joined: 10 Aug 2008 Posts: 3 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:08 am Post subject: Pentheraphobia
Pentheraphobia - is a fear of little men aka hobbits rapping with pens in their eyes and they chase after u rapping in their squeaky voices
lol
LoopyFrenchieLou
Pentheraphobia- the fear of writing utensils. The things we take for granted are traumatic events for pentheraphobics. Pentheraphobics are terrified of pensils,pens,markers,chalk,crayons, caligraphy brushes, and sometimes even erasers? O.o Hey, where theres an eraser, a pensil is not far behind. In addition, pentheraphobics are terrified of things related to writing utensils: ink, lead,paint,dye,paper,staples,stiky notes,printers, thinking,reading,alphabets,numbers,UPS,books,birthdaycakes,computers,signs,text messages,coffee?,the airport,foreign movies w/subtitles,movie credits,"dont forget the lyrics",billboards,those little name tags that say "hi i'm...", - the list is almost infinite. You may have a pentheraphobic in your life and not know it. Signs of pentheraphobia are :poor hand writing, paying other people to do their work,weak vocabulary,contempt for education,etc. Although many pentheraphobics are labeled as lazy morons they actually have a serious problem. Therefore, the next time your dorm mate asks you to write his paper for you, its not becase he is lazy or hungover from last nights keg party;no, he has a fear of pens.
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